I'mreally drunk right now and I have the blade of a boxcutter, what do Sup Forums?
I'mreally drunk right now and I have the blade of a boxcutter, what do Sup Forums?
show tits or gtfo
Trash it. Self-harm is fucking pathetic.
you give a fucking timestamp
Face + timestamp with the blade.
Slice open your meat flaps and dump salt in the wounds then shit upside down and let it run over your face.
Timestamp
timestamp #cutforbieber
This and timestamp
stop seeing attention and go to sleep
this
Put the cutter in the the garbage and take a picture of your titties whilst holding some piece of paper with today's date and time on it.
Show tits
Buy an airline ticket to NYC. :)
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timestamp while you slice your clit in half down the middle
Box cutter in pooper
open a box
Have drunken pity sex with me
cut yourself deep really deep
If you has any idea what to do you wouldn't /b here. Go get friend zoned again beta ass fuck.
cut off those speedbumps on your face with a timestamp
only if youre nearby. where you at user?
have drunken pity sex with all of us
i want you to grab that razor and cut yourself some slack. none of us are perfect
post a picture of your breasts or click the x at the top corner of your screen
>true Sup Forumstard right thurr
chop off your nipple, then post pics
Mail it to
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington DC 20500
Don't cut yourself. Get a hammer, and smash your breasts against a table and take a swing at your tummy.
shove it up your cooter
Under rated post
Top Zozzle
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Texas. That nearby?
slice booty cheeks, take picture
drink more
Wtf has happened to us b. When the fuck did we start showing pity for the meek? Grab your ovaries and convince this wast of space to stop thieving our oxygen.
timestamp fag
id rather fuck her but whatever
cut your nipples off.
Then go right ahead.... Awwwe
cut down the road faggot
Get some anbesol and cut off your clitoris.
>trying to nostalg for old Sup Forums
>us
>hur internet hate machine
>narcissistic battlecry for support
goddamn mouth breather get out of here and let her cut her booty cheeks
Time stamp.
You are the cancer you hate
tits or gtfo
sterilize it, numb the area with anbesol, and then cut off your clitoral hood. You'll be able to cum quicker.
a little lower
Carve DTP into your upper thigh
Cut your pussy then Lick the blood
Post pics
You write well when drunk
cut yourself ;)
i don't see any tits. c'mon op, what's the point of being drunk if you don't do something tempting and questionable?
Oh shit, oh shiiitttt.
Do this, do this!
Go sleep
Cut your nipple off
Also I'm tristate area.
this
cut between your pussy and asshole to form a cloaca
this, my doubles demand it
throw it away, self harm is for pussies
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med student. Biologically, this makes sense.
not UK?
fuck thats me done
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
tits or gtfo
First post full tits.
Then cut a penis on your forearm.
Tips or gtfo
Superglue them in such a way as to make a throwing star and become a ninja
i suggest you stop being 14.
cut your nipple
Go home you attentionwhoring twat. Noballz wont do it. Enjoy suffering.
Winrar
>8/9/15
>14/7/16
slice your clit
Cut your nipple and take pics
followed by this
Put blade aside and show us more of those sexy lips.
"Tits or gtfo" lol
Multiple areas in the US are referred to as the tri-state area.
Are you in North Jersey? That's where it's most often used.
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Similiar membranes, that's why I said anbesol. The cumming more quickly is truth too.
Med student agrees, so OP must do it.
Slut /thread
Nice
papermate or staedler?
Hey thats pretty good
ass cheek near hole?
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sterilize the blade, anbesol the area, cut off your clitoral hood.
first time I've been on time for one of these threads. put the razor blade down and take a head to toe. don't really care for the blade. I'm sure other anons will
deeper pleaase
hey you're pretty hot
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Clit?
The fuck is b?
>what happened to us
Stop pretending to be an oldfag, newfag.
Cut cleavage area.
look at that
Rate my cuck OP?