>song is 1 second long
One of these threads
>band has 2 drummers
>they prefer mono
>band doesnt have a c in it
>Lead singer takes 3 minutes to talk about his political feelings
>song is about writing songs
>Lead rapper takes 45 minutes to talk about his political feelings
>Lead singer asks how everyone is doing
>band has two globalists
>Hardcore band plays entire set sitting down
that is a quality gira reaction image my dude guy
>his legs don't get tired
>we are x band
>1, 2, 3
>Singer is taped to a chair the whole set
thanks boyo
>band releases a double album
unironically this
Double albums are generally good tho.
name ten
> >
>singer is naked in a wheelchair during the set
>Singer starts in a wheelchair but then gets up half way though the set
>band announces new album
>its a remix album
Forgotten Spell - Epiphanea Phosphorus
Cultes Des Ghoules - Coven
Horna - Sanojesi äärelle
Dream Theater - The Astonishing
Metallica - Hardwired
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys (originally going to be a double album)
InThyFlesh - The Flaming Death
Iron Maiden - Live After Death
Timeghoul - Discography
Autopsy - All Tomorrow's Funerals (a portion of the material is from their albums, but I'll throw it in anyway to meet the 10-album quota)
The new Schammasch was bad, but that was a triple album.
I didn't think you'd do it, well done
Grindcore is cool
>band has two judens
>band has a guy singing about depression and suicide for 30 years
why doesn't he do it? I hate posers
>so is about falling in love with a girl
all garbage
try again
>band has a drummer
>the second song on album is a single
>album is named after the only single
>Album has reggae track
numale detected
bad brains?
>Lead singer takes 10 minutes to talk about his teenage feelings
>drummer has 2 bands
forgot dis
>thread has 2 spongegars
>Artist's songs have an upbeat theme to them, but features depressing, pessimistic lyrics
>single/first track sounds completely different from rest of the album
>song to/about god
>song samples baby sounds
>Expresses feelings through mentioning other albums.
>album has a opening sample that's a full speech
>album ends with the title track
>Song talks about "lonely nights"
>song samples the sound of a liquid boiling or sloshing around
>album is named after song that doesn't appear on the album
capped
>song samples a bong rip
>breathy vocals
>song has album title in the lyrics
>band has over 100 albums
>the second song on album is called song 2
>song samples cicadas
>lyrics of an album consistently depict violence
>the end of the album is a disclaimer by the band discouraging acts of violence, then encouraging that people have fun and enjoy life, all while give peace a chance plays in the background
>band samples their own song
>Drummer has solo career where he plays piano and guitar
>album is 12 hours of computer generated noise
>song is called instrumental
>has vocals
>band plays Rock and Roll
>album is self-titled
>The entire band sings the last chorus a capella
kek
>depressing song is in major key
>band has song with lyrics about quantum physics
>first four songs are the singles
haha hardwired is a tripple album nerd
>half of this threads greentext has unfunny/unpractical examples
>user is a dumb frogposter
>single sound completely different than the rest of the album
seriously fuck the doobie brothers
bait?
>song samples a baby screaming during a satanic infanticidal ritual
>song starts
>drummer fucks up
>band members berate him for 3 uninterrupted minutes
>threaten to kick him out of the band if he fucks up again
>song continues
>song's about to end
>drummer fucks up again
>lead singer screams "FUCKING CUNT" at the top of his lungs
>loud slamming noise
>30 seconds of silence
>track ends
...
>song is about music
>the singer suddenly switches to japanese mid song
>re-release
>and it's less than 60 minutes long
stop shilling kero kero bonito please
>Song is about sex with underage girls.
name 1.03333 songs that do this
>when you find out the members of the new band you found are esoteric theistic Satanists instead of just poseur LaVeyan Satanists
this guy knows what's up
>album contains an edgy cover of a national anthem/ironic reading of a famous political document
>album as two silent tracks
>music stops for a second so the lead sing can say the last line of the song sarcastically
>Rap song samples lean being mixed
Fuck wrong pic
>slow, ambient synth intro stops abruptly
>2 seconds of pure silence
>straight into violently sloppy max-gain tremolo riffing
>lead singer makes an explosion sound with their mouth
...
>lead singer explodes his mind
I was thinking more this
>song starts
>guitarist fucks up
>one guy wants to put a different track in the album
>singer wants to play that song
>another guy loses his shit
>song resumes like normal
AW SHIT UNICORNS
>I PRETEND TO DIE IN A PLAAAAANE CRASH
>*CHHHICPUSHHH*