/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 49
Nights since last BNM: 5

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Is it list week yet?

next week

any man in

What's everybody listening to?

Last two digits = childish gambino score

But this week they'll do more stupid lists like "the year in late night" or "the year in emojis" or some shit like that. Also a couple genre-specific album lists

That actually seems about right. Maybe a 4 something

nah, i have the real gambino score in my roll.

gambino didn't get a BNT so i'm not expecting anything above a 7.5

Oh shit you're right
And that was REDBONE. I didn't love the album but that track is amazing

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post yours lads and also r8

>that track is amazing
ew

those bonus questions are absolute cancer

>TLOP>Blackstar
What the fuck man

my vote is gambino for best new music. p4k pretentious as all fuck, they prob like it and say "you just don't understand the underlying meaning, man." plus, who else would they give it to? rolling stones? nobody listened to that shit. even deadmau5 didn't like his newest release. and nobody listened to new john legend either. it won't be an incredibly high score, maybe somewhere in the 8's, but i'm sure awaken my love will be best new album.

(for clarification, i thought it was alright. not absolute shit, but nothing to ejaculate to.)

>this is what p4k drones are actually like

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>p4k pretentious as all fuck, they prob like it and say "you just don't understand the underlying meaning, man."
You don't understand pitchfork at all, my dude
5.9 for gambino

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>lemonade at 5
>blonde
>harambe over gorillas

do us all a favor and jump into a noose

>liking gorillaz
this is the only thing wrong with ur post lad

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absolutely zero shot that gambino is getting BNM. i'd be surprised if it breaks a 7.0.

I'd be surprised if he broke six

they were praising alottttt in the live facebook thing and called it their best album.

so p4k is doing genre lists ahead of the main list? kind of spoils it, no? kind of lame.

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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
John Legend 7.0 by Marcus J. Moore
Yoko Ono / John Lennon 6.8/5.9/9.1BNR by Seth Colter Walls
Coldcut 5.2 by Philip Sherburne
Joan as Police Woman / Benjamin Lazar Davis 6.9 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni

John Legend deserves much lower than a 7.0.

nevermind, the genre lists are in alphabetical order, which just seems pointless.

those are some pretty high scores for the first 2 Ono records

I wonder what score Wedding Album would get

dude p4k hates gambino they will probably pan this shit. i like the record though

Yeah I was surprised it was a 7, I had trouble sitting through the entire thing honestly

Plastic Ono Band deserves a 10 IMO

nah, that belongs to Fly

nice trips senpai

You literally can't defend this

p4k has a ton of undefensible scores

/p4k/ owns and is ftw