Eurovision Thread #2
Poor one out for Wogan edition
>Running order
1. Belgium
2. Czech Republic
3.The Netherlands
4. Azerbaijan
5. Hungary
6. Italy
7. Israel
8. Bulgaria
9. Sweden
10. Germany
11. France
12. Poland
13. Australia
14. Cyprus
15. Serbia
16. Lithuania
17. Croatia
18. Russia
19. Spain
20. Latvia
21. Ukraine
22. Malta
23. Georgia
24. Austria
25. United Kingdom
26. Armenia
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First for some bully
"France"
"multicultural"
SLOVENIA
We must bully the weeboo with our cocks
>France
>singing in English
>France
>Amir
Hopefully he doesn't Aloha Snackbar
Is france tanned or BLACKED?
>Subtle Oy vey
>HA
I was thinking today how rape is just bullying but with your cock rather than fist and completely natural
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France has a proud history of sending darkies
Lingua FRANCA
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They've lost their pride
shit song fampai
How long before the bombs detonate?
This is appalling
What the hell France, sending generic shit nobody likes is Britain's gimmick
FOR YOUUUUuuuuuuuuuu
That was a good song
This legitimately upset me. France, of all countries, singing in English? Will there be riots in France now?
wtf I thought only real countries were allowed
WEW POLAND THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
I hate everything about this guy
#pol
Weird Al isn't doing too well these days
>vinmonopolen
Thanks, camera guy
yo nicolai
Norton isn't pulling his punches
top kek
now this is proper campy eurovision ballad trash sung in hilariously bad english, 10/10
>Norton shading Poland
mein sides
Lads im confused, is this shit live? Or is it only the results that are live?
What colour indeed
>Poland
>sends this faggot
Where did it go so wrong?
Why is Indonesia in this contest? Aren't they like on the opposite of the globe from Europe?
>french singer is Amir
>Amir
Praised be Allah.
kinda reminds me of that vampire guy a few years ago
Basically Dracula from Castlevania
>there is no smoke without fire
Erm, smoke machines mate
Why does poland have weird al yankovich doing their song?
The juries fucked them over. Their song was decent too
That Romanian guy was way better
They can't afford to host it next year
JOKE TIEM
poland looks like casimir, the guy from civ 5
>Live two blocks away from the arena
It's live alright senpai.
Dry ice
>14
Remember when Lordi came, rocked the tits out of Eurovision and swept the scoreboard, then the next year and EVERY FUCKING YEAR SINCE the rest of the acts went back to this wet, bland ballad bullshit that all sounds the same?
For christs sake, someone just do domething thats not a ballad or some mediocre toothless dance number.
POLAN STRONK
Same with Greece, they intentionally sent shitters too.
And Austria sings french. Take me away
>You now remember that one presenter last year or the year before who wouldn't shut the fuck up about China
It's in Sweden, they're playing to the crowd
loreen implying white
>Loreen
is she wearing clothes?
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T H I S
The pirate boat song (Turkey I think?) was the pinnacle of silly Eurovision. I miss those elaborate numbers
>this excuse to show off
never change eurovision
>2nd Arena
Fuck Sweden you went full
This link......
Best entry ever. I was churning the nut butter along with them.
Time for Chinkstralia
Carola still yummy
YOU COULD SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE
FRANCE FFS
>Australia
[SHITPOSTING INTENSIFIES]
>australia is in eurovision
u wot m8
N O R T O N
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So who capped loreen's nip
First time watching the whole thing: what did you guys think of the Dutch entry?
CUTE
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>Australia
what, was it because someone couldn't tell the difference between Austria and Austriala and just said fuck it, invite both
>Australia
Ok what the hell have I missed? I thought this competition was about celebrating Europe
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ABOS INTENSIFY
>south korean born
>representing australia
>euro-vision
top kek
....but this song is awesome so far
FACETIME
Apple shill confirmed.
Good job Poland.
What a qt australian.
STRAYAAAAAA SENDS IN CHINATOWN
I thought Australia were only doing it last year because it was the 50th anniversary or whatever?
The thought of a Eurovision party is the gayest think I can imaging yet here I am on my own drinking vodka and watching Eurovision.
I take it EVERYONE has Graham Norton edition on otherwise it would be he gayest thing ever
KOREAN OZ
>13
Here we go lads. Half way in. No turning back now
>Israel
>Russia
>Australia
I think the rules mean you just have to be able to receive European broadcasts
Did she just reference Apple's shitty Skype clone?
>Gonk is singing for Australia
LET THE SHITPOSTING GO OVERBOARD
BUT THEM FUCKING LEGS AND STOCKINGS
Australia is 100% pure European, how dare you discriminate against ehm because of irrelevant shit like their geographical location, you shitlord
>celebrating Europe
it's literally about gays and shitskins
HAHAHAHA
Hardly, but I remember the sax thing.
Lmao I'm also drinking vodka and watching alone. What the hell happend to me
It was originally, but now it's for everyone
>I keep cumming, cumming
Is she on tinder on the oculus rift?
sexy mmm
This Minority Report shit is pretty ballin.
thats not very accepting of you user