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Littlefinger, the Romantic hero who was promised edition

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Jon is cool

FIRST FOR JON TARGARYEN, CHAMPION OF THE OTHERS.

Maisie is cute

D@D are going to make Stannis Coldhands and have him puppetd by Brannis the Mannis or Bloodraven.

cooler if he dies again and comes back again

what a fucking manlet

anyone else feel like the show is now pushing Daenerys as the imperialistic villain who tries to colonize cities?

then its time for holocast.2

nth for utterly wasted potential

Why are neckbeards so hellbent on making Dany a villain?

no

Anyone got Khaloreesie?

I can't find it anywhere.

WAIFU WARS!!!!!!!!

>Ned: "I promise, Lyanna."
>Ned leaves tower, sad, holding a box in his arms
>Howland looks over and doesn't understand
>Howland: Ned...? What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX, NED?
>Camera pulls in for shot of what's inside the box
>Credits roll

drogons neck will break with her up him

Liberate is the word you're looking for

Who will ride Rhaegal and Viserion?

>making

Daenarys is pretty villanous in the books.

Because she's a boring character, and she's actually becoming a villain slowly.
>People will say that they're ugly
>People are wrong.

Did you just shit this out?

what was so great about him?

t. neocon

>it's the board meeting
>d@d are proposing their plans to GRRM
>they look sheepishly at eachother when they tell him their about to kill stannis
>GRRM pauses for a second, looks at the plans
>where's the penis?"
>"T-the penis?"
>GRRM is getting agitated now
>"where the fuck is the shitting? give me shitting!"
>GRRm throws the plans onto the floor
>"Dabid, we better give him what he wants"
>GRRM is frothing at the mouth now, his diabetes leaving him in a delicate state of fury or stroke
>"PENIS, SHITTING, FUCK STANNIS WHERE IS MY FUCKING SHIT, MAKE THE SHIT LIKE WATER, I WANT IT RUNNING DOWN DANY'S LEG, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LESBOMANCY IN FUCKING DORNE BUT I NEED TO SEE SOME SHIT"
>"w-we could alays put in a fart scene and a vomit scene s-sir"
>the fatman pauses
>"w-we could also talk about bad pussy"
>"like, rotten cunt? will we see it?" GRRM, smiles
>"erm, sort of, it's pretty rotten for the show!"
>"ok guys, you have my blessing"

thus began season 6

>Dorne was terribly received so we need to cut it as soon as possible
>decide to ignore how horrible the sand sneks are and cut the most interesting character down there

I know that feel.

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what wasn't?

No One, the Dragons will be killed by JON, THE CHAMPION OF THE OTHERS AND THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS, THE ONE WHO BRINGS PEACE AND BALANCE, THE SONG OF ICE AND FIRE IN THE FLESH!!

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Remember when /got/ was good?
me neither

How doesn't he fall off??

Tyrion and Jon.

Best joke teller.

bran will control the green one remotely with probably arya as its rider because greenseer

tyrion will ride the gold one because lannister gold

dany will ride the big black one for obvious reasons

Reminder: this guy warged into an eagle and still seeks to kill Jon

you're not funny. stop.

that was last good /got/ season.

kinda went to shit with season five.

nobody wants you here dude

just fucking go away and dont come back

The bloody Wall will melt before an Umber marches behind a Glover!

at least current /got/ is much better than it was a year ago

left

>tfw no cute spunky sadfu

eagle is ded. mel burned it

yeah and stannis is alive and rickon is in skagos

Now I'm just imagining some random eagle fucking with Jon every now and then. Stealing small things like gloves and whatnot. Jon not really knowing what's happening.

Because Stannis died and the Stannis autists are gone

It's a shame he was only in the 1st season. Virtually every scene with him was pure gold.
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He and Blackfish are among the best side characters who are sadly cut out. But instead we have a love plotline of a eunuch, yay!

RENLY IS NOT RIGHT!

season 1 northern sidekicks were the shit.

I wish you luck in the wars to come, /got/.
Now it begins.

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>“You shall have one task and one task only, Merrett, but I believe you are well suited to it. I want you to see to it that Greatjon Umber is so bloody drunk that he can hardly stand, let alone fight.”
>And even that I failed at. He’d cozened the huge northman into drinking enough wine to kill any three normal men, yet after Roslin had been bedded the Greatjon still managed to snatch the sword of the first man to accost him and break his arm in the snatching. It had taken eight of them to get him into chains, and the effort had left two men wounded, one dead, and poor old Ser Leslyn Haigh short half a ear. When he couldn’t fight with his hands any longer, Umber had fought with his teeth.

In books he Wargs into the weir woods and becomes a comfy tree :)

will she be a dragonrider?

>season 1 northern sidekicks were the shit.
You fucking what?

>RENLY IS NOT RIGHT!
MY LORDS, MY LORDS!

No. It is accidental. Caused by the show's terrible writing. Weiss has said that "Khaleesi" is his favorite character and also that the show has a happy ending.

she could ride my dragon t.b.h.

GOAT thread OP.

Baelish and Sansa will be Lord and Lady of Winterfell and his lowborn blood is gonna taint the Stark bloodline when he knocks her up. It is known.

Why D&d cut satin from the show?? Are d&d homophobic?? Jon and satin are the perfect couple of westeros ,they live story is my favorite part of the books

> Weiss has said that "Khaleesi" is his favorite character and also that the show has a happy ending.

Source??

He did not said that don't you lie .

>those eyebrows

she is legitimately fucking gorgeous

should've dyed her her platinum and had her play dany

No , now it ends .

Littlefinger will never have a child with Sansa

He'll get to see the destruction of House Frey and Bolton, but he'll die shortly afterwards

>Umber in chains
>Sigil is a giant breaking chains

pottery

Why is show Jon not openly gay like book Jon?

>in the books slavery is pushed as something mutually beneficial more often than not
>danny not only fucks up the lives of the slavers but many of the slaves who were happy
>in the show it's super evil no gray area MUH FREEEEDOM bullshit

There definitely was some chemistry between them. I hope Jon will turn out to be into traps like his papa.

She will be a dickrider

at least Mance was in more than 3 episodes

They gave Loras all the gay

>Ned: "I promise, Lyanna"
>Ned leaves the tower, sad, holding a baby in his arms
>Howland looks over and understands
>Howland: "He'll need a name"
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>you're probably wondering who that kid is, huh?
>Roll Credits

what if... because there are THRE dragons, they would need THREE people with similarities to ride them... and we just happen to have THREE SANDSNAKES

it is like pottery

reminder Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season

do NOT get hype

p-promise me Ned...

I wouldn't put it past them

>in the show it's super evil no gray area MUH FREEEEDOM bullshit

That guy who wants to return to his master because his life was better there disagrees.

That would be amazing user.

Promise me Ned.

post yfw jon's parentage is got/asoiaf version of pulp fiction briefcase

>he's not picking up on the glaring homoerotic subtext of the tormund and jon relationship

too bad bro

Chemistry? They had sex 3 times one in the top of the wall ,1 in jon's office and 1 in satin's bedroom,right before Jon get stabbed ,read the fuking books .

>he put armour on a dragon the size of a ship
>to protect it

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Post your best HELP ME, GREYWORM pics /got/.

>>in the show it's super evil no gray area MUH FREEEEDOM bullshit
Bullshit. There's that scene with a slave tutor who wanted to get sold to his former masters again and he colorfully describes all the misery the "liberation" has brought to them. Actually, I find Dany's story line a very interesting study on politics. It's a shame her character is a stupid, entitled, whiny bitch.

Gosh how much I hate her in this scene. She ALWAYS speaks out of her ass and ALWAYS her success relies on men drooling on her booty and boobs, whether it's Xaro, Daario or Lord of Friendzone.
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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

WHERE

ARE

MY

WYVERNS

God season 1 was GOAT

>brynden controls the kthers
>uses them in a proxy war on the usurpers
>varys puts a blackfyre on the throne
>the raven and the spider, both masters of spies, are using all of westeros as their chess table

yes he did, fuck off

i'm talking about the books. i'm almost positive GRRM intends baelish to be similar to bael the bard.

d&d are autists so they'll kill off LF this year. aidan gillen's recent interviews hint to it.

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czecked

also, I hope they burn Meereen to the ground in this season.

The Spice King was so fucking based.

One of the great show OCs, like war stories and Robert with Cersei.

C'mon

>Daenerys Lardgaryen of the House Lard
>Breaker of Chairs

No one?

ARE YOU KIDdINg ME?!

>brynden
>kthers
>usurpers

the fuck are you talking about

Why did they let her get fat?

She is so much worse looking for it.

Barristan the OWNED.