All right, listen up you scumbags this is your warden speaking

All right, listen up you scumbags this is your warden speaking.

We got a new electric chair waiting for you jailbirds. All the prisoners with dubs on their uniform identification tag will be sent to death row to be executed on the chair.
All the prisoners with trips and quads get a pardon from the governor.

Now line up so the guards can check your identification numbers.

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g'day, govnur

I dindu nuffin yo

Ready for roasting!

sup fools ?

Das wacis

I'm dead

fuck

Fuck the `thority

On to the chair you go

Any last word maggot?

Wonder how that chair feels~.

aw shit nigga

Put me in the chair first

I did nuffin

Smoke em'.

God save me

What about singles?

Fuck, ya'll white crackaz, mane. Sheeit, i ain't movin' for shit, nigga.

>just one last thing
>look..look at
>this funny banana..

no daddy pls

What about these quints?

Such beautiful memories we'll have together.

good day

roll

Fry hard, nigger

also, checked

damiiiu

...

You don't have to worry about singles where you're going.

no you dont

Electric chair? How about lethal injection?

Singles can go back to their cells

k

I hope the chair at the least has comfortable padding...

Eat your last meal boy

>got some KFC for your black ass

I had no idea she was 9

I do not want to be persecuted or executed

roll for shower time

fly free pretty face

cancer thread is cancerous

Whats for lunch?

Gods smile upon me imperial

Nah 'fficer i aint have dubs only trips

Death man walking

off you go

You gonna die, nigga

...

Sure.

Can i opt for firing squad?

u2 fool

So close

Fuck you CO

Please direct us to your kickass, OC thread.

Oh wait, you just wanted to whine. nvm

NOOOOOOOOO
Why does this always happen to me.

H-here's my ID, s-sir.
No d-dubs here.

Roll

At least let me smoke the crack I smuggled up my ass first

Shave my head so i don't burn

Dubs pls

Please give me death

plz give me eternal darkness

Both of you will walk the long mile one last time

Oh, you gonna be smokin, nigga, dats fo sho

Kek. Only thing smoking is going to be your corpse

But there is no death penalty here

Çúm penis

it wasnt me
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Sorry big boy, to the chair you go

Dindu nuffin

4 4 A M P S
V
O
L
S

Zis is Hitler attending

Trips, in the name of lord kek.
Save me

Hey there my name is Poussey

Set me free.

dindu nuffin

I dindu nuffin

Warden I have a weapon in my ass, do you wanna reach in me and search for it?

Fucking cancer thread

I fear no evil.
Im just playing, I dont wanna die

I told you guys she slipped

I'm innocent, Mr Warden sir

Almost quads

Hope I get singles so the assfucking can continue.

Poor choice of words

roll

Eat a DICK!

Everything but a single will be a release.

NOT THE BEEEEES

i win

I fry we all die

I shouldn't even be in jail

Brb Pewdee Pie. Gotta do my chores

TIME TO FRY DIRTBAGS

Thats wht you get for being black.

I want my last words

Roll

Fry me b0ss.

But I'm not, hence why i shouldn't be here

Nope

hell yeah now i can legally die. god bless america

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