Australia came second in Eurovision

>Australia came second in Eurovision

Top fucking cuck. Is this the televised blunder of the century?

We are on the other side of the world. How in the fuck did Australia get into Eurovision, let alone nearly win?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y
youtube.com/watch?v=X-tkWrjdRKU
youtube.com/watch?v=8QUM-_EbE2o
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

did we send shannon noll?

Eurovision is over?

Fuck sake I wanted to watch it this year

>Australia
>Euro
????????

>send Nollsy to represent Australia
>comes second again
Poor guy

>the emaciated state of germany and the UK

great "finish" you had there m8s

Please tell me what horrible thing germany did to get an 11

The bantz is reaching critical mass.

And even Sup Forums got btfo

Australia was fucking great, even if it was a gook representing them

Eurovision is the most retarded """""""music""""""" competition.

Why is Ukraine top? Fucking garbage song, australia killed it with pure emotional range

they would have won if they sent lena

>Eurovision
Literally a contest where people vote for "artists" from countries they like.

youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y
Russia's song is pretty catchy tbhfam

how did america?

>euro
>vision

>eurovision
>america
Lol

We would wipe the floor with them musically and end up in the middle of the group because no one would vote for us purely out of hate

>tfw russians are mad as fuck because ukraine won
i don't like the song but anything that makes the Russian's butts rustle is ok by me

at least americans can accept the universal hate

Please, your industry is so cucked they'd send Rihanna or Beyonce

no one would vote for you because everyone hates you, they'd more likely vote for canada than you

i imagine all the music is horrendous

>modern """"""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""

>We would wipe the floor with them musically
really?

Americans would vote for america, dipshit

can't vote on your own country

>Australia came second in European competition
>singer is Korean

Europe got double cucked

Also Australia won the Asia cup against Korea last year

Well then we would get 0 votes

Australia should have won anyway

>show is supposed to be about non-political things
>song is called 1944 and is about politics
lmfao ukr mouthbreather cucks

>Eurovision
>not about politics

I think people are more impressed by the visual effects than the song.

Please send us all your niggers talking fast about making money and fucking sluts

america would just send darkwing duck d'angelo and win

Should've sent Radiohead

I would vote for sending lady gaga, personally

youtube.com/watch?v=X-tkWrjdRKU

>baited silly europeans into giving Ukraine, a country with ruined economy, a mini Olympics
200% mad to be honest with you

they'd go only if they wanted to kill their original fanbase

Is Eurovision for European homosexuals or something

or is it just some weird dick-swinging contest?

It's massively popular with the gay community, yes.

>he hasn't heard the new album

AOTY

Thanks a lot Slavshits

We could have had the most hilarious result of all time. Think about it - Australia. That would've been uproarious. They would be hosting the nest '''Euro'''vision in Sydney next year!

But no, muh regional bloc voting trumps as always

>ooga booga, muh irrelevent regional butthurt rivalries

Fuck Slavs

Nah, one of the rules when they brought Australia in was even if they win, it still has to take place in some Euro country

...

disgusting whore

The blunder was Ukraine winning
Worst song in years tbqh

Looks like a fucking circus. Sluts, retards dressed as some monsters.

>Yuropoor """"""music""""""

buthurt murricans

wtf is lordi doing there?

me on the right, waving the flag

me in the cape

swedish songwriters

Nope, we literally sent an Australian born in Korea to a European contest and came second.
That's how good we are.

>Israel and Azerbaijan
>Europe

Holy shit that gay swede in the back lmaoo

SLOW DOWN BROTHER

And Germany's 12 points go to ISRAEL

Someone please post ZÖE

Have this instead

>at home
Barely counts, bruce.

Wow, manufactured bants. That company sure did rekt itself how subversive

Gianna Michaels?

Why are people so pissed about Australia?

Because It's more European than Germany, France, Sweden or Britain at this stage and people don't want to accept reality

>getting beaten by fucking Ukraine
I'm actually happy for those dumb ukranians. Real underdog story right there.

Success breeds jealousy

>go on facebook to check the reaction
>Hurr durr it's all politics! They dun liek Putin, dindu nuffen war is justified! America is the REAL bad guy!
>I live in a country that was fucked by Russia for 200 years, and other Hungarians living in Ukraine were the first to die in the war

Makes me fucking disgusted

>Makes me fucking disgusted

Me too they should've finished you all off

You haven't spent thousands of years at war with every other European country.

Literally the winner

Mate that's literally literally a joke song put on by the presenters making fun of Euro vision in a self-deprecating fashion

So fucking leave?

>no russia is the realy bad guy
Way to prove them wrong, Franz.

Where? Every country is the same fucking shit

>Germany 11
What happened?

It's pretty funny when a country with the highest abortion rate in the world, enormous drug problems and corruption rivaling China poses as the savior of decadent Europe.

Merkel's not getting one dry vote from us

>Europeans judge art on their merits and not from where is from
>LOL KEKS! U MAD?

Fucking kids

Israel is in the gay shitfest, so while we're at it.

Haha, fair enough

...

You missed the joke

Australia has followed Eurovision ever since ABBA were popular. Eventually, they made them participate as well

Do they all sing in English?

Maximum cuck

People should really stop inviting Australia to events, you're just asking for them to humiliate you.

That he came second? No, I got it. Did you want a gif of a laughing Evans or something?

Lordi in fact won the contest some years ago. That one was a great win. Whether it was their memorable stage show or a sudden love for metal all over Europe I do not know...

i know that. but why were they back there on stage? they cant have been competing.

> Eurovision
> Australia

So now it's officialy Whitevision ?

Also France came in 6th, this is clearly a sign of the Apocalypse.

>Israeli flag

Joining the Eurovision has nothing to do with being in Europe. All you need is to love music and... be white.

youtube.com/watch?v=8QUM-_EbE2o

should have won

>So now it's officialy Whitevision ?
>The Australian performer is of Korean ethnicity

So how come the Australian was an asian?

>white
>UK
>Germany
>anything in west europe

They don't care who you send, they want your population to be mainly white so they'll vote for liberal shit

It didn't do anything horrible. It was a boring, forgettable song.

Germany and UK don't really seem to care about Eurovision and only get into finale because they in big five. France and Italy do usually okay and Spain is somewhere in the middle.

White Western Europeans have won more often than not throughout the competition's entire history including its recent history. Keep the Sup Forums shit in Sup Forums l

Historical things are allowed. Current politics no.

Also the song barely is political without the context.

> Complains about regional voting
> Gets highest scores from judges aka the group that keep voting blocs going on