Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao

Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao

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Wow. Most impressive thing I've seen all day. (Yawn) /thread

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hahahha lmfao someone please post the original catfish man greentext

are you really the catfishman?

Lol what do I say next when she starts to freak out
I cannot confirm, so there is no reason to tickle this question

No he's not. Newfag.

bump for potential

This. I've been practicing to catfish for several months now but I was inspired by him.

If someone rolls dubs I'll release her phone number, but if you guys aren't interested I wont

you will not find happiness by making other people feel like you

But I'm happy right now, user.

The real catfishman doesn't ask what to do, he just does it.

A few years from now you'll realize how sad all of this is.

you're trying too hard, catfish-hombre never tried that hard

Welp, I'm still waiting on a response. I suppose I should dump the tinder conversation?
This. I'm not catfishman, im an apprentice catfishlet

I never said I was catfishman.

Damn that's pathetic

You're not a catfish, you're just fat, ugly and living out the fantasy of being able to meet women for a date. Your life is pretty worthless. You should consider giving your organs to someone that needs them.

too lazy to save image

imgur.com/gallery/5M2MI

Lol go back to tinder faggots

Fuck off you cunt.

are you implying op should give you his/her dick faggit?

Of course not, she's a nigger.

op what the fuck, u giving xcuses like a child, just tell her


i hope u look good, what u wearing?

Kek the bitch bought me a sandwhich
Kys

fuck you newfag i been here since 99

Ask for a pic of your sammich

>number

Maybe but I think that would be too obvious.

>Deleted

Not anymore

Lol I feel bad for that girl. Still laughed though,

Lol my job here's is done, however. You can tell her I'm a catfish if you want.

somebody should call her pretending to be the guy, and then another, and another...or just call her at 2AM and tell her you're almost there and if the sammich is warm

Why would you feel bad?

i cant even laugh. i just feel so bad for her. fuck you op for doing this you degenerate.

You type like an autist. Are u so ugly and boring you cant get bitches to fuck you and buy you shit without using a fake pic?
I've hooked up with girls on tinder and scored free weed beer and food just from being a half decent person. All these screens are cringey and its nothin to be proud of lol. Kys

Nah too lazy. How would you have gotten your sandwich anyways?

Even her responses sound like she's already given up. Are you just picking on desperate uglies or something dude? Thats not right, use your powers for good and take some valley girls down a few pegs or something, don't beat what's already dead .

Haven't been on here in awhile, what does kys mean ?

Lol cry more.
I do it because I laugh. Hard.
I'm not going there.

No I'm picking on valley girls, I got you fam. She's no ugly.

Kill yourself faggot
For not knowing this

Pretty much, OP is a sad human being and is absolutely worthless

Op you should pretend you got into a car crash and then disappear

You do it cause youre full of shit and probably jerks off alone every night , and this is the only entertainment your sorry ass can get lol

You laugh at other people's misery because deep down you know they are better than you.

I will in the end, that's what I had planned.

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Is that it

Pic related is OP

christ this thread is full of faggots

whine more your tears are delicious

FUCK YOU

Grow up, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a job and some friends

kek

>Being this buttmad

Kill

Your

Self

OP hates himself

Lol so mad, you've been catfished I assume?

hhh

Kek send a pic of "you" driving down a a hilly road so you can set up the crash

tell her you don't like pressure

This isn't even funny it's just cringe and I don't give a fuck about her. How little self awareness can one man possess

Go fuck yourself.

You're not even trying OP

OP, Send this pic and say you hit something. She will go start looking for you for sure

found her
fb/cmincher

Time for wow

wowowowowo

Lol
You're right so much trolling for such little effort

What's the original pic say?

IS IT REALLY CATFISHMAN

She either doesn't care any more about you or she's figured out you're lying

Lolololol, OP could've gotten some pussy but instead decides to wuss out. Goodjob.

this thread is literally top 10 Sup Forums battles

Its almost definitely an ugly fat bitch

Kek

Everyting that goes up must come down OP...

the fuck you shouldve just told her youre fucking her over that wouldve been gold

what a terrible thread, you're trying to troll her when she doesnt even care hahaha

You sure about that? It's Arbys time

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Not OP but Im sure she cares but won't let it show, obviously.

KYS, you ruined your own thread.

asshole

OP, i'm proud on you. Now give her like a fake silly adress, where she has to drive 1 hour for or something.

this
texting with her now OP, she seems alright. sucks for you when she responds because she knows you're a piece of shit now. next time don't make a shit tier thread.

WHY IS SO STUPID
Poor girl I really wish she decides not to come over

Did that (:
'm lady white knight
Lol she will I think

I know you're not catfishman but can you send him my regards through the catfishmen's network?

Wubba lubba dubble dubble dubs!

post your convo with her

whos address is it?

if you were really fucking smart, you would post an address from down the street or across the road, so you can see her from your window outside knocking on that persons door/texting you.

but you're probably too retarded for that/

facebook/cmincher

and no one is jumping on this? okay Sup Forums

lol, i've been catfished before but this is funny

Who's gonna be a winner and send her this thread?

I did an Arby's that in currently posting from, convenient huh?

my mother in law lives in overland

Wow so funny