>take Summer classes at University >notice condom dispenser in basement >hear people in adjacent rooms loudly fucking for the past few weeks while I'm trying to sleep
I've had enough Sup Forums, Trips decide how many of these condoms I poke holes in with my sewing needle.
Thankfully, the person who is charge of restocking this dispenser has left the top part unlocked, so I can very easily put them back in.
If you give me a number higher than there is Condoms, I'll just poke holes in all of them. I'm not quite sure how many there actually are in here.
Logan Long
Why don't you try getting laid for once you fucking sperg?
Jason Jenkins
Do whatever the last three digits of my post are.
Noah Powell
58
Zachary Bennett
My girlfriend isn't taking summer classes, she has an internship elsewhere.
Robert Cook
Phsss, getting fucked.
Ayden Allen
This so fucking pathetic, i aint getting some so i fuck up someones life. Yoi will die alone user.
Jaxson Barnes
150 be a Pokemon master
Luis Gutierrez
Almost
Cooper Ross
Who the fuck takes summer classes
Jaxson Morales
CUT THEM ALL!
Jordan Clark
999
Jaxon Morris
You failed user
John Lewis
>I've had enough Sup Forums, Trips decide how many of these condoms I poke holes in with my sewing needle. Poor rejected virgin loser, trying to fuck up life for those who do not fail like he does. Sadly he has been told hundreds of time how to fix his problem and get laid like everyone else but his NPD and mom tell him he is special and doesn't need to change for others, like the super models who should be dating his cringy self.
Sebastian Young
0 you lonely fag
Landon Wilson
76
Sebastian Ortiz
no fap game
Alexander Perry
So I can graduate a semester early. Saves a lot of money.
Grayson Cook
none, you virgin cunt
Nathaniel Price
Your girlfriend is getting fucked by nigger hahahaha she sucks dick all day hahahahahaha niggers even piss in her mouth before she calls you hahahaha you cuck
Christian Perry
All of them
Leo Richardson
i'm okay with her getting fucked
Ryan Nelson
Roll
Christopher Edwards
Why wait for trips, JUST DO IT FAGGOT!!!
Kayden Collins
All of them
John Harris
Don't be mean.
Dylan James
Rolling so I can finally be a member of reddit's #nofap
Asher Brown
Roll and 69
Luke King
>saves a lot of money Lol, you're just taking less time to graduate which, depending on your experience there, isn't a good thing.
Matthew Nelson
Put them all on your penis. Just layer them, all of them.
Jacob Ortiz
Timestamp it you extreme faggot
Gavin Brooks
whatever number my trips are
Jaxon Jenkins
This, then bond with heat gun for epic penor extension.
Mason Richardson
in 99999999999999999999999
Eli Harris
I hope someone finds out you do this and you have to pay child support for all of them
Nathaniel Bennett
reroll
Samuel Phillips
Roll
Blake Moore
The number of times you've been laid
William Cox
Do all but 5 of them. Sell those 5 at $20 each.
Because if you're going to be an asshole, go full ham.
Chase Moore
Instead of poking holes in the condoms fill them with water and chuck them at couples.
Landon Robinson
Welcome newfag
Andrew Phillips
What kind of faggot student owns a sewing needle
Justin Walker
He won't have to do shit nigger, he isn't the one doing the sex.
Bentley Price
Zero
Adam Morales
Lol, roll.
Lincoln Bailey
say something
Logan Fisher
20
Robert Hughes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP is a gay cuck confirmed
Adrian Nelson
All of them
Jaxson Perez
None, you sadistic fuckwit
Kevin Anderson
Yeah, but he's the reason the kid exists. Condom companies get sued for this shit.
Landon Watson
All the condoms
Bentley Bailey
All
Nolan Rogers
I can do whatever
Dylan Jenkins
timestamp or fake
Henry Sullivan
no i'm not a cuck i just don't care if someone else fucks my girl, there's a difference
Nolan Thomas
836
Oliver Clark
823
Xavier Turner
47
Ian Moore
555
Grayson Scott
Little Troll Goodnight, Sleep Tight
Dominic Garcia
All of them
Brody Ortiz
How much did you pay to go to a place where the walls are just painted cinderblocks?
Gavin Sullivan
Just 1, already too many assholes on earth
Caleb Jackson
107
Camden Harris
ALL OF THEM
Andrew Powell
23
Bentley Stewart
Winrar.
Aaron Campbell
Grab a bunch for yourself, first.
Any number that isn't all of them is just wrong.
Henry Jones
Don't ruin lives OP.
Carson Harris
Win
Justin Roberts
you know when you think about it there really is a difference, like if your not gay but fap to traps
Robert Bailey
Cum in the dispenser. Poke 20 Post proof faggot
Aiden Jenkins
Roll
Grayson Lopez
all of them you asshat
Ryder Campbell
FUCK! YOU SUCK
Ethan Sullivan
Poke holes in condoms? How... uninspired.
Do you have any idea how much fun you could have by squirting small volumes of bleach / drain cleaner in there? Use your imagination.
Josiah Long
i'm not gay i'm bisexual and we mostly have another dude over (mostly her friends) to fuck us both. You guys should stop being so insecure and let others fuck your girlfriends
Grayson Rivera
fucking winrar. satan must be obeyed
Nathaniel White
all of them
Justin Morales
Let's see if I can get trips to override the winner.
I vote that every single condom gets a hole. The entire fucking lot.
Nicholas Johnson
challenge accepted
Aaron Barnes
Wow what a cuckold
No wonder she needs another man to fuck her because clearly OP is just a little bitch
Luke Scott
Screw numbers, just poke holes till they all havebthem or until someone comes by
Angel Davis
None, you fucking lonely faggot
Blake Murphy
There is a reason they provide condoms. So people don't get pregnant. Why would you fuck up someone's life just because they are loud. I hope you die alone OP.
Lincoln Gutierrez
as i said before i'm not a cuck, she's loyal to me. She always asks me if it's okay before fucking a random dude she met. I mostly say it's okay, or just join them. I'm not insecure, i have a hot girlfriend and can't satisfy her myself all the time, so yeah.
John Parker
9999
Ryan Nelson
All you guys are some petty bastards
Jose Allen
Roll
Wyatt Kelly
That's literally every school.
Leo Barnes
911 > trips
Aiden Kelly
69 holes rolling
Eli Nguyen
Kek at everyone getting mad at OP for setting up a life times worth of trolling.
Jose Parker
I've been waiting for an excuse to give up that degenerate act.
Christopher Ramirez
roll plz
20
Elijah Jones
>Sadly he has been told hu And lets say that he was getting pussy, which you don't know if he does or not. How would that change the fact that those cunts fuck loudly and he cannot sleep at all ? Just fuck while they fuck ? fucking inbred cuntbitch