YLYL only shit you've lost to

YLYL only shit you've lost to

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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good thread

Haha thanka lori!

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np steve

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At least it was

How many facts you got left nigga?

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i'm out of facts but i've got some knee-slapping jokes for you

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Threads dead bc of you i thought i was dumping sum good shit but whatever post away banana man

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your reposts are even more stale than my bananas

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Proly

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Samefag 12 yr old dipshit

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Fun fact: the older a banana is the more delicious it gets!

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Op here I agree

great job detective autism, have a banana

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As much as I hate you and want you to die of AIDS, you're actually right.

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Thanks, Lori

COME ONE

COME ALL

GET YOUR SHITPOSTING LICENSE

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why are there so many apples taking off their peels

stop fucking posting this you turbo kike

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oh lawd I needs me one

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touché

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Crying over this....... thank you user, thank you.

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It's a phenomenal group. You should check it out. We have coffee.

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