In this ITT: We post things that literally never happened. I'll start with "the big bang"

In this ITT: We post things that literally never happened. I'll start with "the big bang"

Nice bait fam, I'll bite.
>you have no proof it didn't happen and i have faith in the big bang theory

>faith
lmao

>we post things that literally never happened
OP not being a faggot

Was only giving you the classic Christian response. Learn sarcasm buddy

In this ITT
>in this in this thread

An army of half otter/ half whale demons never decimated 15 small native american villages on the west coast of the united states in 1134.

Yeah, because the United States didn't exit in 1134.

The reason you exist is because of the big bang. This is a widely proven fact by physicists and cosmologists. Just because you cannt wrap your puny brain around it doesnt make it fake

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You have to go back to and get your grade 10

OP having sex
OP kissing a girl
OP touching a girl he isn't related to
OP not sucking dick

how the fuck would a physician or a cosmetologist have anymore insight than the Bilbe? Dumb ass.

Then what about shit that existed before the Big Bang?

The bible was an oral history written by bronze aged nomads who knew NOTHING of the world outside their imediate surroundings. Even a 1st year phsics student knows more of the universe then you and the authors of the dusty tomes you thump on sundays
This is currently unkown to science. Given the pace of discovery it will not be long before that ceases to be the case

/thread

Actually 43℅ of string theorists believe otherwise
Checkmate nigger

Actually physicist believe something else

String theory is a theory. Said theroists would be the first to admit this. The big bang is like evolutions. It is no longer a theory it is a fact. Accept it

one time i hugged a female that wasn't my mom

And that would be what exactly?

OP had sex

Um, yeah, an oral history which was passed down for generations and which states very specifically that god created the first man and women and he even talked to them. They got fucked over by a snake who was being a dick and god stopped talking to them. Their children passed the story down and then Noam built a boat and escaped god's wrath and his children passed the original story down along with their own. Stuff like that happened a couple times and bam we have gods word.

Evolution is like triangulation in that they're both firmly entrenched in a post structuralist framework. For you to compare the big bang opinion to the volumes of double blind peer review supporting the existence of strings is utterly preposterous m8

cosmologist... lmfao...
>brb getting my nails done to prove big bang theory.

You're mom make the big bang happening in my undies last night

Holy fuck these quints

In 1971 the Swiss almost started an armed conflict between NATO and the Soviet Union.
Over a cake.

Soviet politician Nikolai Podgorny was arrested on the evening of February 2, 1976 in Geneva, Switzerland at the D'Angleterre Geneva sometime around 2300 hours when a fistfight between him and French politician Robert Boulin ended in the death of an American national who intervened. The Swiss intended to bring both on wrongful murder charges, but released Mr. Boulin on Feb. 5th. On the 6th, the US took custody of Podgorny under Swiss Gendarmerie watch.

Over the next 9 days the Soviet Union would unsuccessfully negotiate for the release of Podgorny. The USSR, In response, deployed a group of KGB agents to Switzerland to free Podgorny, who they claimed Switzerland had granted unfettered access to.

When the KGB agents landed their plane was inturned by Swiss Troops assisted by the United States 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Teams B company, 3rd Infantry Battalion stationed at Caserma Ederle. In response the USSR deployed the forward elements of frontal aviation to the DDR and sent the 322nd Guards Airlanding Regiment, 103rd Guards Airbrone Division out of Zhodzina, Belorussian SSR to force negotiations. The VDV unit landed under escort and was offloaded, recognized officially as representing the Soviet side of the argument by the Swiss.

A stalemate ensued in which the Americans, reenforced by the remaining of 3 Infantry Battalion, a pair of companies from the British Northumberland Fusiliers, and a Platoon of the German 5th Panzersgrenadiers Leopard 1A1 tanks stood off against the USSRs paraforces.

In a desperate gambit for help, the DDR pressed West Germany to allow its troops to move through their territories so as to ensure the Soviet troops were not in any risk. When West Germany naturally denied, the East Germans pushed the 1st Motorschützen division to the boarder.

They believe that astral beings known as the Ainur sang the universe into existence, they were created by Eru Ilúvatar, the supreme being.

Check em

>theory
>widely proven fact

My birth-

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Nice numbers

Winrar

The Bible is retarded science is what makes sense. If you don't think the big bang happened you are literally the most retarded human being on planet earth.

Nothing. Nothing ever happened. You are all fucking delusional, to think that their is anything outside of nothing.

Sunrise, tomorrow morning.

God. Seriously you people are so fucking narcissistic.

the holocaust

On Valentines day, a sudden artillery barrage between the two German forces forced attack between the Soviet paraforces and the NATOstates, resulting in the liberation of the KGB agents and their plane. The withdrawal corridor of the VDV was relentlessly guarded by American and Italian F-4 Phantoms (Mostly F-4Es and Js), but aggression from a sudden penetration at low level by Soviet Su-15s and MiG-21s kept USAF, RAF, Luftwaffe and Aeronautica Militare forces on high alert, preventing them from chasing the Soviet transport craft back into the DDR, the same origin from the fighters.

NATO quickly began amassing forces and the nuclear clock moved to thirty seconds s from midnight. A Soviet sub surfaced off Jacksonville waving a white flag while a Polish ship rammed a Brownish destroyer. Eighty nine TU-95s took off from their airbase in Vladivostok while NORAD reported Backfires crossing the Artic Circle. B-52s darted at full speed swords Soviet airspace as the British Avro Vulcans screamed at over German airspace with Mirage IVs hot on their tail.
American M60A2s sighted DDR T-62Bs at 3,000 meters while Soviet R-17s liquid fuel was pumped to full, as gunners targeted major NATO positions.

The world was thirty seconds from utter destruction until President Nixon called Moscow and told them they would be returning their man.

The forces stood down. In the command days the world learned that the fight had erupted over a peice of Taramisu, and the unlucky American, trying to pull the two off each other, fell head first into a table, and died of an aneurism that burst on impact.

The Swiss characteristically did not release this report until the last second, and had allowed all nations unfettered access to their borders due to lack of ability to stop them.

And that's how the Swiss (didn't) start WWIII.

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