You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do you do?
You're at a family picnic and your dad sits in the lawn chair in front of you and you see this. What do you do?
warn him, if those springs clench his balls, it will hurt af
This is really nice. In a situation like this I'd ask if I can cup them. Feel if they have a nice weight and touch the skin. I think testicle skin is the nicest skin to touch, it beats any soft womanly skin I had my hands on. Maybe I would go in for a smell as well
>find laser pointer
>find dog
>point laser at nuts
>let dog do the work
Weed wack the shot out of them
>Ask him how he became white.
>Ask him why he's back in my fucking life.
>Ask him where he's been all this time.
>Cry.
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This^
We have a responsibility as men to protect all balls
That sounds like the perfect profession. :^)
where were you when my christian parents skinned my dick
shmee
He said balls, not dicks. Fucking homo.
This is the Guild of the Sack
Take a picture post it to Sup Forums and ask user what they would do.
Kek
kneel down, give a few slow licks, gingerly take each in my mouth one at a time, then walk away.
Jesus Christ dad lmao
This happens when I freeball, I do it alot
My uncle does this shit every summer with his shorty shorts. I don't understand how people can have no self awareness.
Guess he freeballs alot too?
>he's aware
grab the hedgeclippers and take my place as a Freudian usurper
my Dad has the loooongest nutsack I ever saw
He can literally stand up straight in full boxers & have his nuts dangle through the leg opening
For about a month as a kid Id leave toys on the floor by my bed and wait for my Dad to come say goodnight, because he'd bend over to pick them up & his entire hairy sack would hang out in the open air
But he stopped when he caught on I was beating off from my bed shaking in that glorious few seconds itd all hang out
Did his dick come out too?
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Better hide them in my mouth to save him the embarrassment of someone seeing them
Id say "bro, put your nuts away you faggot". Then id probably make fun of his long balls for several months. We're bros tho so it's all good
>it will hurt as fuck
What
You call me bro you little shit, and I'll knock into next Tuesday