>lifted and slammed around, repeatedly
>violently tossed through the air, repeatedly
>attempted to be drowned, repeatedly
>attempted (and failed) to be bitten in half
>eaten by sharkosaurus
>possibly swallowed and left to be digested alive
Why did they feel this woman who was just doing her job needed to have the most brutal and prolonged death in the franchise? Even that guy who got eaten alive by compys in TLW didn't get it this bad. And he was literally asking for it.
dinosaurs dont care
Oh who gives a shit, get over it.
Isn't that the girl from Merlin?
she has super droopy boobies but I'd love to see her pusy slit
>she will never take control of your life and teach you some manners
kill me now
She got punished for having pathetically deflated tits.
It was a message for whites that they have no place in the modern world.
I agree it was disproportionately violent death for a passive secondary character who literally didn't do anything. This is the kind of shit that should have happened to Donofrio, since her was the main villain.
POOR MAN'S KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
muh jawfu
Best death, shit was so cash
her comeuppance for ignoring the kids and having them wander off alone into danger
Hilarious and made my dick tingle.
What is it with these actresses with masculine jaws these days?
She was a bridezilla who lost track of the kids she was supposed to be taking care of through her carelessness.
If it was a guy who got this death, literally nobody would have cared, but because its a woman people get offended because women shouldn't get nasty deaths on screen, that should only be reserved for men.
Was all of that really neccessary? I don't think so.
I guess the director is a deviant who gets horny with the depiction of female suffering.
This movie had a lot of finger wagging at women about careers, I'm surprised they got away with it. I mean they stuck their lead female in fucking heels. Watching them bite their tongues was hilarious.
I often go back to Salon articles for a good chuckle watching them get butt frustrated.
She needed to die such a fucking horrific death to illustrate just how stupid the idea of letting the public near fucking dinosaurs is.
The park in the beginning of the film looks fun, its somewhere you might want to go on vacation. The wonder of the park leads you to believe the risk is acceptable. This completely innocent woman being eviscerated brutally reminds us of the true and overwhelming danger of being near fucking dinosaurs. It shows the risk is not worth it, seeing an dinosaur is not worth innocent bints being devoured.
Having villains killed in a such a viscious way is satisfying but does not accurately show the danger of the park because it will lead people to believe that you will be ok as long as you are not a cunt. Slaughter of the innocent shows real danger.
I really have no idea why, considering all the things I've seen, but I actually felt sick to my stomach when she got eaten. I didn't even care about her as a character, Sup Forums has more-or-less entirely desensitized me to gore and vore and it was a stupid, stupid scene that really wasn't all that explicit but it honestly and viscerally disgusted me to a degree that hadn't happened since middle school and hasn't since.
I think it was made worse by the fact that pretty much everyone else in the theater laughed; I felt like fucking John the Savage at the feelys.
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not all dinosaurs are so dangerous that the public should never see or touch them
but without the dangerous (interesting) predators the park would be pretty boring after a while
I don't get it.
A movie doesn't necessarily need violence meted out as narrative justice. JW had little going on, so it had to excite with some flying carnage to make up for that third movie.
>camera controlled by a guy with parkinsons
>all that awful cgi
>torture porn with zero tension
Jesus, that looks like shit, how come people liked it?
>at work boner
Thanks user
People liked this movie?
I enjoyed that the movie went full schlock. Reminded me of a competent monster flick from like the 80's or something. I liked how basically the only reason any of the movie happened was because it's a cinematic universe inhabited by fucking retards. It just FELT fun.