Tell a story about that time your mom caught you jerking off

Tell a story about that time your mom caught you jerking off.

My friends mom caught me sucking her sons dick
Twice

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Once is an accident. Twice smacks of carelessness.

Lol sauce?

I never got caught by mom my jacking off but I have bee caught.

Ever since I started jacking off, one of my favorite things was to go for walks late at night to parks and schoolyards. Then I would strip completely naked and walk around in the nude for a bit before finding somewhere to jack off.

Well one time I was lying on the bottom of a slide, completely naked, my cloths about 50 feet away from me on a swing.

I was extrememly horny and was stroking my cock furiously when all of a sudden I felt something around my feet.

I looked to see what it was and saw that it was a dog. I started to shoo it away when another movement caught my attention and I looked up and there was an older man standing about 20 feet away just looking right at me and he was rubbing his cock through his pants.

We just looked at each other for a bit and since he was clearly rubbing his cock, I started to do the same and we both jacked off while looking at each other.

This lasted about a minute before he came walking right up to me and reached down and grabbed my cock. I pulled my hand away and let him fondle me.
I reached up and started to rub his cock as well and he undid his pants for me and finally pulled out his penis. So we started jacking each other off

The more we played with each others dick the more I wanted to suck him off so I finally just sat up and took his dick in my mouth and gave him a blow job.

He never warned me when he was going to cum and ended up cumming in my mouth. And as soon as his orgasm subsided he quickly pulled up his pants and walked away leaving me lying there covered in cum and hornier than before.

I masturbated to one of the most intense orgasms of my life.

Never saw the guy again.

never been caught jerking off by anyone, but my sister caught me watching porn and just laughed and told me it wasn't a big deal and i should've just showed her. also caught my stepbro having phone sex when we were sharing a room in college

The first time his mom caught us, we were swimming in his pool.

It was at night and was very dark so my friend started pulling down his bathing suit and dong handstands to flash me his dick.

I started doing the same to him and this lead to us compeltely removing our shorts and we started skinny dipping.

Once we were naked, we started swimming between each others legs and as we did it more and more we started playing with each others dick and then one time when I was about to swim through his legs I stopped and took cock into into my mouth and started sucking him.

I sucked him until I was out of breath, so as soon as I came up tor air my friend swam over to his deck and climbed out of the pool and told me to come with him.

We went into his shed and closed the door behind us so it was completely dark and I just dropped to my knees and took his dick into my mouth.

I was happy with just sucking his dick but he wanted to suck mine too so we started taking turns sucking each others weiner for about 2 minutes each. We repeated this over and over and I guess we lost track of time because we ended up being in the shed for over half an hour.

I was down on my knees blowing my friend when all of a sudden the shed doors opened up and his mother was standing there with a completly shocked look on her face.

We were both completley naked so she could clearly see my hard cock, but not only that he sons cock was still in my mouth so she clearly saw me sucking off her son as well, before I could react and pulled my mouth off of his dick.

She started appologizing to us right away and said that she didn't see us in the pool so she got a little worried and came out to check on us.

She never seemed mad about it at all though and kept on appologizing until she finally said we could go back to doing what we were doing and she closed the doors again and went back into the house.

...cont..

My mom caught me jerking off, said sorry and went away. That night, she fucked the shit outta my dad...i even heard my dad say "what came over you tonight?"

..cont.

Me and my friend were both to freaked out to continue sucking each other off though and it was extremely embarrassing for both of us, especially the next time I had to see my friends mother. It was very awkward but thankfully she never mentioned anything about what she had seen.

Then during the same summer we got caught again.

Me and my friend both loved sucking dick so we continued blowing each other even after getting caught.

Both of his parents worked so we especially liked having sleep overs when it would be a weekday the next day so that we could just stay in bed all day and suck each other off over and over again while his parents were at work.

Well it was a Sunday night and I was sleeping over my friends house again and as usual as soon as we went to bed we started fooling around and blowing each other.

We slept in his bed together compeltely naked so when I woke up in the morning I just reached over and stared playing with my friends penis.
He was still asleep so I slipped under the covers and took his dick into my mouth and stared blowing him and he started to wake up.

once he was awake he wanted to suck my dick too so he suggested we get into a 69 position. This sounded good to me so I climbed on top of him but instead of getting right into sucking each other off we got to wrestling a bit and tickling each other so we were laughing pretty loud.

This lasted a couple of minutes before we settled down and took each others dick into our mouths and we started blowing each other.

Suddenly the door to my friends bedroom opened up and his mother was standing there with the same shocked look on her face as when she had caught us in the shed.

Once again she started appologizing for bursting in on us but that she had heard us laughing so she came up to ask us if we wanted some breakfast.

..cont.

When she finally closed the door and went back to what she was doing me and my friend looked at each other and wondered why she was home. And it then dawned on us that it was a holiday and both her parents were home from work.

Checked....also hot as fuck

How old were you guys?

>used to house sit for a girl and her family down the street occasionally
>made me my own key
>i used to spend hours over the when they were out of town, sniffing panties and jerking off
>realized one day "shit, they work and have school"
>start skipping school a lot and going over there during the day
>one day i'm in the middle of a session, in the daughters room, both mothers and daughters panties and bras spread out around me
>beating it like my name was michael jackson
>hear a gasp from behind me and a "WTF"
>mother stopped home for some reason
>now i know what a heart attack feels like
>i panic, apologize profusely, cover myself up
>she's looking up, shaking her head
>i start getting my clothes together, shaking
>as i'm putting my boxers on, she sits on the bed and asks me to sit down

cont

She closed the door immediately and nothing happened

its from a movie called something Kevin.

we need to talk about kevin

About 14

Hurry up nigger i have to go back in to work soon

>at this point i'm crying. literally.
>i can't look at her
>#lifeisover
>she starts by telling me she has no idea what to do, or think
>i'm perverted
>i'm disgusting
>how could you, user?
>i'm completely silent
>she stops talking and i ask if i can go
>she says not til we figure this out
>i say i'll never do it again, take the key, somethings wrong with me.
>i look up and make eye contact. pleading for this to be done
>suddenly, her tone changes
>puts her arm on my shoulder
>tells me she doesn't understand what i'm thinking, but for all she knows this is normal
>shes glad she only has daughters
>asks me if any of the panties are from her younger daughters
>no just yours and _____(shes my age)
>her hand starts moving on my shoulder
>she's talking about puberty and hormones and the idea of fetishes
>i still feel terrible
>she smiles

>Beating off in my room
>Laptop on chest, laying on bed
>Nothing much going on in the house
>Headphones on
>Bad time for headphones
>Mom opens door
>Looks at me, dick in hand, laptop on chest
>I don't notice her for about 30 seconds, according to her
>Eventually see her, freeze up
>Ohshit.jpg
>She laughs at me
>"user, god dammit, I thought you were doing homework. Wash your hands, dinner is getting cold."
>Closes the door
>Three days later
>Given a bundle of porn DVDs and vaseline in a gift bag

...

more pls

>i'm so confused
>she says she knows what it's like to be so horny you make fucked up decisions
>shes been divorced for years
>she doesn't want to use the word flattering, but she's feeling better about this
>asks if i think shes attractive
>i say yes
>she tells me i'm cute
>she wants to say something but doesn't want to make me uncomfortable
>i say that isn't possible
>she asks if i'd be open to finishing
>she'd like to watch if i don't mind
>my mind reels
>i'm like a fish on land
>she can tell
>says i'm of legal age, and if we both consent its nbd
>definitely a secret though
>i'm still sitting there like an idiot
>her hand makes it down to my chest
>i start getting hard again
>she's sitting there, staring me in the eye, smiling, waiting

Bump

Keep going

hurry damnit

>says i have to hurry and make up my mind, she has to get back to work soon
>fuck it
>should be the time of my life, but i'm almost in shock
>i stand up and start to take off my boxers
>she leans back on the bed
>dick pops out, he ain't confused
>diamonds
>she asks for my hand, spits in it
>i start jerking again
>look retarded i'm sure
>she's touching herself here and there
>moving around restlessly on the bed
>starts giving me instructions
>slow, enjoy it, focus on the head
>hard! fast! look into my eyes!
>i'm starting to relax
>suddenly she gets up and leaves the room
>tells me to stay put and keep that dick hard, she'll be right back
>i'm standing there, stroking it slowly

Bump

u need to put more in each post damnit

>be me, 12 or 13
>2am, in computer room
>computer room is between my room and moms
>her door is kinda squeaky so i knew I would hear her if she was coming
>jerking to some teacher porn
>about to bust
>door flies open
>i fly out of chair onto ground, putting my dick away, porn still playing
>mfw
>press power off button and run to my room praying it was all a dream
>next day she gives me a talk
>"there's nothing wrong with it but keep it away from anything deviant"

C O N T I N U E

moarrrrr you slut

>she comes back and sits back down
>sticks her hand down her own pants, starts rubbing herself
>sweet jesus
>i start feeling the cum bubbling, say so
>she tells me to wait, she isn't ready
>pulls a pair of underwear from her pocket
>hands it to me
>it's wet as a baby seal
>she tells me to sniff them
>as soon as it hits my nose i'm convulsing, trying to hold out
>we're both going hard, staring at each other
>i beg to cum
>she nods
>i take a deep whiff, shove the panties in my mouth and explode like mt st helens
>she starts twitching and cumming too
>my cum goes straight across the room, some over her head, some on her
>she moans
>i'm still hard

Moar pls

"diamonds"
i cant take this seriously anymore XD

somebody's new here

...

>she smiles and tell me its the best lunch break she ever had, she needed this
>i'm standing there, not sure what will happen next
>round 2?
>she laughs and points to my dick, ''i cant believe youre still hard, user. i wish i had more time"
>GOD DAMMIT
>she asks me to come over
>sticks her two fingers near my face
>i open my mouth a little and she shoves them in
>heaven
>still diamonds
>she takes her panties back
>tells me to clean my stuff up as she leaves the room
>comes back and helps me pick up all the panties, cleans up my cum off her daughters bed and wall
>i point out she has some on her pants and shirt
>oh i know
>wtf
>she tells me again how nice this was, but reminds me to never tell
>tells me to keep the key
>gives me a kiss on the cheek
>sends me home
>i jerk off twice more

i ended up messing around with her a few times after that, i'll share another if you're all interested

do it

more you cuck

yeeee

bump

stfu.Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man. It's only natural that he would refer to his boner as diamonds

Metal

>diamonds
>metal

You fucking reek of newfag

this guy too

>few weeks later, haven't gone back but haven't gone a day without thinking about it either
>saw her once but she pretty much completely ignored me
>nbd, family was around
>one day i'm sitting in my room when my mom knocks on the door
>says "user, mrs ______ is on the phone. she says something is wrong with her computer, could you run over there?
>she owns her own business and has a lot of important documents on it, it's important
>my mom is genuinely concerned
>at the time i believed it too
>damn shes good
>i head on over
>she let's me in, all smiles, tells me to sit down. do i want anything to drink or eat?
>i say no thanks, lets see this computer
>shes laughing
>''user, that was just to get you over here"
>"figured it wouldn't arouse suspicion"
>shes straight devious
>sits next to me and asks me if i've given any thought to what had happened a few weeks back
>uh duh
>play it as cool as i can
>certainly, how could i not?
>she asks if i had fun
>definitely
>she says "good i've been thinking about it too. i had so much fun, made me feel like i was young again. slightly naughty too"
>she asks if i'd like to try that again
>fuck. yes.
>says her daughters are at their fathers, so no chance we'd be disturbed.
>i feel like all the blood is draining to my dick
>i'm much more comfortable this time
>she takes my hand and we head up the stairs

lurkin

>be about 15
>Jerkin hard
>Mom opens door
>we both freak out
>she closes door
>we both awkwardly say sorry about it later

So close to bangin'

also that pic??? what the fuck that kid has mad confidence for a teenager caught mid jerk off.

more

Goddamn this story is amazing!

Kek

My gfs mom caught us yesterday screwing around

he's an actor, it's from a movie

just type it all out in notepad and post it at one time mane

I know but what the fuck is the context autist.

>Diamond
>Hardest Metal
do you even logic

>we go into her bedroom
>she sits me down on the bed
>she smiles and says she isn't ready for sex, just wants to fool around like before
>hey whatever
>i tell her it's fine, i don't want to do anything she doesn't want
>motherfuck
>she tells me to lay down, she'll be back
>i love the smell of a woman's room
>my dick is straining against me pants
>she comes out of the bathroom
in a robe
>she tells me i can take my clothes off
>i slide everything off in .5 seconds
>she turns on some music, idk what. sexy shit
>she closes the curtains, turns on the lamp
>tells me not to touch myself, just lay there and watch
>she starts swaying to the music, rubbing her body, telling me how good she feels
>she unties the robe and lets it hang open

newgfag

This made me laugh

>all these newfags
but kek

holy shit is this bait or are there really this many newfags

>We get upstairs we go to her room she closes the door and takes her shirt off
>Mfw she gets on the floor and dances the dinosaur

Mind finding a pic similar to her so we have a visual?

so many newfags in this bread

Never happened and from 12 to 16 or so I fapped once or twice a day on average.
For some reason my parents totally respected privacy and never once walked in my room unannounced. Sadly, neither did my sister, who was the reason I fapped so much.

I miss dinosaur stories.

Diamonds is referring to either his or her eyes, ecstasy, children.

My eight year old nephew and his friend walked in on me fapping today. I was mad at first, but now its kinda funny because of their reactions of seeing my little cock. My mom has never seen me fapping thlugh

i hope this is bait

...

the new Justice League. Flash origion story part.

cont please

30 seconds is a LONG time

Never been caught, which is lucky cause my aunt always comes in my room unannounced.

I fell asleep gripping it and she walked in and woke me up. Slapped me, cried and said I lost my innocence. Get my ass kicked outside, so pissed I start wanking like a cranky raccoon. Passes out again, my dad comes to check on me after he hears what happened, I'm crying. He wakes me up and tells me it's ok and laughed it off. Slept in his room that night. Christian home, I was 11.

She walked in on me in my room when I was 13. I tried to cover up but she said, "no, by all means finish I insist" kind of mean like and crossed her arms.
She just stood there.
So I stared at her while I finished up and came buckets.
She was mad that I didn't stop and that I watched her while I did it.

Shut the fuck up summerfag, Google some hentai or anime and tell me diamonds aren't a reference to eye's ecstasy. Take your shit outta here.

I really hope that isn't true

She wanted to finish it for you obviously.

>Slept in his room that night.

...

>i'm catching glimpses of underneath
>blue bra and panties too match
>i have busted in them before, but i don't tell her that
>she says she had thought alot about how i had all those panties and bras around, at first it was weird, but now she's into it
>drops her robe
>never had much pre-cum before, but my stomach is like the river nile
>i'm wondering if you can come without touching yourself
>i rub my hand across my stomach and grab my dick
>don't want to touch it but honestly, cant help it
>she's turned around, swinging her ass back and forth, running her fingers through her hair
>i'm catching flies
>she unhooks her bra, turns around, and gives me a questioning look
>noddingnoddingnodding
>she takes it off, but keeps her hands over her tits
>throws the bra at me
>i cover the bottom half of my face with it, smelling and licking
>suddenly, i can't stop, i cum
>no control, it's everywhere, mostly bed and on me
>she laughs and says "i'd be worried, but i remember last time. keep it hard"
>yes ma'am
>still dancing, she takes her hands off her tits

Moar faggot

I wish. Many a load has been sacrificed in her name or into her panties I can tell you.

>I never get caught

from a halloween party a few years ago

Fuck ANYONE who grew up in a house that didn't have a 'computer room'.
I honestly feel like we'll have this new brain dysfunction, like computer room PTSD, all the fucking stress from jerking off in a common area, and always having someone might be coming in, and there's no reason you could be naked, like you could in your room, claim you were changing or something, fuck that shit

Yep. seems quite fuckable. Ever get to that point with her?

Haven't been caught, but I once left our computer afterwards without exiting off the porn. Dad came home and saw what I was watching and that I had clicked like every link on the page. He just told me that sex is great, but it's really not like it is in porn usually. I was probably like 9.

I actually take a few minutes to jerk off sooo, it was kind of going to happen sometime.
But it wasn't too bad, she just said that I should have done it when she was out for work to avoid shit like this.

She's pretty thick. You better had smashed.

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>be 13
>moms out of the house
>computer in the living room
>searching for fap material
>come upon "gaytoons.com"
>start fapping
>car pulls up
>don't hear door open
>asks me what im doing
>it was my buddy
>bringing his 360 over
>mfw
>close window and pull up pants
>too late, the damage is done
>"uhh, aren't you supposed to knock?"
>"your mom told me to go on in"
>"oh ok"
>we play vidya
>never speak of it again

i really really really like this image.

>He just told me that sex is great, but it's really not like it is in porn usually
You have the coolest dad