Name things that never happened

Name things that never happened

9/11

The holocaust

This thread
/sage

aliens

dubs

All the wincest stories on Sup Forums

Harambe

moon landing

That girl makes me drool, guis

OP getting laid by someone other than his father.

WWII

came to post this

OP isn't a faggot

I was about to say a thread on Sup Forums that wasn't utter shit, but I remember a thread sometime back about posting pictures of monks drinking alcohol. It was surprisingly good.

The trans-atlantic slave trade (atleast to the extent they say)

Roman defeat by the Germans

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Half Life 3

Negroes I've met while yachting

Hands up, don't shoot