"I want to have sex with Jill Stein. I want to see her, wave at her, then while she isn't looking smack her ass. As she looks back surprised, I'd slap her vagina and throw her to the ground. When she tries to run away, I'd shove my cock into her mouth and fuck her dentured mouth until I'm ready to cum. Then, I'd cum all over her beautiful hair."
"I want to have sex with Jill Stein. I want to see her, wave at her, then while she isn't looking smack her ass...
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Ayden Foster
working on it
Brandon Ross
Matthew Sullivan
fucking top mate, fantastic stuff
Nolan Ortiz
music ya?
Brandon Peterson
ha thanks m8. sry for the shit microphone quality. also, nice jill stein fetish.
Brody Perez
noice!
Ryan Gutierrez
bamp
Elijah Miller
I need someone to say
>Look how old you've become
In a way like you're seeing a friend after like 3 years and just now seeing them again.
>Something other than the way Kylo Ren saids it please
Jace Williams
Jacob Wood
Ryan Richardson
bro, did you have a stick in your ass or something. genuinely made me lol I think I woke my nephew up
But you sounded like an alien but still made my night
Asher Turner
KEK! i was doing watto.
Angel Cook
oh shit haha
I'll take requests, preferably quotes or something.
Jayden Reed
"Hey user. Get off the computer. It's a beautiful day to get out and stretch those legs of yours. You said you wanted to start living better. Well here's your chance. You might run into someone you know, or meet a new friend. The power is in your hands user. Today is a brand new day. Live it."
Ryan Harris
thissss. the grossman part
Ayden Rivera
Charles Carter
I wanna do this one brb.
Cameron Watson
Enjoy bro
Cameron Sanders
Brayden Lopez
Jaxon Jones
OKay let me write down his lines after GO FUCK YOUR FACE and I'll get back to you,
>I don't even care if this wakes up my 6 yr old nephew
Adam Edwards
lmao wut r u on bro =0
Ian Bell
Nothing. I'm bored. Give me something to say
Aaron Price
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
Aiden Lee
"sir, i do believe ive pooped your pants, no, i know what your thinking, i did not poop my pants, i pooped your pants. there is poop in your pants. i ate indian food and hot cheetos last night for my sisters wedding anniversary party. if your wondering what the burning sensation is on your butthole, its my hot indian poop burning your butthole. no, i cannot poo in loo, i poo in you."
Cameron Brooks
Ryan Bailey
Tyler Wood
hahahaa i made you lel ecks dee ecks dee
Jordan Jones
This is it, this is what they'll remember me for
Jackson Turner
pretty good
Isaac Thomas
I still have the lines written down, what did ya think needed work?
Oliver Wright
ooh that was a good one!!
Hudson Richardson
Non-nativee english speaker with a deep-ish voice here, any requests?
Leo Sanchez
Thanks user
Cameron Jenkins
"smeagle wants to put the slippery eel insides us"
Christian Sanchez
"I will show you the Dark Side"
Andrew King
rate my vitas guysss plzz i worked hard on it
Easton Brown
No I mean it was pretty good nigga i laughed at the end of mine. Pretty skookum.
Jace Stewart
I can't do the voice.
Benjamin Morgan
Well than seeAnything else you guys want me to quote, preferably Star Wars this time. I've used up my yelling for now. I don't want my nephew thinking I'm too weird
Gavin Allen
Liam Russell
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Not user you wanted but here ya go
Joshua Gutierrez
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Gonna bump the recording levels next time
Hunter Howard
The one skit with the sand people.
Eli Smith
I need a quote nigga
Jace Hill
watto teaching annie the tricks of the trade
Oliver Richardson
I feel like it's inspired by some song
Carson Ross
"And these blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only imperial storm troopers are so precise"
Nolan Brooks
Give me something to say. Funny shit is good.
Brayden Nguyen
Above and beyond my expectations
Hunter Roberts
"My opinion on traps usually gets me aroused, i love trap, traps get sexually excited. i got COMPLETELY ERECT when i think about them"
there you go op
Alexander Carter
fucking kek
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Thanks to you I woke my nephew up
Adam Allen
Matthew Miller
nah, that sucked dick.
Evan Torres
explain why
Elijah Long
omfg keksimus im dyin user. tell your nephew to watch out for watto.
Jonathan Rivera
Jeremiah Phillips
"I'm dead inside
I crave cyanide
My life's a joke
My dick I choke
With two hands sometimes
During day and night times
I can't stop to think
I'm always on the brink
There's no semen
But I listen to the demon
I thrust and I grit
My dick I have smit
I am an animal on two legs
Who juggles with his eggs
But is there an end?
Is there a cure?
It hurts when I bend
The end I'm not sure
So I post in this thread
Instead of going to bed
Blue jeans, fedora, Black jacket
Op is a massive faggot"
Jordan Nelson
OP here.
Kayden Long
Daniel Robinson
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My first attempt user
Jeremiah Thompson
Sing "sometimes when I'm lonely, I squeeze my left nut until I pass out."
Owen Butler
Logan Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez
because my voice is autistic
Eli Perez
op here. whadya think (also i did the vitas cover earlier)
Hudson Ramirez
...? buddy
That's the order. who are you talking to dad
Benjamin Edwards
someone sing this
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Chase Parker
I HAVE COME TO THINK ABOUT IT WHY I CAN NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ethan Parker
vocaroo.com
I finally got through it without laughing
Logan Mitchell
Be that as it may, you put it in an actual sentence, instead of just saying it like some spergy teenager.
Gabriel Bennett
im gay, i eat hay, all my boyfriends be like HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Leo Young
You're responding to the wrong guy :p I was the one who posted it dad
Nolan Thompson
Tripcodes are for fags
Caleb Thomas
True.
Easton Lewis
rate my vitas cover guys.
Owen Bailey
OP here
I agree with that user
Joseph Myers
lol bitch u aint OP.
Julian White
You guys are the best.
Christian Watson
that's the joke
Dylan Roberts
you forgot my vitas cover you fucking tone deaf asshole
Anthony Jenkins
Thank you. I'm the first one you put in the list.
Parker Young
Cameron Myers
Thanks im the robot airhorn faggot
Noah Smith
I'm very drunk
Landon Turner
nice voice user
Ryder Young
Brendaniel?
Jeremiah Russell
Holy shit man that's some voice you have.
Aaron Rogers
Thanks, I'm the dumbass who needed to do it a few tries. Shit's funny bro
Isaac Long
Dude your voice is 10/10
Noah Turner
I need you to say "Snake, I'm going to rape you" and do some sort of like groaning "hugurgahbah" thing
Alexander Clark
OP here I had to say I'm still 100% for real yo and this ain't some lie
Leo Sanders
"I need you to say Snake, I'm going to rape you and do some sort of like groaning hugurgahbah thing"
Jayden Martinez
alright everybody!
Levi Baker
Justin Flores
Jacob Long
improvised a bit
Jack Murphy
For a d&d modern game I'm running, please based user.
"This is not a test, The united states of America is under attack. The source of the numerous explosions are unknown but we urge all citizens to find the nearest shelter and take cover until further notice"
And
“A strange film has seem to enveloped the sky, unlike anything we’ve ever seen. The police urge everyone to remain calm and stay indoors.”
In kind of a panicky TV or radio announcer way please
Mason Gonzalez
here ya go =D