Nothing inhumane fags
Nothing inhumane fags
Suck his dick
give snack
Bump
Take it to a dog park and play fetch or just run around and have a good time.
pet it and take care of it
roll
Give it the finger
Give it a treat and tell it that it's a good pupper
Pet him and give him a treat
Sup Forums space program
OP here, will equip pupper with your choice of sombrero or fedora for dubs
Definitely give him a brushing
sombrero roll
rolling for fedora
re roll
feed it ketchup
WINRAR
OP won't deliver
You have to make a fancy hat out of three different color sheets of construction paper and duct tape and put it in the dog and make a Webm of the dog wearing it and looking sexy
goddammit
All in for supper blowjob.
Film it.
???
Profit.
Checked
This
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Rolling for this
Give dat boi ketchup!
Winception
This, but pupper and not supper.
My nig. Now put it in your freezer.
Dubs for sombrero and a pupper NJ.
fedora roll
Feed him a dog bone.
>give it a treat right now
>pet it
>keep it groomed, well fed
>train it to ring a bell when it has to be taken out or let out
>play with it daily
>watch it grow physically
>continue to treat it well
>reward good behavior, ignore but don't punish bad behavior
>never leave it alone for more than your shift's work hours
>realize that it loves you no matter what
>realize you love it
>girlfriends come and go, it shows you love unconditionally
>it stays loyal no matter how many friends are made and lost
>you fuck up at work, at home, with relationships, with family; it still loves you
>it grows old, runs slower, eats less, still loves you
>it's been so long, yet it's your best friend, it's never judged or hated you; nothing but loyalty and love
>it's been a long time, it can't see, hear well, walk far
> but it still. Fucking. Loves. You
>take it to the vet
>cradle it in your arms
>hold it tight as you say goodbye and your BEST FUCKING FRIEND EVER passes on
>realize you'll never have a bond like that ever again
>adopt new puppy, start over
Fuck you autocorrect, I surrender. And pupper in sombrero getting head from op if trips.
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Fuck you
>right in the feels
do rag
Bumpity
your ballsack.
Nice
reroll?
Rolling for fedora.
rolling for fedora pupper
sombrero roll
Get knighted pupper with fedora
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rolling for this
checked deliver op
We need more rollers or doggo may never reach knighthood
>tfw hat is bigger than dog
Little nigger wouldn't stay still
Fag
give him a piece of lemon and record it
Put hot sauce in one of his eyes
make him fly
poke him in the nose
Fag
Put it on keyboard, post results
poke him with your nose
squeeze softly
rollin
Roll for sombrerp
roll
dye it red with kool aid
mexican roll
Pet head with your big toe.
Fedoraa pupper
take it for a walk perfect chick magnet
the digit at the end of my post number is the amount of minutes straight you
A. cuddle with him
B. play fetch
C. rub his belly
D. take him for a walk (this would be the last 2 digits)
Whichever the dog enjoys the most
SMASH WITH BRICK
For 69
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love him/her and treat with kindness he/she will forever loyal to you
put down 2 treats. 1 next to the Sombrero and another next to the fedora
nothing attracts more girls then cute puppies and babies
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go to your nearest Chinese or Vietnamese say hi to the hostess and yell out "I have todays special "
Give that fucker a biscuit!
feed him a meal fit for a human
reroll
when this gets quads you gonna fuck ol pupper in teh pooper