What is the most shameful thing you've ever done?

what is the most shameful thing you've ever done?

True stories only

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got fucked in the ass by a stranger from craigslist while dressed in his girlfriends clothes.

I didn't even cum

Some drunk bitch was acting like a dumb cunt at the bar. Shit talking everyone stumbling around and just causing problems. I burned holes in her designer purse with my cigarette then dumped 3/4 of a bottle if beer inside of it when she left it unattended.

came in my mouth.

the first time anyway.

now i do it on purpose

may be common but I fucking waved at someone mistaking him for a guy i know. I had to run after that

i don't seed

talked to some chick on okc with fat giant tits in all her pics
after 2 days of talking we decide to meet up and fuck
I drive an hour to her place
Get there and she's a fucking whale from the tits down
I say fuck it I'll hang out with her and let her blow me because she offers free weed
get inside and hang out and get high, she proceeds to suck at least 15 years of my life through my dick, hands down the best bj I've ever gotten
say fuck it and fuck her
not as bad as I thought it would be but I was ashamed after
never replied to her again

I once tried giving a damn what others thought of me. As expected, it was a waste of energy, and didn't actually please anybody anyways.

>take some eggs
>hard boil them
>lube them up
>insert into ass
>make a little nest in the shower
>lay me eggs

go on Sup Forums

My tattoo

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Piss myself and eat puke for strangers

did you just time travel here from the '90s?

fucked my g/fs fat ugly hairy as a chimp mother repeatedly and got found out and dumped

damn, kenny!

I like to destory trolls fun.
Not because I care.
Oh no, it's not a white knight thing.
I could care less if some random bitch shows tits.
Who gives a fuck? The internet is filled with tits and no chick is gonna randomly show tits that haven't already been seen.
No.
I enjoy knowing I stopped some wannabe edge lord from seeing tits.
Because it's funny as Hell.
And the best part is sometimes I end up getting the tits they wanted to see but even when I do I don't care because come on its some dumb bitch who showed tits over cam. They're a dime a dozen.

...

Stabbed someone in self defense, still not that ashamed of it though it could've been the other way around.

Smoke crack. Fuck hookers.

You know nerd hasn't been considered an insult in a couple decades right?
>publicly educated at it's finest

Played with my friends little sister while she was sleeping a few times

I was like 15 and she was about 7 when I did it

I got raped at a Grindr hookup, never told anyone (except user)

>using grindr for quick hook ups
>claims its rape
You're stupid. Go away.

It was a blowjob date and he pinned me down and raped me

...

Like ass rap, or did he blow rap you?

I thought my wife wanted a mmf threesome since she kept talking about how more people in bed would be fun. Wanting to surprise her, I brought over a friend to join us. After that sex it turns out she wanted another female to join us... Fml.

He raped my ass.

I'm sorry dude. Can't be easy. It wasn't your fault.

It's fine, it happened because I was stupid in my sexual curiosity. I'm over it and I'm clean of any STDs

Eh, you weren't being stupid, that shit just happens at times user

Sorry to hear that tho

my friend left her scarf at my house so i jacked off with it before i gave it back to her

>He raped my ass.

Believing that life would get better...

You fucking monster!

Tried to synthesize nitric acid for the production of nitroglycerine and other nitrogenous explosives. One of the starting solutions I used was concentrated sulfuric acid (homemade). Long story short, it blew up all over my left hand.

Was in the hospital for three days. My friend, who I was doing this with, and I passed off a lie the entire time, saying that it was on public land to avoid liability and dumbing down the situation to make it seem more innocent.

Had to take morphine and Norco for two or three weeks after.

I forget my shame and remember my pleasure.

Trust me I was stupid. Posted it on reddit (yeah yeah I know) and apparently I fell for the oldest trick in the book. Anyway it was a long time ago

Shit tier joke

>be me
>about a year and a half ago
>be 16
>stay over at aunts house for the weekend
>suddenly aunts friend comes over with daughter
>daughter is like 5
>they stay the night in room next to living room where im sleeping
>daughter falls asleep and her mom left somewhere for a few hours
>everybody goes to bed
>the urge hits
>sneak in room where shes sleeping
>see little hands and cute mouth
>already diamonds
>pull dick out
>stand there for a sec
>contemplate what im about to do
>put her little hands all over my dick and balls
>feeeeelsgoooodman.jpeg
>was about to bust
>bust right in her little hand while my cum drips on her little princess dress she was wearing
>felt way to good
>little bit later decide to go round two
>same thing
>nut in her little hands
>fully drentched
>clean her up a little bit
>mom comes home a few hours later
>hear her hugging and kissing her in bed
>instant diamonds
>had to yank another one to her talking and laughing
>she is hot as hell too
>fin

the funny thing about this story is i actually posted it here while i was doing it and i even had a nice pic with her hands on my junk. then i get the thread taken down And i get banned!!
feel stupid now because i deleted the pic scared someone might see it or something.
>no regerts

shameful but fun: fucked a trap
shameful and amusing: fingerbanged the bride on a hens night in the toilet of a bar while she jerked me off. When I shot my load, it landed straight in her handbag. Still makes me smile when I wonder about what she did when she found it lol

I regret nothing.

noice one

>Playing football
>Great catch
>Running down the line
>Gonna fucking score
>Nobody anywhere close to me
>Trip on nothing Get dogpiled
>Quarterback misses the throw
>Kicker misses the kick
>Time runs out
>We lose the game by 2 points

think she noticed tho cause she never wore it again. but she never said anything

Not the most shameful thing I've ever done, but a moderately embarrassing story nonetheless.

>Be 18
>Can't see well without contacts/glasses
>Have long hair, all the way down my back, because I think it looks sexy (even though I realize it was shitty now)
>Everything I do has an ulterior motive of being sexier, because at that age I was trying to fuck anygirl who'd fuck me.
>Get drunk at a friends party. So drunk I pass out.
>A few of us wake up around noon the next day, decide to get breakfast at the grocery store since no restaurants are serving breakfast food now
>Can't find my glasses, barely see shit
>We get out of the car, bright day, can barely see into the grocery store windows as we approach
>See girl by the checkouts, she seems to be looking at me
>Look up again, she's still checking me out
>qt3.14, exactly my type, slim body with slight curves, hair almost as long as mine
>Look up again, she's still looking right at me
>Think, "Fuck it, I'll find some reason to talk her up, breakfast can wait."
>Still staring me down, I get close enough to really see that she's for sure looking in my direction
>Get close enough that the view starts to clear up a bit
>I'm looking at my reflection in the glass

When I was 22 I lived with my girlfriend in a dorm. I worked from home and she went to university. The dorm was filled with hot chicks and we had a shared laundromat in the basement. I've gone through the following proces dozens of times:

>pause a laundry machine
>check it for thongs/bras
>take out a few thongs/bras
>resume the machine
>take the thongs/bras into my room
>do all kinds of weird shit with them like
>wear them and go on omegle (faceless)
>fap and cum into them
>put the thongs in my ass
>after i cum i go back into the basement
>put the dirty as fuck thongs/bras back into the machine when it's at the end of its cycle
>also as a bonus
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

:^)

nice i kinda like to do the same thing
i usually try to go for the bras or panties and heels

i have a collection of bras and thongs ive taken

btw this is me aswell

fucking kek

I see you missed the irony.

siiick