/r/andom /r/oll of fortune...
>0 = re-roll
>1 = you have cancer
>2 = you will die of dysentery
>3 = you will slip and hit your head within a week
>4 = you will lose or quit your job within a year
>5 = you will be killed by a unicorn
>6 = you will find a leprechaun's pot of gold
>7 = you will fall in love with a woman
>8 = you will fall in love with a man
>9 = you will fall in love with a trap
>dubs = you are granted one wish
>trips = you are granted two wishes
>quads = you are granted three wishes
