Hey fatasses, how's it feel knowing I could crush your head like a grape?

Hey fatasses, how's it feel knowing I could crush your head like a grape?

Huh

You should get that tumor looked at.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>when you inject Synthol in your adonis belt

Absolutely disgusting

hahaha what the fuck am I looking at jesus christ it's like the elephant man upside down

Nice 4 pack. 2 Less than all other humans.

Kek
Made my belly jiggle like a bowl full of jelly

You genuinely look like a fag to be honest. You barely even look like a man. If that is your idea of masculinity you probably should be on meds. How much do you pay to get you hair done just the way you like it you fucking fag? I bet you're the type of asshole who shaves his legs and buys extra small t-shirts just to show off his roided up arms. Doesn't matter how much you work out and like to think your this big tough man one day you'll have a dick in mouth and you'll probably love it you fucking gay cunt.

Why is my chin on your torso you communist?

That's why I clicked too. It looks like he has the Sup Forums logo on his stomach.

Holy FUCK that guy has a fucked up abdomen

Synthol.

Not even once.

that must be shopped

you must be ignorant.

autism, fag op kys.

fag/10

Well kept house plant. 10/10

You look like you're pregnant faggot

I hope these tumors are as cancerous as u

hey Gut, how does it feel to know people will always look at you funny. No matter how chiseled your 4 pack is, you'll always be a deformed motherfucker.

Nigga sayin he swole when he look like he got a growth in his abdomen.

How much did those implants cost faggot?

I came here to ask what the fuck was wrong with his stomach. Thanks.