Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this

What do?

>park bicycle
>go eat some ramen

Fuck it.

>Take her heels
>Sell on ebay

lick every inch of her legs until slick.

Clearly I broke into the correct house.

Place in left lateral decubitus position. Start ACLS if not responsive and respiratory drive inhibited.

eat her ass and pussy, fuck her throat, cum in her pussy

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

slap her ass, do a 360 and walk away

kek

I know that feeling.
You walk into a room and you just can't remember why you've walked in there.

Shits crazy man.

'what do?'

>Impregnate.
>Raise glorious aryan children.
>....?
>Profit

Tell the bitch to take off her shoes when in my bed.

Underated

Puke and call the police, that is disgusting. Shit, fart, blood and baby holes.

I was trying to think of something witty to say but nothing can top this.

wishing I was her.

>Take off heels
>Lick feet while jerking it
>Cum all over her feet and maybe then face
>Apologize and leave as fast as humanly possible

Ask if she can sleep on the couch because its bedtime for you

ask for sauce/more

Post more of this please.

this

fuck her right in the pussy

Why're you leaving? It's your house...

...

But you would be facing the same direction...

That's the joke

oh, my sweet summerfag

Fall on her by accident

>moonwalk
>summerfag

Wake up

He even said moonwalk and you niggers stilk took the bait. Nice.

OKAY YOU'RE EITHER THE WORST BAIT EVER OR YOU ARE UTTERLY USELESS AT COMPREHENDING BASIC INFORMATION AND ARE A MIRACLE OF NATURE BY BEING STILL ALIVE

I just had Mongolian beef for dinner.

Source is my wife so I'm cutting the face out, sorry

Oh. Moonwalk.

Cum prematurely in my pants and leave awkwardly.

I'll steal her boots and walk away like a boss

I would give her a blanket to cover up herself and then make some boiled eggs for her to eat

Ask the user who put it there for sauce or full set.

Oh yeah...Then I guess either a stern talking to about guest etiquette

Damn dude, what a nice hair she have, is natural?

nice
would fuck/10

any closeups of asshole? or more shots?

...

Keked so hard

Was this post just to set up the whole turn 360 and walk away meme and the following meme to reply to it?

Nice man. She looks like fun.

Kek. Oldie but goodie

Strangle her and then post on Sup Forums for trips

Make a pot of tea and pour it in her ass.

Run away before the guy she's waiting for catches me.

Or some other shit I dunoo

Tell her to fuck off because I'm a homosexual and she broke into my FUCKING HOUSE

fuck it before i wake up

Fuck off Randy

Nice dubs Randy
Now fuck off

FUCK OFF

wake up

>Falling for the double bait

newfags

Op , I like the room's architecture , more pics of the room ?

Babe i didn't cook, but look how i'm posing !
Damn...no Diner.

Make a 360 and walk away

BITCH GET OUT!
ive been day drunk since 8 AM and about to pass out, off my bed.
proceed to puke in her presence.

I second this

I bet that pussy tastes like sweet, creamy butter

What'd you do to my bed and wallpaper, you bitch?

>falling for obvious triple bait

Dude you just fucked everything

pic first, then fuck ass

...

>What do?
turn 180 degrees and walk away backwards

/thread

stumble over my words until everything was uncomfortable and as she leaves i ask for her number if she wants to be friends

Frig off randy

That's why he throws up

GERONIMO!

Falling for obvious quadruple bayt

Ask her what she did with my shit.

You can repaint my walls but I'd blow my dad before i have a twin bed with flowers on it.

>the legendary quintuple bait

thats clearly a single, and if you had a qt like her you'd wear flowers to work.

>believing some guy on the internet, prolly bragging just so he doesnt have to sauce

Lock door,
>rub cock on pussy
>finger blast that cute little pink butthole
>cock is diamonds
>insert willy into said cha-cha
>??????
>profit

post her feet, then, faggot! Or at least pics with the heels more visible

>Take photo.
>Post on Sup Forums.
>Start "walk into bedroom, see this, what do" thread.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEVER EVER SEEN; SIXTUPLE BAIT

>falling for this low-tier sextuple bait

get out newfig

I wouldn't wear flowers to work unless i was selling boats

Rape her anally...then wipe away her tears with the head of my cock

/thread

I'd knock her unconscious, have sex with her and then take her to the basement to try some experiments on her

lick dat ass

But i really wanted to know if her hair was natural or dyed.

>If is dyed; what type of tincture is that one?

disgusting there is LITERALLY nothing attractive about assholes and vaginas

SHIT MAN, THIS LEVEL OF BAIT DON'T EVEN GOT A NAME!!

u faggot

Stfu 9fag boi

edgyfagget!

>she doesn't have feminine penis
>call the police

Proof enough for you?