Can Sup Forums get me laid?
Can Sup Forums get me laid?
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Is that you Shakira?
Stroke my mushroom stump you chubby fuck
I'd like to park my meat inside of you
I got the hardest throbbing boner just thinking about you.
I'm legit trying to get laid
That line is flawless trust
You seem to be the type of girl that needs makeup to feel good about herself. I have money and a boner, I think we can come up with an arrangement.
youtube.com
show her him kek
At least help me get nudes and I'll share whatever I get.
Just respond with a Hey, let here know you're there but don't smother her with compliments like a beta male
Also what your bio like?
Will you be the one to end my phimosis?
yo ass aint even in the pic and i know its fake
No
just give her some sweet talk..
'hello girl, nice photos' or whatever DONT JUDGE ME
true
Are you stupid? She messaged me first and I'm looking for replies to answer back
whats you bio how she msging first?
howcome I can't I upload webms today?
sauce!
Got sauce here
bit ly 2arPcou
Do you like man nipples?
>Implying nipples are gender exclusive
Check em
sorry OP ... Dont own a magic wand..
Going with a simple reply until I get a response back
dubs decides right?
Do you like dick in the morning?
Yes, dubs decides
I'm actually famous rapper King Krimzon. This is my number one song. Can you tell me how you feel about it?
Another one!
Reroll
Fuckin waste
can u show me better ur tatoo ? i would like to know what it says
I super like dem titties. Can I rub my balls on your eyebrows?
Re-roll for either
OP can you show us your bio?
trips win
show us your profile OP are you Chris Hemsworth or Taylor Swift?
You wan sum cock?
You've got great tits, no joke.
Dubs
I want to slide my 9 inch cock between your massive titties
Kek is in this thread guys
Trips of truth
Wait with that one until she responded
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Still waiting. No reply back yet.
damn
she'd be better taking that pic !
I'm just an average guy
Are you asian? If so, can I call you Sum Yung Ho?
Call me whatever you like. I just want to get laid or get wins.
baby, i'm gonna find you and rape your big fat titties and cum inside your booty
roll
I told you to ask that to her, It wasn't for you my man. Humor will always get a girl hooked on you.
Fuck it! I'm not getting any replies back. It's too early for this shit. I'll start another thread when I get some responses back. Leave some and I'll pick some of the best ones and post.