Can Sup Forums get me laid?

Can Sup Forums get me laid?

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Is that you Shakira?

Stroke my mushroom stump you chubby fuck

I'd like to park my meat inside of you

I got the hardest throbbing boner just thinking about you.

I'm legit trying to get laid

That line is flawless trust

You seem to be the type of girl that needs makeup to feel good about herself. I have money and a boner, I think we can come up with an arrangement.

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show her him kek

At least help me get nudes and I'll share whatever I get.

Just respond with a Hey, let here know you're there but don't smother her with compliments like a beta male

Also what your bio like?

Will you be the one to end my phimosis?

yo ass aint even in the pic and i know its fake

No

just give her some sweet talk..
'hello girl, nice photos' or whatever DONT JUDGE ME

true

Are you stupid? She messaged me first and I'm looking for replies to answer back

whats you bio how she msging first?

howcome I can't I upload webms today?

sauce!

Got sauce here
bit ly 2arPcou

Do you like man nipples?

>Implying nipples are gender exclusive
Check em

sorry OP ... Dont own a magic wand..

Going with a simple reply until I get a response back

dubs decides right?


Do you like dick in the morning?

Yes, dubs decides

I'm actually famous rapper King Krimzon. This is my number one song. Can you tell me how you feel about it?

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Another one!

Reroll

Fuckin waste

can u show me better ur tatoo ? i would like to know what it says

I super like dem titties. Can I rub my balls on your eyebrows?

Re-roll for either

OP can you show us your bio?

trips win

show us your profile OP are you Chris Hemsworth or Taylor Swift?

You wan sum cock?

You've got great tits, no joke.

Dubs

I want to slide my 9 inch cock between your massive titties

Kek is in this thread guys

Trips of truth

Wait with that one until she responded

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Still waiting. No reply back yet.

damn

she'd be better taking that pic !

I'm just an average guy

Are you asian? If so, can I call you Sum Yung Ho?

Call me whatever you like. I just want to get laid or get wins.

baby, i'm gonna find you and rape your big fat titties and cum inside your booty

roll

I told you to ask that to her, It wasn't for you my man. Humor will always get a girl hooked on you.

Fuck it! I'm not getting any replies back. It's too early for this shit. I'll start another thread when I get some responses back. Leave some and I'll pick some of the best ones and post.