The show's blowjob contest was so rigged. The girls had three minutes to successfully get a guy off, and there were three rounds. The points doubled each round, so it went, 25, 50 and then 100 points.
The men won the first two rounds for a total of 75 points, but the girls won only round three and took the whole event. What the hell is going on?
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can't say I was paying much attention to the points system
>actually watching this trash
I thought it might be vaguely funny, but it was just painful to watch and I didn't even make the 10 minute mark.
Honestly, all the contests will probably be heavily weighted against the guys, as having a male winner would be the worst situation imaginable. Aside from a few distinctive names like Ron Jeremy and Peter North, nobody has any fucking clue who any of the men in the industry are.
>the blowjob contest was rigged
First time I've ever heard those words used in that order
The rounds were worth more points successively. It ultimately meant that the first and second round were meaningless since the third round was worth more than the two of them combined.
Still, who else BARRY NEWPORT and VERONICA VAIN here?
It's not good at all, but it is the first of it's kind. Someone else could do so much better, but nothing like this exists at all, so I have to watch it to sate my curiosity.
They also aren't even trying to appeal to the casual viewer, it's only porn aficionados they are after. They should edit the contests to appear softcore-ish for broader appeal.
I guess if you're the kind of complete loser who actually looks for specific actresses then it has more of an appeal.
didn't like the guy, should have lasted those couple seconds longer.
Are we seriously discussing this? Its just porn.
>not discussing porn with his bros
what a homo
i'm not your bro, buddy
It is so bad and it's fucked up that this is even a thing. Talk about Weimerica. But there is a kind of curiosity there, to see how far things can fall in to degeneracy.
Exactly, mr.shit for brains. Thank you so much for successfully reiterating my post.
im not your buddy, pal
Fucking matriarchy.
It was using the Family Feud format
>tfw not using the Japanese Gameshow mom and not son format
might drop it after this.
Who #teamkhaya here?
>Aside from a few distinctive names like Ron Jeremy and Peter North, nobody has any fucking clue who any of the men in the industry are.
Not knowing based Rocco. smdh
Shut the fuck up you massive losers, nobody cares about "degeneracy" aside from virginal Sup Forumsacks.
who #teamblair here?
I want her 6'5 body to smother me
>wanting to risk having one of these little monsters
Of course you don't care because you're a degenerate nihilist loser pleb.
Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy.
>have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy
just like me
where can i watch this bros
xhamster or something, free web series
literally google it you retarded shit
>Playing it cool like he's not sure where it is even though he is.
What the fuck is this
omo
webms are here
>Belle Knox hosting replaced by Asa Akira
Why would anybody want Knox?
>the last guy who actually got into the blowjob instead of trying to not cum
remy lacroix is my pornfu
>have retarded degree
>choice is becoming soggyknee blogger or gobbling dicks
wew
the colonel is ugly as fuck how did he get in
9' dick
that's manuel
>Finishes
>Face is one of utter despair
Dude cried after being eliminated
Has Lexi been hitting the gym?
They need the announcers from most extreme elimination.
>Don't Get Eliminated!
Rigged contest was the blowjob?
wouldn't you?
>players aren't evicted in a tribal counsel but with penises going flaccid instead of flames being put out
>the webm of the female contestants introducing themselves with sound is .3 mb too big to post
I haven't seen it. Was the contest a girl giving blowjob to a guy and if he cums she wins and if he doesn't cum he wins? If that's the case that's pretty retarded because he can always cheat and fap beforehand so it that it would take him longer to cum on the show.
>that one guy who just decided to fap in front of everyone even though other guys were getting laid without any effort
>25
She is at least 37.
Sup Forums doesn't have sound
cocaine is hell of a drug
Whoever did her make up is shit at their job
me irl
>no patrician competition open only to girls with black hair, pale skin and blue/brown eyes
>no show with rilee marks, emily brown, veronica radke, callie cyprus and oxuanna envy
um, wew
I think she wins/won the show.
There are a few scenes of her out there already, so she got a career out of it, at least.
Go home yoda you drunk
Blair Williams and Veronica Vain also have scenes, so no real indication of who won since at least some of the girls went and joined the business regardless of whatever happened in the competition.
Do you guys think they will make any gay contest where guys will have to blow guys?
I mean if the men had jizzed in rounds 1 and 2 then getting them to jizz in round 3 would be harder. It would have been better for the men to jizz in rounds 1 and 2 to win round 3
Watch the show, not how it worked. They pulled 1 guy and 1 girl, different in each round to do it. So there's no reason at all for it to be worth progressively more points.
>wasting time searching through piles of shit when you can just look a up a decent actresses other films.
It takes two seconds to remember a name, it takes forever to sift through shit.
Why would they want to destroy?
what kind of world am I living in lmao
That's what google said.
>brown eye
Ya blew it
...
I guess the made the leap of nihilism -> Nietzsche -> übermensch -> nazis -> hitler
One episode in and The Colonel is already my favorite reality show contestant ever.
Also that Buddy Hollywood guy did a few scenes for Brazzers so I guess he won.
I guess you made the leap of being a fucking retarded dumbass who came here with an argument already formed in his head, and will shoehorn it in anywhere even if I don't give you the set-up you wanted.
Friendly reminder that Khaya Peake used to be a professional WoW player in the guild Ensidia.
>the winners gets a career in porn and one million dollars
Why would you work in porn if you get a million dollars?
>Win their share of $1 million
They don't get it all.
A million dollars isn't really enough to retire on, especially cause it's only about 600k after taxes.
what is it about wow that fucks up females?
>wow cosplayers and streamers are all crazy
>every female I've met in wow is either a house wife or a single mother that hits on everyone in the guild
top kek
>killed kil'jaeden at 16
LMAO
It's not that WoW fucks them up, it's that it attracts the absolute dregs of society.
Has anybody seen The Colonel on Beauty and the Geek? What was he like?
>Not going full Coronel
pls plebs
I'm not your pal, friend
on the other hand, some of them did pretty well post WoW
>The Colonel's fake orgasm
top lel
I saw a post online once from a porn producer about how going to a convention where girls are cosplaying is a great place to find girls for porn. It may have been the brcc guy, I'm not sure.
I get that reference
>it's an ellie idol goes to a con and gets a hambeast to eat out episode
is there any porn star that changes their bj technique depending on the scene?
No directors don't like that.
Does Tori Black do anything?
who team /colonel/ here?
lol what
Judge
>The public masturbating weirdo is eliminated in the first episode
Fuck this show.
based casbian just wanted to get hard so he could show off his huge cock
>A million dollars isn't really enough to retire on, especially cause it's only about 600k after taxes.
Well, I'm not talking about retirenment. It's not like porn careers last long and 600k is still a big sum of money. You can invest it in a business or something else.
Younglings
A million dollars/600k is considerably more than most pornstars will make throughout their career. Unless they resort to constant top level escorting they don't make that much.
I don't get it, isn't Veronica Vain already a porn actress? The fuck is she doing on this show?
this was filmed last year in may. Before any of them became pronstars. But they couldnt find a network to produce their show so they one year later they gave it away for free on xhamster.
What the fuck was Caspian's problem?