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Brewtopia edition

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cara

kay-on

Spent like £12 on crisps from Singapore in the Asian shop today lads

foreigners, do we need 'em?

Dirty Janny

Enjoyable post

>rorke will unironically defend replying to hour old posts 30 mins after everyone else has vacated the thread
shameful

bored

someone give me something to program

jo'burg

imagine being such a fucking cringe little twat that you actually wanted to go to school

lanarkshire mentioned

Great edition

>tea

Why do some Yorkshire tea boxes have Yorkshire Tree on them instead?

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A girl held eye contact and smiled at me a lot today.

i was in stockport
zoomed up the m6 like a concord

All my threads ahmed

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choon

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Fucking howling at my mate. He's been messaging some MILF on Tinder after his mum told him to get on it. He asked for a full face pic (He assured me she had a good enough body that the face didn't matter).

He's been sexting his mum.

asdfg

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Dirty Janny: You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna post again.

Hiro: How do you know?

Dirty Janny: 'Cause he likes it.

I remember being told that when I got to year 11 I'd want to go to school every day so I didn't miss something important

then I got to year 11 and skipped half the year and bunked most the rest and got C's anyway

and then it didn't even matter anyway

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>imagine being such a fucking cringe little twat that you actually wanted to go to school

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Haha that is absolutely classic Deano!

were you in specsavers

falklands

:^)

I believe this story is fabricated

whats your recipe?

How nice of his mum to help his self-esteem like that

*enters thread*
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me need a dutty gullyside wine-pon-me-cocki-gf who can cook mi some Ackee and Saltfish, maybe som yam pon de side yuh get me

mewling

called the united kingdom as an ally in victoria 2, they did nothing but then agreed a peace deal when I could have liberated more provinces from the ottomans

my dad showed me this film when I was a kid, he said it was his favourite film
i never watched a film with him before because he never bothered with me much, it felt good to bond with him
makes me feel sad now

might make a brew.
the gf is still ill btw.

>Farage just said "goy" on national radio

HOWLING

No. My opticians don't smile at me.

ye I'm sure he couldn't wait to tell you that completely true story

Just so you know, I am idly playing with my semi-hard willy as I read through this thread

Posts:

0-40 - Worthless gimmicks and people trying to start gimmicks. Avoid posting during this period

41-200 - Tone of the thread is established, banter flows freely. Recommended.

201-260 - Mostly replies to older posts

261-300 - Shit

300+ - Thread slows down. People wait to post their shit gimmicks in the new thread and the cycle repeats

Perfidious, you say?

Me at the back.

youll get banned for this. janny already did me in a few days ago

how will argentina even recover now?

*doesn't look up from the FT*
mmm, well the met report said the snow would move west during the week

Did he name the Jew?

listening to giles peterson

I got excluded for smoking weed twice and i still got mostly As and Bs with a few A* grades in German and History

How to make friends /brit/?

*reads post*
*checks post-count*
hmm yes impressive

oh dear

Not impossible, is it mate?

It's funny because she did the same to his brother and he is now going out with a woman over twice his age and she was screaming at him saying "What's wrong with a nice girl your own age". She means well, but nothing seems to work out for her.

drinking cider

>hit with a brainwave for a new gimmick for the lads on /brit/
>spend hours with focus groups perfecting it
>post it
>no replies

i forgot

unfortunately so, bulgaria will have to wait longer

Just go outside and talk to people.

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Good, it's what you deserve.

doesn't make sense to deny a student education because they smoked weed desu. Someone in my year got excluded because he got caught once. He hardly showed up but to deny him the option of trying is daft

back to the drawing board

as a PhD in gimmickery I can tell you it requires dedication

what country are you playing as senpai?

we never did any work at my school despite being in top set for everything

>Looking for a partner in crime I love to laugh and have fun i love travelling and hiking i like netflix and all kinds of music full time mummy

Kill me.

i remember when the school called the police on us because some little prick smoked some of our weed and felt sick and went to the medical office and grassed us all up. we were all like 15 though and police aren't allowed to strip search kids so we just hid it all in our underwear it was hilarious

good post

bad post

If you commit a crime in the centre of four corners, which state laws do you fall under?

>we never did any work at my school despite being in top set for everything

wait this isn't giles peterson

its norman jay

*surreptitiously hovers over close tab*

Beef mince or diced
Onions
Red Pepper
Red or green chilli
Mushrooms
Beef Stock
Red wine
Bit of dark chocolate
3 beans (preferably adzuki/borlotti/chickpeas, but it varies, sometimes more haha)
2-3 tins of chopped tomatoes
tomatoe paste
cumin/smoked paprika/chilli powder/salt/pepper

cook for 2-3 hours, don't want it watery.

(((burg)))

>weird gay lad is obsessed with me
What do

Admin: [introducing Janny to Hiro] Mr. Hiro, the Janny

Hiro: All right. Let's have it.

Dirty Janny: Have what?

Hiro: Your report. What have you been doing?

Dirty Janny: Well, for the past three-quarters of an hour, I've been sitting on my ass eating tendies.

school was bants central you little fanny

crimes are technically recognised at the point of intent, so whichever state you thought it up I guess

>I'm flattered, but I'm not gay, sorry.

And move on with your life.

The fact it's a multi-state crime means you will now be prosecuted on a federal level (I think)

walk right up to him, suck his willy and swallow his cum and firmly assert your hetreosexuality

Starting work on Monday lads.

Not sure what I'm going to do with significantly less time for wanking and shitposting.

>tendies

FOY

they're goujons

If you're 100% sure he's in to you, like more than 100% certain, tell him that you think he's a good lad and everything but you're not gay

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Why don't you give him a freebie? Like making out at least.
I gave a girl that when I was drunk and poked around a bit with the willy. Why doesn't this happen to me lol, I did it out the goodness of my heart.

ever since i got a job my life has become a lot more sordid since i now have far more spare cash for drugs and prostitutes

*opens up the rolling machine*
and here's one i made earlier!

LMAOing at the message I just received.

"You seem really cool. Have you got any mates like you but not ugly?"

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just move very slowly to the beat !

Hospitals are fucked lads

Government need to cough up some more money and build new hospitals

fuck sakes.

decided against going to the shop because i can't be arsed

I don't spend money so I'm alright there.

She looks like Limmy, which makes it funnier.

>tfw no middle class half jap music gf

get the shop to come to you

i rather enjoyed her album

yeah the janny isn't a fan of me either