Im drunk and I just dont care, I am a co writer on the new Star Wars film in 2017. Ask me anything

Im drunk and I just dont care, I am a co writer on the new Star Wars film in 2017. Ask me anything

This board is just as bad as /vp/

>Ask me anything
why are you lying?
how can you prove you are who you say?
what did you drink tonight?

Spill it.

All of it.

Snoke is Darth Revan
Ray is Luke's father recreated by midiclorians by the force
Knights of Ren is lead into battle by Darth maul

Oftentimes my household sponges accumulate an awful amount of buildup.
What can I do to prevent this?

Drinking whiskey and I dont want to be fired you fuck nugget

who dick did you suck to get the gig? op?

Bleach

why did you decide to lie about being someone important on Sup Forums today?

>Knights of Ren is lead into battle by Darth maul
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

this fanfiction sounds like total shit.
>how would they even introduce revan
>aren't midiclorians dropped?

Will Captain Phasma by an erect lightsaber?

When will you kill yourself?

I came here expecting some alcohol fuled trollfag. Instead, all I got was you.

Why even bother?

>Thinking anyone would believe that the writer of Star Wars 8 would go on Sup Forums

remember op said he was drunk? so no shit even if he is an actual co writer he isn't gonna state facts

well it is way more believable than the writer of star wars 8 creating a reddit account where it can be more realistically tracked

It's your boss. See me Monday morning. I think I'm gonna fire you

I'm harvey weinstein ask me anything

I would. And my script would be leaps and bounds better than whatever tripe those hacks churn out, I stake my soul on it.

Hi I'm OPs mom

Ask me anything

Are you jewish?

Does extraterrestial life REALLY exist?