Sup Forums how can I step this up?
> 18 year old virgin
> Free house
> She lives a couple houses down
> Friends as Children, recently reconnected
> Horny right now
> She was recently dumped
> 2 years older than me
> I'm blue, shes gray
Sup Forums how can I step this up?
> 18 year old virgin
> Free house
> She lives a couple houses down
> Friends as Children, recently reconnected
> Horny right now
> She was recently dumped
> 2 years older than me
> I'm blue, shes gray
>"why are you so tall?"
You're already in user if you fuck this up you're mentally retarded
ASK HER. "hey what are you doing later today"?
she already wants your dick. just show up. by that i mean, plan to do something together, just you two, preferably at night, and she will most likely jump your bones. just dont fuck up and you win. but from the messages she's sending, her overall tone, ect, she wants your dick
Yup, if you're smooth you'll hit it with ease.
> 18 year old virgin
> 2 years older than me
> Underage b& gtfo
Good idea. Tho she did say her depression is stopping her from going out
NO I'm 18 she's like 20
Lets hope so
holy shit you moronic asshat who is in a situation i would kill to be in
tell her it's cool if she doesn't want to go out, that you're more than willing to just hang out with her with a movie to help her get her mind off her depression. god damn it go and lose your virginity
Then learn how to write correctly, faggot
I get you fam, thanks
say "I know you don't wanna go out but would you wanna just come over and watch movie/let me cook for you/chill/hang out/talk about [insert common interest]
dude then just ask if shes hungry then play dumb by asking if she wants to grab a bite to eat out and since she doesnt want to go out which you already know, invitte her over for dinner, then throw on some netflix and you fucking win
Yeah it's gonna be hard to mess this one up
3-D chess right there my man
cripes, you are literally IN. It takes special skill to mess this up.
Yes dude
>why are you so tall
Impossible to fuck up, however made me feel bad cause I'm only 5'9
>"why are you so tall"
>'to balance out for my enormous cock'
OP do this
OP if you dont do this youre a fucking retard
I understood what he meant perfectly. Maybe it's you who is retarded?
i understood. how autistic are you?
Don't feel sad, 5"9 is average for a male
>shes thinking about him
>mentions his height, so she probably likes tall guys
>attracted to tall guys, user is apparently tall
>Randomly compliments OP
good 7/10 chance right now
Send a dick pic and ask why you haven't fucked yet
yeah OP i was gonna say the same thing. go for this and dont fuck it up
So many of you responding, I thank you all
nigga if you dont do what this user saidthen you retarded
Thank us by not being a Virgin tomorrow m8
This should be simple OP, she doesn't want to go out so tell her you'll cook for her. Women love that. It doesn't have to be anything hard to cook and if you fuck it up you look human and can just order out. Be nice but make it obvious why your there, she's doing half the work for you by complimenting you. She is basically saying I want you to give me a shot of vitamin D. If you pick up what I'm putting down
This nigga is doing you a service.
yeah make fucking spaghetti. also OP needs to give us an update
You'll stay a virgin if you don't hurry up and be alpha about things
And be cursed with 10 more years of virginity if you don't give us a fucking update
This, Jesus fuck OP. If you fuck this up kys.
Ask her for dinner and cook it yourself and surprise her with abig thing of flowers bitches love getting flowers
Hopefully OPs lack of update is a sign that he's balls deep right now. I'm pulling for you virgin fag
I disagree with the flowers part. It looks a little too try hard
Getting there !!!!!
you have to be a newfag
Now get nudes OP. And then go slay!
SHE'S FOAMING user WHAT THE FUCK JUST NAIL HER ALREADY
Ask her if she wants to come over
this is when you play smart, don't show too much interest but arrange something to keep relationship going.
Don't go full sperglord but just message her
"Hey, doing something (insert date here)" then ask if she wants to come over/you could come over/you two could go anywhere
wait to be a horny fuck once you nail it. In fact, you should be fapping right now so you could stop yourself from spaghettying on your chances.
Go for the throat.
No wonder you're a virgin you goofy bastard.
Ouch
Not bad advice
This OP. You seem like the type of virgin cucklord that needs something so don't go and fucking waste it. Nurture it
When something significant happens I will deliver, just hard to talk to her and you guys at the same time you dig?
Here's some moar advice OP.
>the term "you dig"
>don't use it with her
>in fact don't use it here either
when it's clearly " ya dig"
Don't listen to this cunt either. He's clearly a degenerate.
dubs and u fuck off mate
was referring to these dubs here
by those I meant these dubs
I rest my case. A degenerative at it's finest
I was actually talking about these ones
Fuck, it's like a baby learning to write.
checkem
I meant these, checkem!!
Cancer?
actually meant these
reference to these
You should really consider killing yourself
in reality meant these ones here
when I was actually talking about these ones
You have terminal autism sir.
which were just a taste of these
I honestly meant these dubs
Ssshhh. You don't want to alert the patient to it's degeneracy. Just leave it be. Something will kill it anyway
if we're being honest now, checkem
now I'm completely honest
and I mean CHECK
THESE
DUBS
DUBSS
Check 'em
RIGHT
HERE
user is going to fuck this up, but i'll safe you. Ask her if she is into feet (just as men many woman are into feet stuff.) just be direct and say she can play with your feet. With or without socks it doesnt matter. also include that in the message.
I MEAN IT NOW
She wants the D
MODS!!! Please? Surely we can call on you for degeneracy? This newfag is clearly having some sort of mental breakdown. Sup Forums may not be the place for him now
let's cut the crab and checkem
You're 18 and a virgin? Did you not have a childhood or something? I fooled around with a girl in 5th grade. Lost my virginity during 6 grade. Didn't get anymore until freshman year of highschool but then after that I got laid at least twice every year. Lmao @ you guys
by em I mean these
when I actually mean those here
This thread appears to have been hijacked by an autist. All I will do now is wish luck to the OP
cant get dubs, sucker.
all the time talking about these
that's terrible twice a year fuck I got laid 8 times already in the month of August lmfao
You got dubs, will you STFU now?
yeah I'm cool bro.
yeah well i already got laid 9 times in september
For anyone who is concerned with the initial point of this thread opposed to dubs, me and grill have effectively agreed to meet since there are apparently shooting stars where we live tomorrow
only 8? really?
I got laid 13 times the last five minutes
September isn't here yet you autist
i bet you rehearse this in microsoft word processor. user, you don't have to lie to chill.