Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>wat do?

stand my ground and shoot her for B&E

Walk east

Sit down and have a long conversation about gender inequity and the divide between economic growth and environmental sustainability.

Thank god for this new couch

Tell her she doesn't have to hide her dick like that

Oh fuck it's morning Shit i gotta get back to sleep.

its a man so i kill it with fire

realize pc is still on and web browser open to this page... shut off pc and go back to sleep.

throw that stupid bitch out of my house, then go bang a bunch of dudes.

Do a 360 and walk away

/thread

this

oh shit gotta grab that floating dick to fuck myself

Build a wall, get Mexico to pay for it.

Who is that??

say "wow that's way bigger than mine"

hit her face with her own dildo

...

Obviously anyone who not only broke into my abode but got past my security alarm of a dog and into my room is a trained assassin come to kill me.

I pull my handgun from under my pillow and shoot

*Roll one d20*

>06
Fuck