If i started a restaurant called allah snackbar would items would i serve so far i have

If i started a restaurant called allah snackbar would items would i serve so far i have
Al qaeda sliders
Gaddafi toffee
Hamas hummus

And other ideas

Mitch Hedberg would not approve.

Jihad Jalapeno Poppers
Sharia Shanks of Lamb
Prophet Muhamburger

Grilled Portobello Mosquerooms

Cheked and nice

steelbeam split for dessert

Hezbollah chili

Lemon isis tea.

ISIS cream sundaes

Alaikum Salaami sandwiches

taqiya marsala

Quran quesadillas

>absolutely haram sandwich

BigMecca and jihad fries

ALALALALALALemonade

Honey haram ham

Jihad jello shots

It's a bacon and pork sandwich on a jewish bagel with lettuce and sun-dried tomatoes, the most haram sandwich you could possibly eat.

Actually, that sounds pretty fucking delicious.

Fuck, that does sound good. Dammit, now I'm hungry. Thanks user.

9/11 burger. It's full of dead American faggots.

>badaas here got we

JalapeƱo poppers. Its da bomb

You mean Halalpeno poppers? 2/10