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Just finished delta training in this pic

Why don't you weaklings protect your country?

Currently in vocation in scandinavia
I'm the most alpha on Sup Forums

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Oh fuck lmao. Sauce for that second pic?

>us army
>most alpha
There's a place where actual men go OP and that's the Marine Corps, not that I believe you in the first place, this was all just an elaborate ruse to get s reply, good thing I believe I'm sageing

gdp

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Im delta im fucking sf

Marines are not

Gdp

Putting aside that this clearly isn't you, no patches = no status = not alpha. Literally any military shitter here is better than the fuckhead in that pic, double if they're not army.

more of her with her hair down user?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

the military are rats. you will either sit around, "training" and sucking up our resources that could go to better causes, or you will travel to other countries and kill people for the cause of the military-industrial complex and multinational corporations

read some critical theory Sup Forumsro

Yet, you're still on Sup Forums though.

Congrats your the alpha of retards on Sup Forums.

I can't believe she used her real name for her porn... she was never very smart.

She was actually kinda nice though at least before she got "famous."

>alpha
>takes orders for a living from people that think you are as expendable as rice
>alpha
>protect the country

could you sound more retarded?

Delta isn't SF.

Didnt the military have to drastically lower its standards during the Iraq invasion so rich people could recruit more stupid people to fight their war?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>we dont have money for schools and infrastructure
>we have money to make the middle east more dangerous and engage in perpetual war

This is American logic.

All these newfags not knowing what this is.

So while you're away protecting your country your girl is stateside sucking big cock and taking it up the ass. Have fun raising someone else's kid.

lol

But of course! Muh superpower!

lol'd

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it

1st Special Forces Operation Detatchment Delta

Its literally in the fucking name

He got dubs though, delta isn't sf anymore

>Just finished delta training in this pic
if you had you would be
>wearing a green beret
>wearing a unit crest on your beret
>wearing the special forces unit crest on your beret
>wearing rank
>wearing at least staff sergeant rank
>wearing a unit patch
>wearing the special forces unit patch
>wearing jump wing
>not bragging about being in delta, ever
that pic is you just after basic or ait
if that chick is your wife or gf
she will have fucked at least 2 other soldiers by the time you make specialist
and one of those will be some one you consider a close friend or some one in your chain of command or nco chain

Oh fuck me, youre right. Im so sorry I take everything back, user.

>I'm the most alpha on Sup Forums

No you're not
You're probably a Trumpfag too

What's her name?

delta is SF
it falls under US army special operations command
they are an SF company
they are organized as SF teams
they have 18 series MOSes

Jesus, you just copy and paste this shit every night?

Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from Sup Forums. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover Sup Forums. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme

FUCKYOU FAGGOTGODDAMMIT

lol okay then I guess every person in Special Forces is now Delta, and every Delta member is Special Forces. I'll go let them know that.

Selena Vargas.

Went to HS with her. Her ass is huge and amazing, haven't seen her in years tho.

Because war is stupid
You're stupid
Fuck off

You guys are fucking stupid dudecomedy.com/navy-seal-regrets-bragging-about-sexy-girlfriend-online-after-people-discover-her-past/

slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

^People who goes around publicly in their military uniform, there is nothing more cringeworthy.

And what are you doing here in my Scandinavia, get out. We don't want an dumb americunt military cringe beta guy over here...

Was she a slut?

Thank you. Was waiting for someone to post this.

Sure you did pencil neck, now hit the showers kid. Grown ups are conversing here.

Holy fuck user you're literally retarded. The first result was a pic of his gf sucking dick, everyone else is just playing along. Are you so new you need to call everyone a newfag?

>Being so autistic you can't even talk to anons

I'LL FOOKING PLOOK YOU FAGGOT

Yeah a bit. Most girls in our HS were sluts though, she wasn't notorious per se.

Your girl looks to be about 5'2, making you no taller than 5'5. Gtfo manlet.

>play by play of a Sup Forums thread

I cringed
I lost

Seriously? She went from normal to porn?

That

This guy speaks nothing but the truth.

Good, now suck my dick and ballsack and then let me take a shit in your mouth and french kiss you

Better manlet than niglet
like you

My question is, are you protecting your country? Or are you protecting the money and continuous growth of wealth for big money interests?

You take a shit in a man's mouth and French him? Not even OP is this much of a faggot.

Some of those people DID say that this wasn't OP. Anyone who lurks knows that this was taken from a thread where people were posting sluts. That was like a week ago for christ sake

>making assumptions based on zero evidence because you're mad.

Good to see they train you delta operators well.

how inbred is your gf?

Yeah it's really improbable that an American student would have went to school with another American student and one of them lurks an American image board....

Timestamp?

Do you think everyone who does porn is some sort of superhuman slut before they get into it? Women are whores. I mean, she was definitely slutty but there were bigger sluts... I guess.

Also take into consideration that I'm on Sup Forums, so my perception of reality is a bit skewed.

>protect your country
>I'm in scandinavia
fgt pls

I know 2 girls who were/are in porn and both of them were the mega sluts who fucked 20 plus guys a year.

Submit to your girl and let her control you.

I bet she's fucking other dudes

I was about to say the same haha

Maybe she did. I know that she was a slut but I never really cared about her that much she was younger than I was and we only had like one mutual friend (she sucked his dick, but he was a virgin who couldn't close the deal).

You are so fucking needy you better masturbate to this.

How are you protecting your country in Scandinavia? And protecting it from what? Pretty sure the Soviets and Nazis are gone.,and terrorism is mainly law enforcement.

Get the fuck out of my beloved Scandinavia, you stupid beta americunt.

sauce?

> She was a slut
> She was younger than me
> I never really cared
Faggit detected

What a skank, she will be fucked allot when you're bleeding and crying in the gutters of Iraq

"most alpha on Sup Forums" lmao you're to dumb to get i degree so you have to settle for soldier lol idk what you're talking about they're the lowest on the chain you litterly have to give your lives for people like us so we can spend our thousands a month on cars an drinks :D :D :D

Yeah prolly. I also had a serious gf and she had me whipped so that meant I wasn't allowed to talk to any other females. Also threw that away after school because I don't deserve anything close to happiness.

Trust me, I dream of killing myself every day.

Holy shit, ALL the boys look like cringelords

keep dreaming, never wake up

Cool story bro.
Now... what about dumping all her facebook pictures into mega?
At least you'll make others happy.

OP you little fagget. The bitch is ugly af