ITT: We work in an office.
Anyone know the fucking printer's name?? And tell that Mexican fuck the shitters clogged again
ITT: We work in an office.
Anyone know the fucking printer's name?? And tell that Mexican fuck the shitters clogged again
Last minute staff meeting at 5 today. Most of you already know the topic
Yo i ordered a pizza anyone want some?
so i was fucking my wife in the ass last night
Where's boss man? I have that spread sheet with the contacts he wanted.
how many years does the sun work
Some of us are gluten free here, Chris
stop assuming my gender faggot
Your name is Chris and I didn't assume anything. Oh great another HR complaint?
greg. greg. GREG, GODDAMMIT LISTEN!!
you're always late on your reports, our clients are going to our competitors. keep this up and you're getting fired, asshat.
Someone give the intern something to do
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Yo I just got the firewall to allow access to Facebook.
You millenials go have fun pretending your sorry lives matter. I'm gonna fuck up the root domain forest tree.
Sits at desk all day watching porn while pretending to work
I wouldn't be late if you assfucks could stop changing the printer name to inkshitoffice
just something stupid.
mmmm, let me think.
ah, let him clean filingcabinets.
I don't even know what to say.. that's why we're having the staff meeting at 5
then you shouldn't change it back everytime to a lame name like "4chanofficialoffice".
Marsha came in late again today.
I think she has been drinking again.
just don't say anything about it. remember last time when timothy told her she reeked like wodka?
he got messed up, and really we can't lose Marsha. she's the only who's nice enough to give us coffee under work time.
and the intern only does it when we ask him to, the jackass
Look Marsha is pretty much the hottest girl here. Well Kelsey might be next but we can't just fire them it's a sausage fest in here
So just a question...why is Tiffany fucking a goat behind the copier
Listening
Tomorrow, I'm really actually going to do it. Some of you are alright. Don't come to work tomorrow.
That's not a goat, thats just Tim. He has some kind of hormonal imbalance
Fuck you Kaleeb stop watching those Isis vids on company time
Huehuehue
..please, someone.. the printer name. I'm balls deep in the new account
Jesus fucking Christ he looks like Chewbacca
Uhhhhhhh can somebody help the printer isn't working
Laugh at the new guy
Fuck the printer, Greg will by a new one
Hey, im the new intern, how are you?
You PC bro?
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Fuck you man
No one told you to talk
No, fuck you
B-But, o-Ok
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Fuck you for calling me hairy, i could fucking hear you highway teeth
Go suck Tim's hairy, sweaty dick
Alright look.. $50 bucks. See Kelsey over there? Ask her if she has a fish sandwich
*hugs*
No.
sys admin here, everyone from now on say your name into the keyboard when logging in for security reasons
Kelsey's pussy is a fish sandwich
Go back to your cave, Norman!
Alright. hEY KELSEY, DO YOU HAVE A FISH SANDWICH?
That's the joke, Mike.. wtf??
I dont think he was joking
Anyone recording this?
Shitters clogged
Shitters clara . Cualquier necesidad corporal más cocaína ?
Is Carlos here? The fuck is he saying?
Dammit you flying faggot, John! That gluten allergy of yours is bullshit goddammit!
Carlos goddammit if you don't fix the fucking shitter I will fuck u
Mark calm down I'm on the fucking phone
Vete a la perra
Cayate tu boca
No.
plays with paperclips, bending them into shapes
types nothing now and again , looks @ screen intently, seriously
What happened with the intern? He do it?
randy's last day. that fucker made it to 67! also attention staffers: cake, cookies, and soda in the break room for randy's retirement goodbye 11am-11:45am
Who the fuck is Randy?
I will....
Dammit that pizza better be there, Jeff.
Anyone want to smell my fingers? It's Marsha hue hue hue
Rmr the old shitmuncher that fucked your daughter up the ass at office party last Halloween
I've told y'all already. They just kissed. Done deal. Do I need to hear about it every week? No
Alright pendejos! Enough eez enough. Today iz de day you gringos die!
Intern????!
Carlos put the butter knives down. We're not calling you machete. Btw the other shitter is clogged
H-hey guys......I did it again!
Top kek @ kissed
The fuckers dick was so huge she shit herself one spot....Carlos was flipping shit for a week
Wassup nigga I'm Jamal I'm looking for Marsha..
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Greg, Jones is on line 3 for you again. Something about the typewriter not working.
Guess we all need to get tested
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Down the hall to the left, but you're late.... she's already fucking charles, and Tyrese
Hey guys, i'm new, how are all of you? i brought doughnuts!
I'm allergic to cinnamon
well.. you want gum or something instead?
ffs dave can you fucking not?
hey wagecucks i'm the boss's son, where the fuck is my old man?
fucking the secretary
hah, greg, you're funny man, shut up and get back to being a wageslave, faggot, now for real, where's daddy?
you heard me you stuck up faggot
hey fuck you greg, daddy will fire you, you fat balding loser, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
i dont give a damn about this shit job. so fuck it.
at the end of the day my dad isnt fucking the secretary wisihing that he had never banged your whore mom and had a mistake like you
Becky in accounting lost 300 pounds and is still on her diet to lose 200 more, that is really insensitive of you.
Im new how do i use Excel?
Umm, is it organic gum from that shop on fifth?
hola senor stevens
donde esta el clogged shitter?
organic? we cant afford that shit
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THE FAT BALDING JEW IS MAKING FUN OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND CALLING ME A MISTAKE, FIRE HIS FAT ASS!
Thank god now more than 2 peaple can get on the elevator for once
well fuck, does nobody want fucking doughnuts?!
Fuck you daniel
the last time you did that the whole fucking restroom stank for 10 days. ill tell mr. stevens this time