Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Galil a best

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FAST

(Insert sonic/keemstar face here (My pc broke so i dont have the pic))

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You can't be faster than me m8

Calamity-masu'd

Doll claimed.

>Other qualities
3-1. Likewise to ya. I'm bad at dealing with cringe so I tend to limit myself like you said. Yeah, plus during parts where there's not a lot going on you can always take a peek. Yeah, don't really wanna piss them off at the moment, the bbc did a thing on them and they were obviously not too happy. Watch, it's going to happen now and I'm gonna be pinned for it.
>Gotta agree with Shino, Army Maki pics are great.

>claiming yume

Why do you always say calamity masu'd?What does it mean?
You already know the word Im going to say

Someone once asked "What's a fun way to say claimed?" And so, this was born.

That MASU'D be a hilarious statement then.

Yo

Hello! Today is my first time actually posting here, I lurked for a little while.

Your soul is now ours.

hey there, welcome
how are you?
>claimed

Well Hi. Nice to see you.
How's the shitty Admiral doing?

Privyet.
Also privyet.

I was a little nervous to post. Glad I did though.

hey galil how are you man?
it probably was a good idea to lurk a bit

forgot pic

hi there boat!

70 tanks down, 100 more to go.

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Steamingly furious, but other than that I'm good.
*bote

Heeya Yume.

Ay yo.

We've got quite the fleet going.

Saber claim
So many cute boat posters

It's aBOTE time we meet a newcomer!

Claimed.

sorry not down with the bote lingo

I hope you get ran over by a carLOS
What's up with her fingernails
Its alright, I still love ya baby

If trips you are now my daughterfu.

whats wrong man why are you mad?
>did someone talk about a gun you dont like again?

Claimed

Fuck all of you

If this post ends in a 3 you must write a Waifu Haiku.

Fuck you too.

>b4 you hit the ground.
So before I even spawn eh? Resorting to cheats since you know you can't beat it?

Thanks.

Just pulling ahead aren't I, thanks for that. Haha, diving into it can be fun, let's you know you're still alive, and have standards. Yeah it's pretty special. They can't do much with the dominance of the superpowers around them, but no sense in kicking the hornets nest. Let them start the altercation, then no one will feel bad about eradicating them, some feel that way as of now. I'll be your alibi if it does.
>3-2 in my book.

I would wish to say this too, but everyone ignores me because I always say this kind of stuff.

Greetings.

Rory is claimed

no who are you?
hey doll

ill make one anyway cause im bored. do you mean waifu as in this thread or waifu meaning a girl?

Went to range, they had a 93r mockup to rent (93r is like, my 2nd or 3rd favorite gun) and wouldn't let me rent it because I might just be there to commit suicide with it.Which makes no sense because I'm a fucking regular at the range and everyone there knows me and I brought my own fucking guns so if I wanted to shoot myself I would have just done it at fucking home.
Also, I like all guns.
That's gay.
I'll do it anyway;
Galil is a gun.
She is for shooting, not lewd
Can't open bottles.

Legs.

I can beat you. i basically fell on your knife 1 time.

Maki specs calculated.

Either is acceptable. For example...
/waifu/ is damn gay
But we all love each other
Unless you post lewd
is fine, and so is a Haiku about a specific Waifu.
10/10

The least popular
But still, the most kawaii
Her name, tomoko

Technically tomoko is the most popular, considering at least 3 people claim her.

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k
Kyouko

Ill make both then

/Waifu/ is pointless,
But Almost everything is,
So is this haiku.

I need a waifu,
Or maybe i do not though.
Fuck it, i don't care

Nothing is pointless! Just take a HAIKU!

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That's at LEAST an 8.5/10 cute pic
Is that some kind of badger?
Also, them legs.

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Carlos, this one didn't even make sense.

Claim

haiku=hike

That's pretty bullshit tbh
>Why even go to a shooting range

My phone just fucking died on me, I'm glad I know CPR

mine.

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Comfy

Baka, everyone knows that a dead phone doesn't need CPR, it needs Mouth to Mouth

Basically no public land, if I went shooting in the woods or desert or something Id be arrested.I don't understand how Texas is like 99.5% gov land and .4999999% private land.

Oh shit, I don't know how to do that.
>Help me

Careful though, an early lead isn't always the best. Exactly, just a reminder I haven't hit rock bottom just yet. I don't think they're that deluded to start shit, at least the higher ups aren't. Still, even if they're only capable of lobbing a missile a tiny distance, it's big enough distance to hit the South, so it's probably best to try and deal with them. If they did start anything I have no doubt they'd be crushed. Thanks man, I'll need one if the circumstances are THAT specific.
>See I'm already catching up

How're ya Yume?

Better make it a quick lesson, i got work soon

quite good how about you?

Naps are a good idea

Don't you have a house, which is your land? And a garden?
>I guess it's just easier to go to a shooting range
You're a fucking redneck galil
That's pretty lewd
>Doesn't help me though

Pretty good myself, just playing league. You get up to much today?

It's okay to be wrong.

I went to starbucks
I bought a cappuccino
Tomoko did too

>Shooting in my backyard
I wouldn't even shoot a suppressed .22 with subsonic loads in my yard.That's how you kill the neighbors.Also I'm not a redneck, I just like guns and a few other redneck things.I speak proper English and don't drive a truck because I have no need for one.
>Going to Jewbucks
I thought you were smarter than this.Although you may be a different Tomoko user.

no nothing just a bit of overwatch maybe but mainly waiting for no man's sky tomorrow

these niggas don't know what's really good

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This is a place for insomniacs.
Totally the opposite.

I thought you had targets perhaps.
>You probably remember I know nothing of guns
And I love your redneck ass don't worry
You said you played league, so can I ask what champs do you play?

Degenerates.
youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo

>Fell on your knife
Kek'd. We'll see man.

Fair enough, can't get too overconfident. That's good, the day we don't feel anything from it, is the day we know we're dead inside. They've survived this long so they can't be, that's a good point. Any damage should be hoped to be minimized and with the high surveillance they're usually on, shouldn't be too hard. Yep, agreed on that. No problem, maybe half of those requirements will be met.
>But can you keep it up?

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Whats up guys?
>Penny Claim
>I had to spot my friend 500 dollars because his student loans couldn't cover all his classes
>Then I bought some weebsnacks and now I'm home.

I take great offense at being called a redneck tbh.Just because I own a Confederate flag, shoot guns and live in the middle of nowhere doesn't make me a redneck.
Hey man.I'm good, nothing happening right now and the thread is pretty sloe right now.

What kind of weeb snacks

Looks pretty slow tbh
>Prolly gonna start up Pokemon Diamond
I've got some Pejoy, some Kasugai, some Ramune and some Yan Yan.

claimin

hi doggo

Fair enough, gotta play more overwatch. Want that Zarya summer skin
>No man's sky
I haven't seen anything on it yet. I don't wanna go in blind in case it's over hyped and shit, but I don't wanna spoil it for myself.

I tend to play the tankier champs lately, but I tend to play whatever I'm in the mood for. Lately I've been playing a lot of Nautilus.

youtu.be/N0nyOyrprIs
Yep, he who fights monsters and all that jazz. I think they've basically just survived because everyone's viewed them as a kid throwing a tantrum, which they basically are. But now they're talking nukes everyone's bricking it. I think the Americans are trying to set up an anti missle radar around the North, so hopefully we can just kinda contain them there. Still, that'd be pretty suspect.
>Lets hope so

why is ur wiafu sucha bitch

I'm under the impression it's because idiots sold their land to the gov a while back. Or the enheritors of the land didn't want it/know what it's worth, and got rid of it for cheap. I have some old family land I still happily own, and may raise some animals eventually on my 20 acre stretch.

The last digit of your post is your Waifu's lewdness rating out of 10.
A 0 counts as a 10.
If the rating seems too high or too low, try to prove me wrong with evidence.

its just her thing she has a good personality

Fuck it, lets go

Doll

Penny Roll!

best girl

>cappuccino
>not cold coffee
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG

I want to go 100% blind and avoid all gameplay at any cost so far I did so but I read updates and tech stuff about it

Rollin

3 get

post noods

This number is all wrong.Does this look lewd to you?