>Soy yo
>soy un turista en Barcelona, España
>Compre Heroina de un camllo rumano
>inyecto en mis vienas
>De repente un policia musculado me detiene en la calle
>Muchacho pareces extraño, vamos a la estación
>El policia me parra por possesion de heroina
>muchacho os vamos a castigar, aunque se puede evitar
>como
>Folla mi culo policiero con tu twink cock, quiero ser tu puta
Soy yo
Jonathan Anderson
Landon Allen
Sorry, I dont speak italian
Parker Howard
It's Mexican
Chase Scott
Sorry, I don't speak russian
Asher Phillips
Sorry, I don't speak Senegalese
Oliver Moore
Menos mal que to te detuvieron los GEO de la policia nacional
Bentley Diaz
Arriba votado mi querido anonimo
Easton Brown
Whatever, but I'll take a breakfast burrito with chorizo and eggs, add potatoes and cheese and I will have a medium horchata with that too.
Brayden Ross
Kek
Jonathan Morales
Gracias, mi lindo español
Bentley Collins
...
Parker Reyes
...
Isaiah Myers
bump
James Clark
Aprendan a hablar español hijos de puta.
Isaiah Green
Que tal de que aprendas ingles joto estupido
Jack Watson
Putos sudaquillas, estais hechos unos betas, panda de mamones
Michael Thomas
Otro hilo que se va al carajo.
Ian Cook
Ahora si estamos hablando el mismo idioma, mi querido camarada.
Luke Scott
Siempre los Sudakas,entrando a todo lo que se hable de España...como no se habla de sus mierdas de paises...acomplejados
Oliver Roberts
Its Spanish of Spain.
Justin Thompson
Sabes escribir, hijo puta?
William James
Tampoco hace falta que te emociones, amigo
Henry Young
Quieres chupar mi polla, hijo puta?
Carter Phillips
This is now a spanish gay meeting thread
Gavin Smith
Colombiano aquí, manoletes hijos de su gran puta madre. Vayan a ser cuckeados mejor.
Liam Robinson
Finally! My years of spanish courses have paid off. I understand that this dude got arrested for possession of heroin and then got molested by an officer.
Ryan Reed
AY CARAMBA
Josiah Edwards
>cuckeados
¿Cambias vuestra coca por americanadas ahora?
Owen Cox
>got molested by an officer
tu español es malo
Kevin Gutierrez
>forced himself upon the muscular officer
same shit
Christopher Powell
Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones. Y yo quiero un hamburgesa con queso duespues de nos visite la biblioteca.
hows my spanish guys pls r8
Dominic Bailey
No, in the second case your ass remains intact.
Thomas Adams
6/10
Practica el vocabulario y las conjugaciones.
Zachary Ross
check'em
also guys, your spanish is horrible
Blake Perez
Lo me confudido
(it confuses me?) fuck I suck at conjugation. Eso es el parte mas dificil comprender espanol.
Austin Wilson
Me confunde.
Keep trying user. I understood everything, you just need some corrections.
Jacob Hill
Es suficiente sobrevivir en un pais que habla espanol. Es muy malo pero es algo.
yo se pero no tomo clases de espanol porque me gradué universidad. Necesito rosetta stone o algo
Sebastian Collins
And what prise can you offer me for speaking perfect Spanish?
Easton Hernandez
nigga stop pretending you're me
Jack Richardson
Search "interpals"
Thank me later!
Anthony Myers
All i see here is build wall.
Carter Rogers
Muchos gracias hombre. Intentaré aprender
Robert Rogers
>interpals
Meh
Brandon Long
Go back to mexico
Colton Smith
So I made an account but its kinda creepy. Is there a group chat function? Or is it all private messages?
Connor Myers
>private messages?
this
Lincoln Russell
Sorry, i dont speak eurospic
Cameron Gonzalez
白島区高増取る膜真嘉比スチマクタ白湯のルク
Jack Ramirez
逆らっさかは沙汰な！
Charles Reed
>eurospic
It's called Castilian.
Zachary Roberts
>me parra
Que asco con el honda vital
Jeremiah Wright
Spain is not white
youtube.com
Kevin Evans
Who cares if Spain is white or not, when it's so gergeous
Nolan Cooper
Spaniards have the same blood than Moroccans and other Africans
Spain belongs to Africa
Jonathan Rivera
>gergous
????
Jacob Sullivan
And France belong to Germany.
Logan Morris
gorgeous
Easton Ross
Ur a faggot
Dominic Butler
...
Lucas Martinez
Este hilo otra vez?
Henry Torres
Spaniards are Goth, Iberian, Celt, Roman and Moor rapebabies, they look neither like Nordic people nor like Arabs, but they're hot as fuck
Caleb Miller
SPANIRaD VS SUDAKA
Gabriel Smith
...
Ayden Sullivan
i dont think anybody says they are
Blake Gutierrez
GITANOS...SUBNORMAL...ESTÁN POR TODA EUROPA
Landon Richardson
either you are a spaniard yourself, and lying
or you've never been to Spain
This is how the average Spaniard looks like
Jose Robinson
...
Jayden Martinez
...
Jayden Scott
>either you are a spaniard yourself, and lying
sudaca, por favor
Lucas Brown
Spaniards have Berber blood, they're nor European nor white
Aiden Cox
...
Jason Turner
No, la parte mas dificil es el vocabulario. Tememos palabras para cualquier mierda.
But, ur spanish its good enough
Caleb Sanchez
>gorgeous
Jordan Walker
It has all the pros of the the Western Europe and lacks its cons
Justin Collins
you're still inbred apes with unibrows and low IQ
Ethan Stewart
that's me, but less hairy and not fat as NA men
Gavin Peterson
Why is Spain so gay?
Benjamin Perry
>Spaniards genocided Amerindians, not Englishmen
That's what they tell American children at school
Adrian Thomas
El alma de Andalucía y los españoles queridos de García Lorca.
Jonathan Ross
In a world map of human skin colour Spain is shown as dark as Northern Africans and Mexicans
Noah Wood
>Australia and New Zealand darker than Turkey and China
Nice map, kek
Bentley Nelson
it referes to the indigenous population, illiterate faggot
Hudson Wilson
You base your conclusion on a chomolithograph from the nineteenth century? Yeah, that makes sense.
What about the millennia of Greek and Roman presence along the entire eastern coast? The isolated Basques? The Celts in the northwest?
Grayson Hernandez
>a la estación
>El policia me parra por possesion
>muchacho os vamos a castigar
¡Claro que hablas el puro castellano como si fuera tu lenga materna!
Thomas Sanchez
The Celts in the northwest are but a myth, compare your average Galician with a Scotsman, an Irishman or any real Celt. You're short, stocky and dark, those are not celtic features.
Bentley Murphy
Is that what you derive from your map?
Then you had better work on your critical-thinking skills.
Luke Walker
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
The highest frequency of haplotype 5 at the Y-chromosome-specific DNA polymorphism (p49/TaqI) (68.9%) was previously observed in Berbers from Morocco, and it has been established that this haplotype is a characteristic Berber haplotype in North Africa. The relative frequencies of haplotype 5 distribution show a geographical gradient of decreasing frequency according to latitude in Iberia: 40.8% in Andalusia, 36.2% in Portugal, 12.1% in Catalonia, and 11.3% in the Basque Country
Ayden Ross
The Firbolg were the mythical Irish Celts. They were chased into earthwork fortifications when the Tuatha de Danaan arrived from the northern sea. This is the origin of the leprechauns.
As any self-respecting leprechaun should be, the Firbolg were short, dark, and stocky. The Tuatha de Danaan were tall and fair. Both genotypes are present in Ireland today but simpleminded MuriKKKans with surnames beginning in O and Mac like to think the Irish are all red-headed and tall.
Another way to trace the dispersal of the Celts is to look for the presence of bagpipes in the folk music.
Thomas Watson
>indigenous population in Africa is whiter than Italy and Portugal
Carson Cook
>Another way to trace the dispersal of the Celts is to look for the presence of bagpipes in the folk music
There are bagpipes in Albania and Bulgaria, (the gaida), the Cretan askomandoura, the Armenian parkapzuk, the Greek tsampouna... are those countries also Celtic?
Jaxon Hughes
map is from the Encyclopaedia Britannica, google it, but of course you know better, dark boy
Samuel Bailey
That abstract is much more credible than is the map above. The Moorish Invasion entered Spain from Dar es-Maghreb and made its home in Andalucía. One would expect a correlation in the prevalence of the 'Berber gene' and Arabic place-names, which that map does not show.
Sebastian Williams
>if Encyclopedia Britannica says nigs are whiter than Italians, then it's true
Ethan Anderson
I have read two theories on the origin of the Celts. One holds they came from near Goa, in India; the other, that they came from the canton of St Gall, in Switzerland. That first theory postulated that the pattern of bagpipe-playing cultures reveals the route taken by the Celts in their wanderings.
This theory was first advanced back when science was still known as philology, so it would be nice if we could bring modern anthropology and genetics to bear on it. Meanwhile, we can enjoy its mild romanticism.
Jack Myers
Tu español estar muy roto.
En el imperio español no se ponía el sol.
Los españoles hemos violado mujeres de todos los países.
Alexander Morris
aside from being a nigger you're discromatopsic, show me where in that fucking map is Italy darker than Africa, faggot
Easton Robinson
>Albania and Bulgaria, (the gaida)
That's interesting. The Galician bagpipes is called the gaita. DRAE (Spanish equivalent of OED) says the etymology is uncertain but suggests a proto-Germanic word for 'goat'.
Ian Price
El nivel de homosexualidad en esta publicación supera los límites, me voy a la mierda
Henry Carter
>me voy a la mierda
>I'm going to fuck
Eres juguetón
Isaac Phillips
El Google traductor es fuerte en ti