ITT: we all work in the twin towers on September 11, 2001

ITT: we all work in the twin towers on September 11, 2001

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Geronimooooooooooooooo

You know. I better spend my money on a nice breakfast on the 101st floor. Let me climb 99 stories from my desk on the 2nd floor. What could go wrong?

Hey Bob, did you read the article about businessmen demolishing their own properties to collect crazy amounts of insurance money...

finally finished that Peterson report. Just in time!!!

I think I'll head to the roof for a morning prework joint. Nothing like looking at that clear blue sky and smokin muh weed.

Lets order two large plain pizzas for both towers

I'm in, let those suckers downstair enjoy their stupid view on that stupid deli accros the street!
And while we're talking, I've seen this super cool documentary on islam. Did you know that they are actually a religion of peace and understanding?

I can't wait to go home tonight and spend the evening with the kids. Finally it can be us three for once!

Dubs leave office before plane crash because gf/wive called you.
Trips leave office because he won 1 billion dollars before plane crash
Quad turns into super saiyan and save all from plane crash

I'm gonna go fap in the basement.

GUYS GUYS MY FRIEND AKHIM JUST CALLED, HE JUST HIJACKED A PLANE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAHA

you guys wanna order some pizza?

HELP I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET NOO

John, i wanted to tell you earlier, but as you know, I'm leaving this job tomorrow.
I've been sleeping with your wife...
Your kid watched us a few times

Guys, come check out this Google earth flight simulator, I'm totally gonna fly past the towers!

Jeez user. That plane sure is flying low...

I going to kill myself tonight... man Im so depressed. I wish this tower would fall right now and kill us all.

maybe we can get two large plains?

Marmite how could you!

I think I'll go out for lunch... early.

First time working above the 50th floor? Don't worry, the anxiety will pass.

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We are safe jet fuel can't melt steal beam

I... I fingered your daughter too...

**SPOILER ALERT**

We're all gonna die via plane penetration into this buildings.

yeah. It's not like it's gonna land on a building or something like that it's probably a david Copperfield trick or whatever.

I heard dominos delivers by plane now. who is up for a pizza party

Our savior

Cant see the planes anyways , because I'm fucking your wife in the restroom

Sent to all

Guys I made a secret message l ol

-greg

Why are there some Jewish looking guys dancing on the top of that van across the river?

It's reassuring to know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Oy vey...
guys my stomach feels like another shoah today...
...I think I will just leave today...
Have a...
...nice...
day goyims...

anyway even if it crashed in here, I'd totally jump on it and land on my feet I mean come on it's not that high

Haha greg have this picture

Hey guys I'm going out for a smoke break, anyone want to join me?

Hey boss, I'm calling in work off today, I'm hungover from last night, sorry.

-Bill

right behind you.

It is a bird?
It is a plane?
No it's à plane

Yeah. ASAP!!

You know what? I quit! Fuck all of you I hope you all die

TIME TRANSITION

*plane hits the first tower, we're all above the plane and cant get down through elevators or stairs*

Go

If Germany isn't a rollover spineless jellyfish nation of cowards bending over to Arabs and Muslims, may God strike me down!

Hey Smith, stop fucking hogging the Xerox machine.

hang on everyone, let's have the meeting on 90th floor now so we can have all the time we want to smoke in peace later!

Good thing I'm eating breakfast on the 101st floor of the 2nd tower

KEK

>work in the twin towers

Not me, I am on my break, playing a nice game of Tetris.

Fuck that! I need my break now.

hey guys don't you just fucking hate the lines at the airports?

Fuck! I should have gone with that guy for a smoke.

Wow, can't wait for this day to be over. Looking out for this 3-week break with the wife and kids after working 7 years nonstop. It's almost like you won't do anything else until the day you die.

thinking about smugling some weed tomorow at the airport, security is so shitty you can do pretty much whatever you want.

All I'm gonna be thinking about is a smoke during the meeting, let us go first then we will be ready.

I can totally jump from the roof top

HI WORSHIPPERS I JUST GOT A JOB HOW ARE Y'ALL DOIN?

>I'm sorry Larry Silverstein is not in the office today.
>Yes, his children work here too, but they are not in the office today either.
>No, I cannot comment on the multi-billion dollar insurance policy he took out on the towers in July.

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Fuck this job. I guess it true when everyone said you will be working here till you die.

Is it a bird?
Is it Superman?
No it's a plane

Smoking first.

Fuck my life, fuck my boss, fuck this job
I hope a fucking plane crashes into this building no joke

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Work is so boring! Someone just crash a plane into this building, I can't take it anymore!

Guys, there is a chute in here.
Hang on my feet, it could actually work.

GUYS WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT "BRING YOUR CHILDREN AT WORK DAY"??

Another day in the life.

Hey Justin! I've been reading a lot about Islam, it seems like the perfect religion of peace, I'm even thinking about converting to it, what do you think?

well me and my five children I've brought here by mistake all agree. Can't see anything bad they'd do. Especially to us, I mean they love USA right kids?

nice quads

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The view is blocked by the other tower. Why can't someone just destroy it?

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Kek

sure is getting hot in here

whats all that smoke?

Oh hell, another fire drill? Fuck that, I'm not going anywhere... if I leave I'll never finish the WENUS report...

Boss!
This guy has dubs!

Idiot!! Didn't you feel the plane crash into the building?

Just taking a shit here.

ATTENTION all drones

go back to work and repeat after me

I am free , i am free

DHUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHH

I wanna die because im a fucking nigger

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

I'm out of the office atm taking my break

Down the block getting a hot.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THA5

Come on man, we have fire drills for a reason. its good practice to get to safety if anything where to happen.

Oh shit I forgot the report at home!! BRB boss!

"loud screams from no where"

ALLAH AKBAR!!! From the 5th shitaki dynasty
infedels!!!

Bathe me in virgins

in a month, *worked

I quit, faggots. Yeah fuck you all. You can kiss my ass.


What's that noise?

You better fucking hurry, this report is for president bush and he will kill me if he doesn't get it on time.

Where's Goldstein and Horowitz? Did those a holes skip off today?

Think I'll take an early lunch today

I'M GONNA CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

Another fire alarm? Well, I'll just finish masturbating to gore threads and bombings and then go see what all this commotion is all about

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Argh!! I can't believe I just spilled coffee on my new suit. I'm totally going to be late for this job interview. Sheesh, could today get any worse?!

hey guys check out this video on Sup Forums of people being blown up hahaha

I heard Bush wants to go to war with some Middle East country...why would we do that?

I told my friend on the phone who works in the North tower to jump and he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahaha

>walks into work
>thinks "wow I love Muslims"
>I hope my Muslim friends visit me at work today!
>knock knock here's the Muslims!

Kek. You know that happened to someone that morning.