/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

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Why are IDs even gone?

We dead now.
Destiny a shit.
Play this faggot to find out that the dlc is the rest of the game.

Fucking Bungie.

Yo
So did johnny die on those shrooms?

O shi
What I miss?

Rip that shit

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>no bf

Good night lil nigga, RIP Johnny.

Anyone else amped for ffxv?

Dunedin here, line out the door at Velvet burger for their two for one deal. Wasnt that impressed when I was there.


ate my fill of hotdogs.

886

Where the Victoria Ransom nudes at?

Look like a bunch of faggot hunting pokemon

Nah, just a bunch of twats who blocked the side walk and wouldn't move until you asked. It was quieter when i walked back through there, but still a line waiting inside to order.

velvet burger us mean, be quiet

Was from wayyyy back when a bunch of us faggots met in chch.
I didn't hang around that night and haven't been on here in ages to ask what happened is all.

To sum up:
>meet randoms from Sup Forums/nzcam
>chill
>drink some, smoke some
>go on late night mushy hunt
>they actually find a little bit to my surprise
>one ate them when we got back to wherever we were whilst the other person keen waited to see if they were legit or would fuck up his organs

this country has always been cucked

He ded now

Oh, thought something had happened recently. Nobody died, pretty sure they were junk.

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Kingdlaive nigga.
Shit gonna be hundo

Ew

Anywhere to get State Express 555's in NZ? Import tax is a bitch.

Theyre the kind of burgers you can easily make at home.

Getting drunk watching nasa live stream.

This is future shit bruhs.

What you drinking?
Getting drunk and listening to sad songs here

What are those nerds up to this time?

Because drinking is lit bruh

You clearly are lit, bruh
W H A T you drinking?

Just shots of the earth g.

You sad about some shit?

Beersies

dunners checking in.

>not drinking strawberry sherbet fanta

get with it senpai

sup

What should I write for my tinder bio?

No hymen no diamond

Same shit, different day

these threads are shit now

Dick size, don't kid yourself that anyone gives a fuck about personality. Feel free to exaggerate, they're not gonna measure, but don't go over the top. An extra inch is about the limit.

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hidden and reported

I only match with fat bitches and mothers on tinder.
Y they do dis?

>tfw too young to fight in a giant mech suit in space

why do I dream of things that will never come to be.

No, user. Y don't you do them?

dont swipe right on every person then get shitty you match with people you dont like you absolute fuckwit. have some self respect.

Just fuck them.

eating hells pizza, smokin durrys and waiting for a torrent to finish. dunners off the hook yet again

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Quality evening desu

But if you don't swipe everyone how do you know if you match?

Whatcha torrenting?

but do they at least have feminine penises?

I did the majority of that this evening. No computer though.

off the deep end mate, next youll be smoking two durrys at once.

How do get gud tinder matches?
Be shredded and have shirt off in pic?
But a tasteful one? Like a beach so it's not just a pic of being shirtless like a d bag.

Off the deep end would be chucking cigs on the pizza
Tobacco stuffed crust when?

Take a pic of those devil trips and bitches will be all over you

Yeah that'll probably work.

bastille day, want to see the new james bond (he may have to dye his skin blond)

thats thinking like a champ that is

not as off the rails as me, drinking fanta and reading manga. #hardbenelife

Dank meme gang
Multiple gets makes the bitches wet

Fanta shit.

You're fucked, mate. Get help.

this post is a perfect example of how cucked this country is

Who even needs females when vr porn and flesh lights are a thing now.

That's hard shit, game respect game.

I dunno mate, this strawberry sherbet is pretty mint. Not as nice as the grape calpis I had the other day.

But I want to keep reading my guro loli murder frenzy.

>guro loli murder frenzy
Christ alive, you really do need help

Grape cowpiss more like.

Eurobeat intensifies.
Should I buy a Toyota civic and vtec it?

Almost got quads.

look its no manhorse rape but it does have a murderous bloodlusting trap fuck a cake so its up there.

yeah, thats why the japs changed the name for their western labels to caplico.

Buy a Honda Corolla and connect the battery terminals for mad VTECs

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fuck off

elaborate?

The night is so cold and lonely.

>tfw no one for cuddles

I am one with the night.

Where are ya? Can provide heat. Heat and meat.

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man the fuck up fgt

Newmarketbro here, wats up you fucking scumbags

Are you a virg?

scorp, bro

Bored

the problem with /nzg/ threads in general is that they're mainly just regurgitated unfunny shit. kinda like injokes that weren't that fucking interesting to begin with.

IDbro, Tala Morgana, et al, ad nauseum

then a bunch of random fucktards asking each other if they know Sharon or Alison from their local area.

nobody brings the oc. fuckwits are lazy

no one likes IDbro tho

this thread will never reach 300

yeah, I don't know if it's laziness or what. I have this theory that it's like they're just feeling patriotic whever they see a fucking NZ flag on Sup Forums but then they don't know what to say because they haven't lurked here long enough.

No motivation to drink anymore.
Growing up finally

what happened to our proud heritage?

Fuck u I do
No balls

contributing some milf pussy I banged last night

i love a good game of bum sniffs

How fat are you.