Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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You are all cancer

I don't just swing one way. I can swing both ways.

>implying she wouldn't wait for you to fall asleep

let's get you paranoid.

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Gardey claimed
But getting paranoid is part of the fun!

Is me want manga again pls Rec some guys I cant do anything else here with my shit connection

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t e a

alright
how about visual novels, if you consider those games at all?

hello happy friend
how do you do

the world god only knows

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GOD DAMNIT!

I always think ima get it.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

I'll throw it on the list
After the boat one :^)
>t e a
Yes?

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Says the one who saved a shit load of that guy to his comp

that seems like the best way.
i like swinging tbh
hey akame

>Any semi auto 7.62x54r
Fun, but I wouldn't trust the reliability of a rimmed round in a drum tbh.

Sounds awful. Isn't the boat one super long?

This guy>your shitty waifu

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i dont know it makes me bad paranoid especially late at night or when i shower or something
i think i dont really want to read you know. i want something with more gameplay.

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Claim~
Hell I wouldn't doubt it.
>A nice thing is that as long as shes known me, I've always been asleep by 10pm
>Except since I've moved here
>Lotta free time, lots of gaming
>She might slip up, I can only hope
I wanna get a German Shepherd for a guard dog, it would make me less paranoid.
Yeah, if I ever get an LMG I wanna get a SAW.
Those things are badass.

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Paranoid? HE'S INSIDE YOUR SHOWER. RUB FAGGOT QUEER BITCH. RUN.

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Ay

CLAIMED

That 3DPD fat garbage piece of shit is worse than a nigger eating a dog in a dumpster.

Mako claimed

is tea a meme i am unaware of?

you can post images on Sup Forums without saving them on your computer, you know

yeah that makes sense, thats why most people don't consider VN actual games
you could always give touhou another shot, that's what i do when im dead bored

Niggin' it up

You've got more pics of him than I've got of Galil, god damn.
BAR=PKM>M60>SAW>RPD tbh fam.

I know but he didn't deny that he saved them

Eh, I usually on't get too paranoid because most of the crimes occur due to someone doing something stupid like exploring the mountains alone while intoxicated. So as long as I stay logical, I don't get too afraid.

ok
yeah i guess running into a brick wall isnt that bad

well, as long as you don't mind gay sex and dumb faggotry jokes by little children and conservative people... it is pretty okay

I'm not good with dogs, but I think a dog either way is a good thing since those fuckers bark.
>I'm sure she'd silence the dog too though

hi tsun

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Reporting for duty!

>Tfw you didn't fap the previous night but your balls hurt like fucking hell for at least an hour when you wake up.

I do have all of these saved. I've used this folder for personal use, too.

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Just look at this. Doesn't it make you thirsty for that fat, short cock?

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its mostly me sitting alone in the dark thinking about the drugged up guy that cut his wife into pieces in his bathtub and then threw her bones into a creek that get me going.

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Only 12 episodes with a movie coming out sometime soon.
Rewrite is already longer.
Kindof, dont know if anyone got it.

Daddy's about to take me to the woodshed.

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Pic related it's OP

there's over 20 touhou games, if you're stuck on one you can always give another one a shot

that is almost depressing

i didn't, can you explain?

>I'm not well versed enough in LMG culture
I usually stick to rifles and pistols, things I can own inexpensively.
>It would cost a bit of money to get a full auto license
>But it would only take me a month max.
I wanna fire an LMG full auto at least once in my life though.
Yeah, its an alarm system.
>Though I would feel incredibly bad for using a dog like that
>At least I would be saved when he starts borkin.
My room is perfect for a holdout because the window is too noisy for stealth, and there is only one door in.
>I just hope she doesn't figure out where I'm working and decide to just get me there
>I'd have to commandeer a resource officer's weapons.
>Break into his car and get that shotgun yo.

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Ah, the thought of the long, hard, hot log of shit that's about to come out of that sweet ass gives me the hardest boner

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oh... so police in america really does carry shotguns? What's the reason for that?

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Yup... that does creep me out occasionally.

Does no one know any good manga? I've nothing else to do in this fucking car with the signal I have......
>send help niggers

To shoot waifu claiming faggots

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Blacks

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>Don't mind gay sex
Now that's where I have a problem
I'm really in doubt tbh but I don't feel like thinking about it atm
How are you feeling dude?

Mostly because everyone here is armed
>Most cops have a shotgun and an AR type rifle in their car
If a cop gets in a shootout with one of the notorious gangs we have floating around, they need to be prepared.
>This quite frankly.

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i have decided on audiosurf. but i will try to remember that next time.
yeah i dont want to be murdered gardevoir
try reading Berserk if you havent. ought to keep you busy for a while

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Lol there's only like 3 waifu people in this thread talking to each other.

You silly niggers think you can stop this gay nigger shit?
You can't stop shit!~

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>That ketchup bottle in the background
>He's using a Mac as well
What the hell
Go to Knob Creek m8
They keep a shotgun and an AR in their car but only carry the pistol unless something's happening.
Shitpost.
Its not gay if the balls dont touch and you say no homo at least once during it and after.

well good for me then

>don't feel like thinking atm
Well, that's okay every once in a while

oh... oh, I get it.
This is fucked up
well at least for me as a eurofag

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Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here

Yuuko out of fucking nowhere

Neither do I... *shudder*

The following series of images turns me on so much, I can barely contain myself when I see them

WHY. Why can't this be me he's sucking off. This world is a cruel place.

Knob Creek. Sounds rad.
>sounds kinda gay
I've rarely heard of them using them unless its a huge gang thing though.
>Like a bunch of LK's out in the streets trying to lynch white people
>or some Crips and Bloods going at it.
>Good opportunity to thin them out tbh.

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Hnnng.

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had a rather shit day but nothing out of the ordinary. how are you?

Mugi i love you

Alright, this is a bit too kinky for me.

we could murder each other a little bit to build up an immunity if you like