Cringe thread, patrician-tier
Cringe thread, patrician-tier
Kevin Rodriguez
Ayden Phillips
Matthew Miller
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Caleb Evans
whoa
Kayden Sullivan
the guy is not nearly as cringeworthy as the existence of this genre of total non-games where you buy gold coins to click on buttons to watch progress meters fill so that you can buy more faggot fairy dust with which you can buy more progress bars that require more gold coins to click on...
Nathaniel Thomas
Kek
Andrew Smith
please brace before reading this
Jacob Nguyen
Holy fuck I hope this is fake
Nolan Williams
this my friends, is why Hitler
John Gutierrez
I remember reading this for the first time. It's just angsty-teenage bullshit
Isaac Hernandez
Fake and gay
Christian Bell
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Leo Young
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Nathaniel Watson
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Grayson Torres
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Blake Mitchell
I have a bad feeling this is real.
Robert Howard
I wonder if she sees the irony of writing that on an iphone.
Caleb Peterson
threadly reminder that that was a joke
Henry Hill
Tell me this is fake, please.
Jeremiah Hall
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Aaron Powell
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Connor Brooks
Nathaniel James
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Nicholas Hill
>genderqueer non-binary friend
it's written out so casual
Aaron Perez
>this post
Cooper Davis
there's no fucking way this is real
Ryan Bailey
bump
Leo James
Here's Hitler to clean your eyes and ears.
youtube.com
Tyler Powell
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Zachary Morales
That guy better be careful, he might cut himself on that edge.
Brody Parker
It's not satire. This is the life you people chose.
Michael Sanchez
youtube.com
UH OH FUCKING KAMIL IS IN THE HOUSE
Jacob Powell
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Wyatt Ramirez
does anyone have a time machine?
Jason Nguyen
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Ayden Long
so it's not real?
Elijah Price
>proud of quitting Uni
good luck being a coffee shop master with no BA
Xavier Cooper
I did, but I accidentally pressed pause on the remote and now it's stuck in a moment of time in the past.
Jordan Cook
The dead wife rumour came from reddit and should be disregarded.
Leo Thomas
Sad af tbqh. Just imagine him making those, looking at them, trying to will them into real memories.
Aaron Sanchez
>implying she wouldn't have ended up a coffee shop master even if she finished
Noah Gutierrez
Jesus Christ I've seen some sad cunts but this? Fucking hell man. Doesn't he even think of the possibility that someone will see through it or reverse image search?
Christopher Diaz
I was going to make a sarcastic "she" comment. Bht then I realised I geuninly cannot tell what that thing is.
Liam Wood
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Jason Campbell
Sick meme dude
Angel Brooks
nigga i'm autistic and i can tell this is fake. are you faggots all savants or something?
Noah Cruz
Welcome to the post cookie clicker world.
Eli Russell
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Joshua Young
Can't be real
Ayden Scott
Pizza + rice, cause carbs is exactly what you need.
Alexander Lopez
>Live authentic
KEK
Asher Johnson
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Carson Jenkins
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Carter King
Re: Zero is shit too
Hudson Williams
She's a slave alright, a slave to her hefty gainz
Carter Clark
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Julian Rogers
fag
Joseph Martinez
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Samuel Ortiz
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Carson Bailey
I find the OP pic to be arousing
Do I need help?
Kayden Miller
No you need to end your genetic line.
Anthony Lopez
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Gavin Gonzalez
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Alexander Lee
PROTIP: If you think her reply is bitchy you are a beta faggot.
Julian Hughes
l o s t
Austin Harris
her reply is bitchy.
dude poured his heart out to the ungrateful cunt and she couldn't have given two fucks less
Brayden Peterson
what a bitch
Isaiah Edwards
>dude poured his heart out
And that's what an alpha male with options would do is it?
Colton Green
ur not srs rite
Andrew Barnes
Beta cuck found
Jack Sullivan
In all honesty a decent human being would reply with more than "tnx", even though the wall of text tipped the beta scale so far up that even I feel like alpha reading it.
Sebastian Rogers
you stupid faggots have never been in love.
hows puberty treating you?
Brandon Thomas
were you born a pussy?
Aaron Kelly
just the edge on this one
Logan Jones
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Jaxson Moore
>you stupid faggots have never been in the friendzone
Christopher Walker
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Dominic Ortiz
I fucking saw but didn't want to read. fucking fagget
Mason Price
>Has pubescent feelings
>Calls others pubescent for not thinking anyone owes them anything
good b8
Sebastian Phillips
Kys
Thomas Jackson
This is the guy that raped his kid brother right?
Justin Murphy
I'm glad I am not the only one.
Thomas Parker
sonofabitch
Dominic Murphy
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Tyler Reyes
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Lucas Phillips
SONICS FEET AREN'T BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin Barnes
Sonic isn't real.
Jacob Rivera
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Hunter Wright
It's real, but it's a joke
David Hill
if only i was sober so i could read this
Henry Perez
this is about as gay as the "we grew up online" bullshit.
Andrew Diaz
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Julian Roberts
Track down OP and mace him. Do it! Do it now! Fight for the fucking cause!!!
Kayden Turner
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Chase Clark
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Logan Williams
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Anthony Jones
i"ll ressurect hitler. anyone with me?
Adam Harris
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Dominic Hall
tinychat com/ogcapitalistarmy
this is maximum cringe
Benjamin Cook
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