Let's make a sandwich. Please, no mayo.
Let's make a sandwich. Please, no mayo
add mayo
Moar mayo
God I hate you so much.
Did someone say mayo?
God isn't making a sandwich, user is and user is making a mayo sandwich.
Deal with it.
>inb4 someone cums on a slice of bread and uploads pic
R34 that shit!
SANDWICH PORN!!!!!
I'm not going to waste the bread tho. Any takers? We may have a new fetish, if it isn't already.
>if it isn't already
It always is.
Add Strawberry jam and bacon
Add a double extra amount of mayo.
My dad used to make miracle whip sandwiches
Also add a middle slice of bread with mayo on both sides.
Ketchup
Mustard
Pickle
Onion
Tomato
Lettuce
MAYO
I'm gonna need a tub of Miracle Whip on the side please.
+1 slice of fermented tofu
Why do all you fuckers always slather it onto the bread? This is just wrong.
southernfag here
this is all you need
along with mayo and mustard
Because that tasty ass white stuff feels so good as a glob of it slides down my throat.
Also, I wanna include a used tampon, for iron.
Not mayo
Isn't it possible to accomplish that while having generously applied it in between the meat and cheese or in between the lettuce and tomato and meat?
Why can't we just get along?
ALL THE NUTELLA!!!
It's just not the same. You really need to have about an inch think layer of mayo to appreciate it, else you are doing an injustice to mayo farmers everywhere.
absolute madman
thats man mayo you dumb fuck. also dubs noticed.