Be french

>be french
>colonise a desert

>South british Cameroons
>French

Awful colonies waste of space

>be american
>spend billions of dollars to colonize a oxygenless desert

>be fremch
>unironically believe americans care about small deserts

At least there's no niggers on the moon.

Have you checked the dark side of the moon?

there's a reason they call it the dark side

kek

if there's a dark side, how come no one's ever seen it?

it's ours actually

yej

What if there was invisible aliens just as bad as blacks? :^)

Why did France get all the worst places. Even the good colonies they had they sold for for a measly amount

Too good for this world

Its kinda funny how the most successful African Countries were former British Colonies

>Kenya
>Botswana
>South Africa
>Nigeria
>Ghana
>Egypt

Because they were competing with the British Empire. It was practically a non contest

>its kinda funny how different countries colonize differently since they dont share different interests and goals at all mmmh makes me think im gonna start implying something racist because im an extremely sumb american mmh
Also
>Nigeria
>Ghana
>successful

>Ghana
is decent compare to the other West Africa country.

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Atleast there's Quebec..

Literally British leftovers.

who , me?

>tfw we could have qt Latinas like Spain had
>but no, fucking muslim North Africa and West Africa