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fertile slovakia

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Dobré ráno
Was just about to create the thread

daily reminder that kots are our secret masters and should be treated with the respect they deserve

also good morning

Dobry dzien

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>tfw no cigány bf

>girl asks me why i wear glasses
>so i could see pretty girls better *smiles*

Was it autistic or good?

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A-are you a girl?

Y-yes? :3
I'm also a Gárda member so I want all you filthy clay grabbing slovak fucks to die.

Post hand i will let you take my clay

>at work yesterday
>nothing to do
>today
>so much work I'll probably be here till evening
whew

Probably good, don't overthink it man. I don't think she will even think about it afterwards, her ears probably got what they wanted to hear (pretty girl) and that's probably the only thing she took from it.

I hate unbalanced working days
Couple of days I always finish everything with 2+ hours left and other days I come home with headache because of constant staring at the screen and pressure to do everything faster.

I wish I was Czech instead of a dirty hohol. At least then my passport wouldn't be useless.

Why is Slovakia so fertile?

>at work
>done 3 beers already
>watching american ninja on the projector
whew

youtube.com/watch?v=atPVtPmdQow

wtf I hate England now

Aaa, Majkl Dudikov!
To je film mojego dětstva. Čęsto go jesm ględel, ibo to byl jedin iz nemnogih filmov, koj imal na VHS kasetě.

Lot of cute girls and BIG DICK VAKS concentrated on small place

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Do you feed tits at home?
I started leaving sunflower seeds on the windowsill and now that they've gotten used to it, I cannot stop.
It is a vicious circle.

Why not +friends? Am i not welcome anymore?

>magyars marked with yellow

And yes, hun girls enjoy good tot dicking just as much

don't be so needy institutionalized-kun

love is in the air in Felvidék

I could use some aswell

Why would anyone enjoy small dicks?

>self reported

Okay, senpai

we are evil racists you dont want friends like us

Then slovaks have inferiority complex

I tought /v4/ is nice thread?

We are just being honest

I don't think anyone's even made a credible country-wide benis measurement survey.
Like, how would you recruit subjects?
If it's voluntary, obviously only big dick people would volunteer.
I guess if your country has draft and makes penis measurement voluntary as part of the medical exams you could get a sample that isn't distorted, but I haven't heard anyone doing that.

like about the ethnic make-up of """"""""slovaks""""""""? :^)

Strike witches > brave witches

*makes penis measurement mandatory

What do you mean? Huns living here are very nationalistic they would never declare slovak citizenship. But ones who do are gypsies so we dont really know how much bullets will be needed

No it is very rude

Yes

Kots

>not venom emerging from tennis ball.jpg

tell me about Jozin
why does he live in a swamp

He is response of mother nature to people from P*ague

Depends if you are good looking.

reasonable decision desu

Am i?

Yes

mother nature doesn't need a monster to deal with people from Prague
they go to the mountains in their flip flops on their own
like little lemmings

Yes

Maybe

>I wish I was Czech
You don't.

No

It's better than being Hoholistani

i think that being whatever in US is win no matter what

It would be better if I was a US citizen

Why were Czechs so evil

>be inna club with m8s
>meet some grills
>massive sluts
>fugg one of them week later
>talk a bit after that but she's dumb and boring, we have nothing in common
>ignore her messages
>she keeps messaging me sometimes
>few days ago
>feel like shit because I miss my ex that I loved
>turboslut messages again
>I decide to respond to have some vagina to put my benis to
>reply "hey sorry I was busy with school and stuff, how are you?"
>she views the message and doesn't reply
Why did she message me if she doesn't respond?

Maybe she is at work and does not habe time right now to reply?

Getting hang of this reflexive verb thing now, as we have it too

Jis įžeidė - he offended (someone)
Jis įsižeidė - he got offended (himself)

We just put what we call 'dalelytė si' or 'little part si' into the word to denote that the person is the subject of the verb himself.

Similar to how Russians put cя (sya) at the end of their words.
Пётp oбидeл (Pyotr obidel) - Pyotr offended (someone)
Пётp oбидeлcя (Pyotr obidelsya) - Poytr got offended (himself)

I can see the similarity in Polish now:
Piotr się obraził - if that grammar was converted to Russian it would look like Piotr obraziłsię

видим (vidim) - we see
видимcя (vidimsya) - we see each other

líbát - to kiss
líbáme se - we kiss each other
Czech with russified reflexive verb - líbámese/libamsya

This is more unusual and I guess gonna be harder to get used to but it's doable - I'm all game, bring it on.

Pretty autistic post imo

Reminder that Poles and Czechs are just Croats who were too lazy to continue raiding the steppes of Europe.

>mfw according to all our chronicles we came from Croatia

I thought you were pretending to be German?

I wanna be dominated and fucked hard.

Proofs? Croats are Czechs who got lost im the woods and went south

But we raided Rus until 12th century if that counts.

fag

Dunno what are you talking about, we are 100% celts

Post adress

Easy when it's in your back yard. We traveled far far away over the vast plains of Hungary.

user you basically pumped and dumped her
even if she's going to reply, she'll make you wait first
nobody, not even the biggest sluts like to be fucked and then ignored

I am king of v4

>t. Stúr Lajos

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BRAVO, POLAND

>above fucking Hong Kong and Luxemburg

I doubt it.

dead

no

Dzień dobry, how's your day?

Ahoj. Is okay, going to go home in about half hour. Did all the work two hours earlier and even some for coming days so now just chilling on the chair doing nothing.

How is yours?

Been to psych ward, I don't have to work for some time, I'm taking care of my mental health.
Spokojnego dnia

What's wrong with your mental health?

He lives in Poland

I developed paranoid schizophrenia because I smoked tons of weed + it's in my family. No more drugs for me, eh. This is my fourth time in a mental hospital.

That too

I am sorry to hear that, I hope that your mind can recover well from it.

I hope so too, thanks. So what are you anons up to today?

I think I remember you. I really wish you luck.

Thanks, my point was that some people shouldn't touch weed. It can affect your brain like that.

Btw weed is fucking nasty, at least for me. Was paranoid AF from it, I am fortunately not schizophreniac but it worsened my depression.

It used to make me feel relaxed but after a few years I started feeling paranoid. I hope that you will feel better user.

Gonna get home, take shower, eat, then play something for like two hours, and then Skype call until the midnight or a bit later while watching TV serie.

I never tried weed, always wondered how it is.

because if you are away from Facebook so much (in her head) then she is going to pretend to also be busy with stuff to not seem desperate/like a social media addict. I do it all the time desu

Food tastes better, everything feels better, many people can smoke it without a harm but some, like me, prone to mental problems, shouldn't smoke too much, better if not at all.

Weed is great. It just feels good

LSD and ecstasy feels even better

wew
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wat is this

>It used to make me feel relaxed but after a few years I started feeling paranoid
same, I just couldn't enjoy it anymore but getting a break helped for a while

First European city to have its own coat of arms, neat huh?

too much royal shit desu