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/brit/
good post, bud, keep it up
Britain sucks shit and it's poorer than 49 US states
and yet you follow us on he chon
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>follow
Your thread was #1 on page 1
got an irrational hatred of theresa may's face lads. can't stand it. makes me feel a bit sick.
finished watching The Crown lads
now I want to move to 1950s britain and get a sensible english wife
>irrational
cara
Quite glad I live in Australia, how about you?
just realized her name is actually cara
bit strange
don't buy it
literally everyone uses catalogue these days
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>So apparently killer whales hardly ever kill humans anymore, like none caught on footage I dont think
>Jamie try and find a video of these things
>I mean either way these things are fucking nasty, they'll tear you to shreds
>But yeah, people dont realize that they actually used to kill humans at a high rate before WWII
>Yeah Im not fucking kidding you
>Our fighter pilots would use them as fucking target practice in the water
>We ended up slaughtering tons of these things
>Anyway, im not joking around. I think they came together as a species and realized humans are not to be fucked with after WWII
>They are like, holy fuck these things can kill us pretty easily, lets relax
>Dude im not kidding, everyone talks about how smart they are.
>Is it inconceivable to believe they realized that we are a threat, and not to be fucked with?
I live in the Flat Spracklen House building in Duke Place Marlow on the 2nd floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 47 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put moosey on bear death row while recording my morning youtube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video I upload it to my youtube channel. On Facebook I share a direct youtube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and on Twitter a media attachment of me and my guitar. Then I spy on the dentist which I do for 10 minutes while I prepare my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the DPD truck, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>So apparently killer whales hardly ever kill humans anymore, like none caught on footage I dont think
>Jamie try and find a video of these things
>I mean either way these things are fucking nasty, they'll tear you to shreds
>But yeah, people dont realize that they actually used to kill humans at a high rate before WWII
>Yeah Im not fucking kidding you
>Our fighter pilots would use them as fucking target practice in the water
>We ended up slaughtering tons of these things
>Anyway, im not joking around. I think they came together as a species and realized humans are not to be fucked with after WWII
>They are like, holy fuck these things can kill us pretty easily, lets relax
>Dude im not kidding, everyone talks about how smart they are.
>Is it inconceivable to believe they realized that we are a threat, and not to be fucked with?
>But yeah anyway what were you saying about general relativity Mr Hawking?
Remember what Leadsom said about infertile women not having a stake in the future of the country?
and how the media roasted her for it?
>Stealing my post from the last thread
Absolutely fucking shameful man. Just pathetic. No wonder everyone hates you
good post
started using the catalog first
check the archive
love these posts when done right
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uh looks like you stole my post you poser
absolutely deplorable dude
kek. the funny thing about this is he actually has said this
I don't
>>But yeah anyway what were you saying about general relativity Mr Hawking?
Best part. He always goes on his rants when he has legit scientists and engineers on.
I wish there wasn't so much stigma against fur coats.
Look at this majestic thing.
wrongn
italian gf 2017 is a go
gfycat com/LastHoarseBarnswallow
can't remember if I washed my face last night
lol you got fukt anyway epic
wish my gf didnt use this color nail polish
best argument for capitalism
youtu.be
Wtf I didn't know I owned part of Bill's company
i have jacked off 4 times today
your ""g""f has hairy arms
Just look at how beautifully that magenta is brought out.
A BEAUTY BY ANDREAS ATHANASIOU
Had a friend in high-school that listened to Joe Rogan.
And he was literally everything you would imagine of a Joe Rogan fan.
>70030416
>70030414
ah terrible posts, shocking
I don't have a fully fur coat but I have a jacket with a rabbit-fur collar
lots of leather though
leftists give the least amount to charity when compared to conservatives yet they always push for higher and higher taxes to fund more government spending
Need a gf of Irish heritage
wrong
>O'Rourke
>wake up
>still alive
fuck sake when will it end lads
>canadian steals my post trying to pawn it off on his own
>still gets no (You)'s from it while I get multiple
lol no one really does like them
he's FUMING
Little donkey
super joe
okay spend it on lowering crime rates, increasing graduation rates, extending lifespans, improving infrastructure etc.
>thisbrit style of conversation that minimizes (You)s out of spite that leads to disjointed conversations
my friends, my dear friends, let us share the yous freely
*SLBAAAAAAAAAAAAARPRASDLAS*
*PLARB
*plarbrtt*
*plot*
Shitter's full
Bill gates gives more to charity that every conservative in america combined
Wanking over the 5/10 girl from work with the ridiculous body again
Finished and cleaned up a wank not 30 seconds before someone walked through the door
>leftists unironically lefting on brit
want to put my dick in this car so bad
What should I do to replace alcohol on a night out?
It's destroyed my dick
aren't most of his charitable efforts focused outside the United States?
Which flag on /brit/ will have its country collapse first?
WOW
simply amazing the way he put the ball in net
WOOHOO GO TEAM! BEAT THOSE OTHER PEOPLE AT THE GAME SO I FEEL GOOD
mostly sterilising Africans.
youtube.com
the death of /brit/ was sealed once all these yank twats were allowed to post here
You like Huey Louis and the News?
wtf i love bill gates now
>70030611
dont care about dubs. not on Sup Forums
UK
Fun fact: Bill Gates has done more to lower African fertility rates than any other individual on Earth.
youtube.com
>18 year old leftist irishman
hehehoeheheoh
Ah yes a """"documentary"""" about trump on channel 4 tonight. Should give an unbiased and balanced view of things
if I was rich I'd have like a hundred kids
>trying to bury the news by posting it at 3am
Do the Irish mostly watch British TV?
It's fake news
I VOW to wake up before noon tomorrow
woah
God bless
fuck off reddit
sports temporarily make you forget how shit life is
Good post.
I hardly watch TV at all t b h but I would say probably if you take sky into consideration. Difficult to say though
but reddit loves sports
>leaf thinks he'll get (You)'s for his dubs posting
>doesnt
yelling
bless you lads x
I did mean the general population tb͏h
Just wondering, cheers.
DUbs
what are you blathering on about you fat tub of lard
>"I'm a single, working mom"
hmmmm....... the brain is going into overdrive lads
can't even IMAGINE how mad you are rn
Might buy a Patriots Jersey in the advent of a possible superb owl appearance
just had a wank to a video of a chinese girl having a wank
DOubles
>"I'm a single, working mom"
Wow. So brave, honey. Hardest job in the world.
Mad respect.
Does Kev like american football or is it just hockey?
was thinking of bandwagoning them desu since their 1/4 back is Irish
it was predestined
Do not reply to canadians
me and the lads