You're walking with your girl and phelps slaps her ass. What do now?

You're walking with your girl and phelps slaps her ass. What do now?

ask to shake his hand

pull out a gun and shoot him

Get a signature

Give him a medal

Drown the cunt

He's got the reach. It'd be suicide to square up. And detrimental to your character if you won. Best let him get away with it

Ask if he wants to spitroast my bitch and spend the entire time on my knees servicing his hairy, nobby cock and swallowing his jizz, and eating out his hairy asshole

Snap a photo and call TMZ, sell the photo for $1,500 and buy a new gf

Pick up whats left of my gf's ass

Both solid answers

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Challenge him to a 100 beer deathmatch.

As long as we're not in the water, I think I can take him.

Push her out of the way and offer to suck his dick myself.

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Tell him he must be jealous after he skipped leg day.

Ask him how his trunks stay on when he literally has no hips

Slap his ass back

swift judo chop to the throat...fuck up his entire swimming/weed smoking career.

Yes

She legally belongs to him now. Accept my fate and move on with my life.

I always thought what would happen if I did that if I was ever in that position with my grill.

Sad but true

it would stun the perpetrator, leaving him and his balls swaying in the wind lost and confused.

I'm going to do that then. Might even cuff his balls

push him underwater and pull him backwards so his gills fill with water and he drowns

Dump my girlfriend before begging to suck his dick and thank him afterward.

the fuck does reach have to do with anything when you can block or tank his hits?

i swear you stupid lanklets think your stature alone gives you power.

Start looking for her ass three blocks away

call him out for being an autistic pussy then slap his face

Punch him in the fucking face. He can swim but can't fight

slap his ass and suck his dick. That'll show him

say wtf and touch his dick