You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

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I haven't found a woman I actually loved. I've had those "young" loves when I was a teen, but not much else.

I do miss being in love, that burning fire that was once in my heart. Now it usually feels cold, only warmth I get is the love for my family.

Nothing else really matters, we all die alone.

Memes + bitch is scared of vamps

me

Every single female that has ever been attracted to me has been literally bat-shit stalker-tier crazy

Because my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her that I wanted to use for making money. And our core values weren't aligned. She played some games and I just decided not to see her and never spoke to her since.

Let our third anniversary pass without giving a shit.

Women are plentiful. And they are meat.

Because I like Thai hookers, literally go there every year for vacation.

I gave up.
For now.

Next question.

I found out that das wife who lost to me in child custody matter got knocked up again by her boss, who has a wife. And she wants to keep the child.

So I am thinking of going over to her place next week to give her the D. But I won't call her back if she falls back in love with me.

She hates my guts but women love dicks that never call them back.

I'm fat and disgusted with my body. I refuse to even try to get a girlfriend until I'm satisfied with my body first.

You could've just said you're into 14 year old boys

How much does it cost to go there? And the hookers? I really want to go there but worried I'll be wasting my money...

>NO PHOTO
>takes photo
damn son

>NEET
>Live with mom
>Good looking but a slob cus depressed

small town, only ugly bitches, 1 or 2 that fit the mold but are out of my league and/or taken.

Because I'm scared of talking to people. Don't have any friends either. I'm not a virgin out of pure luck.

my only gf emasculated me to the point that she was just using me whenever she was feeling horny. now I've lost all my confidence in myself and I can't get myself to talk to girls with the intention of getting romantic with them. I want a gf, I'm just broken or retarded or something.

Just realized that I am going over to this neighbour's place next week to let her try some "buttered tea".

Buttered... tea... like Bulletproof coffee.

I mean what could POSSIBLY happen.

Broke up today

>Old, 40s fag here. Fit, big and handsome. Divorced too.

"A" girlfriend is just another wife. Have two or three and don't be so serious.

Because I'm married and the wife doesn't approve of me dating other women.

More like she's gonna get some of that Buttered D, amirite?

Because they are leaches, im good by myself. I still get sex, so what more could i want out of one?

heart is kill

no

you need confidence my friend, realise that most people are fucking retarded amerisheep and that youre better than that

fuck you could give me a year and i wouldn't be able to come up with an explanation

level 3.5 MGTOW

but i have a gf

Scared her off with my fetish ..even though I had no interest in her actually doing anything at all

I met a girl and I'm going to meet her in a week. I've learned that long distance fucks with my anxiety..I'm not sure if we will click or not, and if I'm ignoring red flags

more details user

Some of u guys are disappointing if u get dumped or doesn't work out go on with life thinking about them is just going to make it worse if u like it or not it is over wake up the next morning like it is a fresh start. Ok

I'm borderline schizoid and whilst I like the idea of having one, interacting with others isn't something I naturally do or know how to do

I'm gay

I'm incompetent and ugly
DONE

>Meet a lass
>Go out for about 3 weeks
>Have sex
>Realize the effort I put into it isn't worth the sex
>Break up with the lass

repeat until you realize its not worth it and spend the date money on yourself to visit places outside your home town

I like the dicks

am straight woman

Fags

Edgy

...

>meet a girl
>shes fuckin hot
>take her out to a nice place
>shes nice
>she turns into a bitch
>dump her
this is my explanation

Bored of them, I feel disgusted with myself

Just moved to a different state, haven't started college yet

Hopefully getting one in a few days. Do you guys think it's a good idea?

Doesn't mean you can't have a gf, anyone touching your dick is gonna make it hard, do it long enough and you'll cum.

Same thing for the roastie, anyone can finger you and you'll eventually cum

...

>good looking
>pics related

She hangs with some sketchy dudes now and then, mostly through a relative who she lived with.

Too hard

sorry I'm back, I'm in San Diego and it costed me $700 to get there and it's usually about $40 for a go go girl. It's stupid cheap and fun. Fucking love Thailand.

because i hate my life and don't feel like putting anymore chicks through the burden of getting too close to me

I work too much, and have no time for bitch shit.

I get what I want.

because my girlfriend and i are taking a short break because she's going on a business trip

They never give me a chance to love them they always just kinda look at me laugh a little then walk away ;-;... Senior year starts in 2 days and I haven't had a girlfriend. (Heavy exhale)

no thank u
girls r ick

School

Right. And my gf and I have been on a break for 6 years...funny enough she married some army jock last year.

I'll take "what is bait" for 1000.

Not the other guy, but fucking hell that's cheap. I'm in SD as well and I'm sitting on a bundle of cash. Might look into it for later time.

Girls are gay because they like guys :)

Dude have fun, and since you're American all you need is a passport. You don't need a visa unless you plan on staying for over 30 days.

>here is another one I was with.

You're gay because you fap to traps...

She didn't want me

Yes :D

>He thinks fapping to traps is gay

How's 1960 treating you, budy?

Captain Autismo here, prepare to depart for Planet Orgasim

Hows being a fag feel?

girls are almost always fucking crazy and play mind games. it's so annoying like just fucking chill you're not special you're a basic borderline whore

>tfw no cutie to stalk you

I wouldn't know, user.

>Saying you wouldn't tap pic related

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?

Have you fucked a ladyboy? How was it?

you're in high school. nothing fucking matters in high school. I'm a junior in college, I would love to be back in high school so I could focus on grades instead of wasting time on bullshit. fuck.

I wouldn't, I'm not a faggot

Am I not supposed to dump a girl that wants to "take a break" ?

I had a gf that wanted to take a break and I just broke up with her and I got called insensitive, afraid of commitment, etc.

Was she just batshit crazy or was I wrong, Sup Forums ?

in my experience bitches only want breaks when they want to fuck someone else. it's a failsafe cause if they don't like the guy they have you as backup.

honestly the last 8 years of my relationships were like this, except I'd be the one asking for breaks to bang some chick without feeling guilty.

Cause everyday I get closer to her

Im socially awkward, look like a diet george zimmerman, work in a manufacturing plant, have no social hobbies.

Because I Have a boyfriend instead.

Honestly don't see the need for one. Last one I had was when I was 24. 26 now I just go for picking up chick's and the occasional escort. A lot cheaper then when I lived with my GF

Socially awkard cant talk to girls, cant to talk anyone really, ugly, stutter when i speak, depressing, edgy,

I like having a friend with benefits more than having a girlfriend. It's more fulfilling and I have more time and energy to spend on things that I genuinely enjoy instead of catering to a relationship.

I'm gay

Only good thing about me really is my body, but its the equivalent of a ripped autist

depression...

Rape is more fun,my brothers.

Then WHY DID YOU SHARE YOUR FETISH WITH HER?
Is she a coworker? A classmate?

I don't want to put in the effort to find someone, online or otherwise. I might give myself a jumpstart by getting into a ballroom dancing class, if I can find one that's close enough.

Just show her your trips, user

-Oh...

Fucking cancer

Because I don't really try, and every time I do get one it usually ends with them getting bored and cheating on me. I'd doesn't discourage me any, it's more like "Welp, there goes another one"

Cáncer get Ébola? :V

> fapping to a dick isn't gay
Nice logic

I do have one

Why not become a lifeguard? Chicks dig lifeguards, period.

I don't leave my room because I'm socially awkward, and I'm fat.

Anyone have good mother/daughter lesbian greentexts?

I used a turkey baster on my urethra so I could quofe "Happy Birthday" to her on her birthday.

Instead I splattered her with urine and blood bubbles.

She isn't returning my calls.