>be in Trieste
>die because of the wind
Be in Trieste
I listen to radio Trieste on TuneIn to practice my Italian comprehension. Don't make fun of them
>be in tweest
>die because of M. Night Shyamalan
trst is croatian clay
Triest means sad in Dutch.
>They think Chicago is windy
>implying the tweest isn't that you're already dead/alien/time traveller
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*Useless fat
Triste means sad in Italian
WE
Croatia and Slovenia are rightful italian clay
WUZ
>Italian
That's not how you spell Austrian.
t. Conrad von Hotzendorf
austria needs a coastline but the shape of the country would then look pretty silly 2bh
It's their fault really. Austria-Hungary looked much more aesthetically pleasing on a map than the fuckton of ministates that occupy it now.
just need to remove galicia & dalmatia from this
That shithole wouldn't have lasted for more than a decade with all the nationalist movements of the time. WW1 only anticipated the inevitable.
this pleases me
Gib South Tyrol
ooops :DD
So salty
SAD
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It could have been perfect
>be in Trieste
>miss Dublin
>be in Trieste
>return clay to Slovenes
Chicago gets done fierce winds, but that's not why it's called the Windy City. It's called that because Chicagoans have been known to talk a lot/be braggarts.
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Burja winds can be hell. But thankfully the municipality of Trieste provides a series of ropes running through the iron posts by the harbour so you can get around in high winds.
N SHEIT
JUST
Fucking shit*lian scum if not for them I could've been born a proud Austro-Hungarian citizen but instead I have to share a country filled with terroni, niggers and gypsies. Italy was a mistake
:(
WE,
terroni are actually worse than niggers and gypsies
>be Italian
>get BTFO