Be in Trieste

>be in Trieste
>die because of the wind

I listen to radio Trieste on TuneIn to practice my Italian comprehension. Don't make fun of them

>be in tweest
>die because of M. Night Shyamalan

trst is croatian clay

Triest means sad in Dutch.

>They think Chicago is windy

>implying the tweest isn't that you're already dead/alien/time traveller

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*Useless fat

Triste means sad in Italian

WE

Croatia and Slovenia are rightful italian clay

WUZ

>Italian
That's not how you spell Austrian.

t. Conrad von Hotzendorf

austria needs a coastline but the shape of the country would then look pretty silly 2bh

It's their fault really. Austria-Hungary looked much more aesthetically pleasing on a map than the fuckton of ministates that occupy it now.

just need to remove galicia & dalmatia from this

That shithole wouldn't have lasted for more than a decade with all the nationalist movements of the time. WW1 only anticipated the inevitable.

this pleases me
Gib South Tyrol

ooops :DD
So salty

SAD

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It could have been perfect

>be in Trieste
>miss Dublin

>be in Trieste
>return clay to Slovenes

Chicago gets done fierce winds, but that's not why it's called the Windy City. It's called that because Chicagoans have been known to talk a lot/be braggarts.

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Burja winds can be hell. But thankfully the municipality of Trieste provides a series of ropes running through the iron posts by the harbour so you can get around in high winds.

N SHEIT

JUST

Fucking shit*lian scum if not for them I could've been born a proud Austro-Hungarian citizen but instead I have to share a country filled with terroni, niggers and gypsies. Italy was a mistake

:(

WE,

terroni are actually worse than niggers and gypsies

>be Italian
>get BTFO