It's Saturday afternoon, you have exactly 3 seconds to explain why you're not fencing.
It's Saturday afternoon, you have exactly 3 seconds to explain why you're not fencing
Because I'm not a neckbeard faggot
Isn't this hema?
Also, because at this point I'm too poor to afford the gear, and also no car to get to the nearest group of nerds who enjoy doing this sort of thing. I imagine that there'll be lots of groups like that in my area tho. Berkshire England, there have to be clubs around here.
I would really like to try my hand at this.
Im not a virgin.
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I wish we had something like the ACL here.
*cocked and locked* This pointy metal stick surely looks dangerous
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i was gonna call these guys autistic neckbeards but it looks like they actually learned shit rather than buying a katana/sword online and swinging it around at milkjugs like a faggot
Because that isn't fencing
Fencing (at least the real sport that wont get you called a virgin faggot) is epee, sabre or foil, not your backyard bullshit
That loose fucking meat.
she has a Jimmy Durante nose between her legs
>feminine penis
Because I already did on Tuesday and Thursday. I do love HEMA. youtu.be
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its extra mongolian beef
i wish i had a couple fencing swords that sounds fun. ive been up for over 2 days tweakin. so thats probly te main reason im not sword figjting
Nowhere to fence here. And I live in redneck Texas, their idea of fencing is shooting beer bottles off of fence posts.
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Because I did just now, and i'm tired. Side swords and rapiers are heavier than what most people think
*lighter
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This makes no sense.
ye, me an my boy be fencin all day eery day
Because I'm at work and have a life.
communitywalk.com
communitywalk.com
check if you find one near yourself
your work is your life?
Because I'm too busy learning how to repair wooden wagon wheels.
>Isn't this hema?
HEMA is fencing, fencing just means sword fighting
olympic fencing is a sport, but the verb fencing isnt
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Nada in West Texas and I'm not driving 4 hours.
your own fault for living in a place claled lubbock lol
Lubbock is in Northeast Texas faggot
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