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Sup Forums scum out edition

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I like Blood Stain Child

>Sup Forums scum out edition

you poor fool. you're only going to make things so much worse.

>be Sodom
>SODOMISE A FUCKING DICK

THIS IS NOW A /SODOM/ GENERAL
CLEANBUTTS >>>/OUT/

>no Op, you ARE the shitposter

>tfw listening to djent

Me too, by all means I really fucking shouldn't but they're just so catchy dude I can't help it

>Sodom
>Poop Dick

bretty good bread :DDD

A certain phallic object entering another gentleman's rectal orifice?

>my face when all those sodomites

el peruANO

AGUANTE LOS PIBES

guess metal and mental disorders really go hand in hand after all

A lot of happy fun fun in your metalhead friends' bumbums, perhaps?

SODOMITES BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

>be Sodom

Catalog – Skáphe2

Come find me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

EL peruANO

SODEMANIO
JAJAJAJJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

A certain musical group of the Teutonic persuasion that enjoy a bit of the old fudgenudge from time to time, maybe?

Teutonics engaged high risk of infection activities in the rectal area?

>when you go to a Sodom concert and GET FUCKED BY A POOPY POZZED PEEPEE

>sodom

que picardia!

A penus penetrating a dirty ass?

I liked it more when we shitposted about forest rock

I like these guys

>mom finds the Sodom Erector Set TM

A merry conglomerate of Germanic metal manics who are always up for phallic anal havoc, maybe?

Rough buttsex perhaps?

>Sex slave escaped his anal gape cage
>found him listening to my sodom vinyls

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>Uncle found the cum German

>Take a poopoo
>Poo poo gets on pee pee
>get arroused
>go arround sticking pee pee into poo poo holes

S O D O M
O
D
O
M

A certain forbidden pleasure?

>Sodom goes to jail
>can't become prison gay because they're already madly in love with FAT POOPY PHALLIC OBJECTS IN THEIR RECTUM

this thread is going a little too well to my liking

>in America it is a crime to listen to Sodom in your fridge

what the heck

>when the Sodom poop ritual is carried out thoroughly and correctly

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

>Sodom - Code Brown
>Sodom - N-MyAss
>Sodom - Obsessed by Cumfarts
>Sodom - Tapping my Mate

A group of """musicians""" named after their favorite activity?

German thrash metal

Report the spam and do your best to ignore it dude, it's all we can do

Cock and Ball Torture?

>Sodom can't go on tour this year due to an anal inflamation situation
>Sodomites eternally BTFO and buttmunchingly butthurt and butthungry

>be Sodom
>get fucked in the ASS

you're going to pay Sup Forums

>CBT are also german
who knew

>Sodom makes a cover album
>first song: Cake and Sodomy - Marilyn Manson

>hear a shart in the mart
>really makes your neurons sizzle
>come up with sodom

>the Sodom Finnish tour had to be cancelled because in Mongolian culture it is frowned upon to enter saunas with shit chunks on your penis
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

Sodom?

>be /metal/
>GET SODOMISED IN THE ASS

>Sodom Australian tour cancelled because the late empreror Khan once said "Man who take dick in butt wake up with anal children"
CAN'T
FABRICATE
THESE
STATISTICS

i know metal is for children and all but this Sup Forums-style shitposter is another level

>be /metal/
>get ruined
>like a loose asshole after my pee pee has extracted the poo poo.

> be Sodom
>get shit on your boyfriends dick

>be in band called Sodom
>get colonoscopy
>doctor finds fatal levels of CUM IN YOUR BUM

Have we, may i say, reached a sodomistic level of shitposting?

jesus christ

I come back after six hours and this thread is still in maximum shitpost

Sup Forums users lives confirmed to be even more sad and pathetic than metal fans

Thank you Satan

Wew lad old thread just got deleted

i-is it over...

Word

need a black gf lads

it's never over

Thats how I feel about djent

They'll come back stronger in numbers before the nights over.

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*


Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....


*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*


Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….


*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*


My darling…why…that was…*ssssnnniiiiffff*…the biggest one yet my dear….*sniff*..if you are….*sssnnnniiiifffff*…yes….if you are not completely out of exquisite gas…*sniiiiffffff*….my dear……then you, dare I say…*ssssnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffff*….have the intestinal capacity of an elephant!....*ssssnnnniiiifffff*…yes…..*sniff sniff sniiiiiffffff*….and the pungent, yet extraordinary stench of one too…yes…*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiffffffffff*

The only djent I've ever really enjoyed was Sithu Aye and I only enjoyed it as background music at that desu.

However I do love the shit out of Admiral Angry and they're Sludge/Djent so

need a black metal gf

She needs to clean off her bed god damn

Sup Forums is making fun of us

>all these sodomites

That was fun, let's do it again another time.

Vektor > Lich King > Slayer

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what band is this?

Wodos. It says it there.

Isn't that Batlord's first band?

>mfw Sup Forums sodomites just experienced a normal day on Sup Forums

Why do you put yourself through that dude

I'm worried for you

?????????????????

what happened to the last bread

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/70045163

jesus fuck...

hope he got banned

>he

There is currently no shitposting happening right now so it seems that way

There is currently no posting happening at all, though

Fair enough

What are you blasting lads?

Hey I got an idea for the thread.

How about we post an album we like a lot and whoever likes it says something they like about it and those who don't like it post their own album of choice and so on?

I know it's a very avantgarde and unorthodox proposition but let's give it a try. I'll go first with pic related. Pic related is also the answer to this user's query

first time listen
it's not as awful as it could be
it's better than most gothernburg metal desu

>crtl+f COLD BLOODED MURDER - DICTATOR - HARDCORE WORLDWIDE (OFFICIAL HD VERSION HCWW)
>0 of 0
Your all gay

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>one thing I don't know why
I lost

That is not glam
Glam is the only acceptable metal