Hey Sup Forums Sup Forums banned me for taking about cum rations

Hey Sup Forums Sup Forums banned me for taking about cum rations

Cum rations general

wait,what?

Cum rations

I cum on food to help preserve it

It also adds to the flavor

The hell

The edges

Its and old meme LOL! Guess Im now an old fag xD!

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im an oldfaf too xD

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post a picture of cum jerky in your mouth w timestamp or bait

you sick fuck

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Wtf

Does anyone else know about your disgusting habit

Well I used to live with my parents

Here is the story about them finding out

They made me chose them or the rations

I chose the rations


they disowned me for a while

>It's fucking real

Include me in the screencap please

Include me in screenshot

Damn man. You never thought of seeking help from someone professionally? I know it's a habit for you but everyone you know will look down on you if they find out.

Yes But I like my cum rations

Have someone else cum on your rations for you.

I like seeing OC threads on this board.

I don't want aids user

fuck

Like kosher food.

So if it wasn't for the aids, you would eat another person's cum?

>This thread

Le memes

Do you cum in your morning cereal OP?

Meh if it tasted as good and preserved food just as.much as mine does possibility but thats kinda weird

>somebody out there on this planet unironicly jizzes on their food to help preserve it

Does your cum have special preserving qualities that others don't have?

You know your fridge probably better preserves your food rather then your cum.

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It doesn't add the same flavor though

It's my secret ingredient for my meals

Well even if it could preserve as well as my cum can, eating other peoples cum is a little weird

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Alright op if you're at a restaurant and you have a urge to cum in your food do you sneak it under the table and rub one out?

Lol why the fuck is everyone spazzing out over eating their own cum? We all did it once, some of us like the taste or find it a turn on like a fetish etc. Is this really wtf 10/10 for you. Grow some balls, then cum on something and eat it.

I did it once but sometimes I'll jizz in a small napkin in the bathroom and bring it over

Enjoy your hand and mouth babies OP

Video of you eating cum rationed food now

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You should make webm of you cumming onto rations

I literally just ate some cum rations

I don't want to waste any

How is that edgy?
Its just gross and weird faggot

thats solidified fat you fucking bell end. .

How does the cum preserve the whole thing ?

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Retard.

Holy fucking shit dude

It gets absorbed

You guys should try it

That better be jack links jerky

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>choosing "rations" over parents
Kill yourself you addicted cumeating shitstain

Favorite food?

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>Favorite food?
Jerky, tortilla chips, and cheezits are ny favorite food to make into rations

I tried pasta once but never finished it after it got thrown out

Some rich fag needs to order this for op and post order confomation

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>this thread

Reminds me of

STOP

Go back to fags.
They make rate muh dick threads all the time.

Why

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Interested

Olay

This doesnt seem all that bad

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This is why I stay in this shithole