I fucked up, Sup Forums. I don't know how to mitigate the embarressment, so I'll give you the whole story straight up:
>be me >be waiting at bus stop on way home >qt3.14 girl I know from school walks up >stumble over my tongue: "h-hi!" >she does not even notice me, because earphones >she wears a nice skirt, showing off her sexy legs >awkwardly stand next to her for couple of minutes >bus arrives >she steps up to buy ticket from driver >I stand directly behind her >notice her skirt is wedged into her butt crack >pull it out >oh_shit!_what_did_I_do.jpg >she turns around giving me the what the fuck look >spaghetti start dripping >she turns back to the driver >I think: "okay, she obviously did not appreciate that" >push her skirt back into her butt crack >she turns around, yelling, swearing, kicking at me >don't know what do >try to play it cool: "n-nice s-skirt!", make that stupid pistol hand gesture at her >... >I turn awkwardly, leave, walk 4 miles home >fake beeing sick the next four days to avoid seeing her at school
What do now? Should I try to friend and message her on FB to smooth things over?
>pic related
Aiden Diaz
>push her skirt back into her butt crack Fantastic.
Austin Robinson
An hero before you're put on a sex offenders list
Leo Thomas
Yes. Absolutely yes. Screencap everything
Aaron Anderson
Yes message her. Tell her you have ocd and couldn't stand seeing her skirt like that when you were watching her ass
Alexander Powell
That is the most idiotic thing I ever read on this board. At any point in this progression of events you had a chance to correct your course of action, but you choose not to. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having witnessed you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Lincoln Edwards
My sides my sides
Kayden Brooks
Are you for real or baiting
Landon Martin
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William Edwards
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Gabriel Jones
most probably went like this
Cute girl at bus stop Notice skirt wedgy on girl Think about pulling it out Think about reactions Think about being beta Think about Sup Forums Think about making a thread about your false story
And now he's here posting a fake story to try and make strangers laugh.
Wyatt Long
I know this sounds kind of strange, I simply do not know why I did this. I was 100% on autopilot.
This sounds like a plan.
Christopher Barnes
samefag
Adam Adams
Still tho, even if nigger is lying, it's a funny lie
Kayden Rodriguez
First and last are me I dunno who the middlefag is
Camden Wilson
don't ruin the fun, faggot! who actually believes, the green texts are meant to be serious for the most part is a fucking autist, you cunt.
Christopher Lewis
Do the ocd thing, screen it and post with timestamp Then we make sure to make this a proper thread
Michael Jackson
Your English is awful.
Kayden Lee
>That is the most idiotic thing I ever read on this board.
Careful, your newfag is showing.
Nolan Phillips
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David Wright
more like this. this shit is so fucking funny, dude!
Tyler Foster
so? English is not my mother tongue.
Colton Barnes
>my mother tounge Fucking kek
Caleb Baker
if you really did that then follow this course of action : >let this thread get 404'd >start new thread to go an hero >open stream >make us happy >Be sure you will be the hero of Sup Forums for the next years
But this is most likely a shit post so whatever,eat something,fap and sleep OP.Stop being a faggot.
Nathaniel Butler
facebook apology is mandatory
Leo Russell
let the beheading begin
Thomas Martinez
4chin! get ready. This is a historical Thread!!!
Jeremiah Lee
this fuckin reaction kills me every time
Aiden Bennett
where is he wrong with this sentence?
Adrian Powell
Don't you think that there's not a single faggot out there who would be such an autist to do this?
As long as the Pokemon Go-Kid continues singing, we can say that autism hadn't reached it's final form yet.
Justin Watson
kekked hard. this is some god tier cringe.
Luis Butler
In common English what he is reffering to is called "Native language"
Cameron Clark
U know what op just yolo if she ask why u did that just say u have a crush on her maybe she will accept n take her to a date if not u dont lose anything and end up like a weirdo
Luke Walker
Not gonna happen user She was clearly upset he pushed her skirt into her butt crack She won't fucking date him Also Op seems beta as fuck (no offense OP, but it's clear you are beta af) Tl;dr: not gonna happen since op beta and she pissed
Christopher Brown
well, you can be a nitpicker about fucking everything, huh? jesus, dude
Jeremiah Hernandez
Demonic trips of harsh truth
Logan Foster
whoa satan go away
Nolan Brooks
Is this a copy-pasta or did I travel back in time, swear I've seen this b4.
Jonathan Ross
Yes user, I have a sickness and nothing can help me I must be stopped
Elijah Mitchell
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Jose Williams
beta af
Jason Powell
Op u cant be a pussy ur hole life u gotta go and be a man what she can do? Nothing big deal a whore is mad at u fuck that bitch man up op fgt
Nicholas Nguyen
No
Eli Wilson
Just thinking the same thing, low quality bait
Cameron Parker
make a skirt for your penis, push it into her butt crack
Jacob Campbell
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Nathaniel Jackson
>I think: "okay, she obviously did not appreciate that" >push her skirt back into her butt crack
Jonathan Ortiz
You should definitely message her. Keep it original!
Julian Bailey
>Should I try to friend and message her on FB to smooth things over?
Yes OP, that will absolutely make this situation better and not worse.