Watching porn

>watching porn
>it starts getting good
>someone starts licking a butthole

Are people so desensitized that they can't get off without the thought of tasting poop residue and smelling stale farts?

Thats my fetish

If that's your experience you are not doing anal the right way. Or maybe you are doing it right and you're just significantly more kinky than me and mine. Whatever gets you there.

>porn
They are being inclusive.

Haha, your girl can't clean herself properly. That's funny. You're a loser who's girlfriend is a fat bitch. Does anyone else find this amusing?

OP thought he was right about something but is actually a fag. CLASSIC.

It's hardly even a fetish though. Somehow, tasting a butthole has become mainstream in porn.

It's almost impossible to find a porn video which doesn't have at least one of the following:
>someone starts licking a butthole
>someone starts licking a foot
>someone pees on someone
>supposedly straight dude has to stop banging the hot girl and furiously jerk off for 5 minutes in order to finish

i remember 15

That's why I stopped watching porn.

Once I got a girlfriend and realized that sex is not like a porno, I felt like shit. Porn is just a virgin's self medication.

hi virgin

Yeah even though I know for a fact they sanitize the shit out of their buttholes during shoots it still disgusts me. That and "fuck me harder mother fucker!" bullshit kills it for me. Anything foot related is also pretty gross. Uh also lesbian porn is pretty lame and I like to watch BJ's but I don't like it if the woman looks like she enjoys it too much. She needs to look at least somewhat like it hurts.

All of that shit makes for bad porn.

Basically, since bj porn is your favorite, you like your porn to emphasize the cock and not the female genitals.

Which is because you're very, very gay.

I hope you find a considerate man to settle down with that doesn't mind you incessantly licking his furry butthole.

You should probably do the world a favour and jump off a 50 story building

I actually enjoy giving rimjobs. Female buttholes are sanitary, if you're partner has some sense for hygenie. They don't taste like shit, they just taste like skin. When doing anal, there will be shit on your dick and everyone is fine with that, so I don't get what's so problematic about it.

I'm totally into licking ass. Have you never been with a girl that takes a damn shower before sex? Pretty great. What annoys me is that I can never, EVER find good anal that doesn't include ass to mouth. That really turns me off.

>Have you never been with a girl that takes a damn shower before sex?

You seem to be assuming that I dislike butt-licking because of the butts I've licked.

In fact, I've never even attempted to lick a butt. Why would I want to? I don't know what the appeal is, even if the girl's ass has been bleached to hell and back.

It's hot. Some girls like it. Plus you need to lube it up anyway

the way you described that made me feel sick

You are probably the most boring person in bed.
Thankfully you're going to stay virgin.

>Once I got a girlfriend and realized that sex is not like a porno
sex is whatever you want it to be

What a bunch of pussies. Just yesterday my girlfriend was sitting on my face farting while ducking me off.

>ducking me off

oh yeah baby

>watching porn
>it starts getting good
>SOMETHING i DON'T LIKE

Why can't people like only what I like!?

This is why you get 23,948 tabs open. Just switch to a different video.

>Also eating ass is awesome.

You do realize there are showers, enemas, and soap, right? If you know the first thing about hygiene your butthole doesn't have to smell like shit and farts all the time. If you just wash it, It doesn't taste or smell, it's just a nice tight hole.

You can like them or not, that's your choice, just wanted to make it clear that not everyone is as unhygenic as you are

Light kek