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stupid STUPID edition

next time I'm at the club I'll try and pull for the lads on /brit/

Just thought of a thought that I thought of before, the thought being that I may overthink certain things and thoughts, but then, though, I thought maybe me thinking this thought of a thought that I've thought of before maybe just me overthinking a thought about overthinking thoughts.

And your thoughts?

m8 you're dancing in a nightclub full of drunk spastics. I can guarantee you that unless you are a legit mongoloid at dancing, no one will remember the next day.

not a fan of cats

Going to quit my job to become a disciple in a tibetan monastery lads.

my whole life would be different if i had gone to the school dance in year 10

say something mean to me

>stock image
>watermark and banner
pretty dire edition

Leave it to the pros next time.

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you're a decent lad

Your parents are proud of you

How do you gracefully turn down a sext offer

How do i dance with a girl then

why am i a cunt?

gf just ate an entire tub of ben and jerry's ice cream by herself

>hey user!
>what are your plans for valentines day?

I'd give you my last rolo

something mean to me

parcelforce says the driver left five hours ago WHERE IS MY DELIVERY

They do that sometimes

Done 20 laps around this roundabout so far in me new parcelforce van

getting a bit dizzy but oh well heheh wahey

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already wanked ta x

am i being detained

>dictionary plug-in
what a world lads

I can do that with ease, the gf struggles

>Chris Leslie and Mary Creagh sitting beside each other in the HoC.
Oo, what other surprises shall mine eyes be indulged by today (?)

PARCEL FORCE

>face towards girl
>continue dancing
>talk
>take her hand and playfully give her a splin

I've had girls do the whole thing when they rub thier arse in your crotch and bend over and jiggle about and honestly that is kinda awkward because even I wasn't sure how to navigate that one

they do don't they

baffling...

update: the postal man came!!!!!

HehehehehehHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!

that's kinda like asking "how do i a kiss a girl"

it's very hard to explain. i suppose you just want to be rhythmic and incorporate your limbs rather than just bobbing up and down. if a girl starts grinding on you, grind into her and let your hands grab her hips or some shit.

again, it's very hard to explain. the most important thing is just being rhythmic and moving your arms, abdomen, neck and head desu

I am a big sucker for old school dance moves. a well executed spin of the girl will have them gushing in no time.

absolutely 100% just truly failed an exam

never done that before in my life

don't even care either

put your arms on her hips, have her arms around your neck and move side to side then gradually move closer until you can start kissing. mix it up a bit by turn her around and pressing your willy against her bum and moving side to side.

heh

Great film

мяy

le funny face sweating man

going to have some chicken supernoodles and green tea

feeling oriental x

hah

had a columbian girl do this to me

she was well fit but i hadnt a fucking clue what to do

in the end i just went to dance with the significantly less attractive but more on-my-level-of-autism russian girl

>I've had girls do the whole thing when they rub thier arse in your crotch and bend over and jiggle about and honestly that is kinda awkward because even I wasn't sure how to navigate that one
just realized ive never experienced this

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>women

last time I was inna dance a girl stroked my chest
was that a flirt

Why aren't you lads at work or something?

Better not be getting advice from NEETs

I'm a student and my lectures are all recorded this term

Anybody here watch Sam Hyde?

but also just try and act natural and not do anything too forced

you can get in close by leaning in to say something in her ear especially if its loud

finna bus a nut up in this bitch

Why do we learn about American civil rights in school?

recent snap from the gf to me

>Buy nudie jeans
>Worn them for pretty much a solid year
>Can feel the upper thigh is starting to wear through

Wondering whether to buy a new pair as I fit currently or leaving it a bit. Losing weight currently and would like to get one of the slimmer pairs.

it's 11pm and hot as fuck

hands on hips and arse and crotch and that

Nothing but worthless cucks
DIE

FEEL BAD FOR BLACK PEOPLE GOY!

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could knock her out in under 30 seconds, with 10 ounce gloves on

Wednesday is normie sports day at uni so there's no lectures on

this is A STUDENT GENERAL.

Can tell already this is fake 2bh

mate she was something else she was properly going for it and dropping to the floor

hadn't the fucking foggiest what to do

Banter.

dont speak kraut

god help england or something?

that was meant for but it's applicable to @022 as well I guess

>"NEETs"
>nobody works through nights

thats a lot of flags
may i have some flags, brother?

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no it was strange
she was just going to the toilet and put her hand on my chest to get past and then held it there before moving her hand downwards

arrogant

MEDIIIIIIIIIC

70077124
>anime poster
Hmmm nah, you're an honourary NEET

im a NEET nice to meet you

*does a little dance*
*makes a little love*
Peh, too easy lads.

>nice to meet you
the feeling's not mutual

I love this pic

fuck off

Going to job interview lads, wish me luck

jesus christ

blackbirds in the back garden
NO PARCEL ON MY PORCH

*wishes you luck*

*drives to your wifes house*

would you fuck a married woman?

yes and I'd enjoy it more

the gf

If I was married to her? Yeah why not. If I wasn't married to her? Yeah sure who cares.

Going to pick up the wifes son lads.

I could beat her in a fight no problem

"came out" to the gf as an introvert, lads

[places a bet]

Have I been banned yet?

alri

wrongun

gf just sent me this

of course not. im not a massive cunt who enables that sort of behaviour. bet the wankers who do are also the bellends who moan about women doing that kind of thing here all day.

I wasn't banned.

>I am proud to be British

mediocre face
mediocre chebs
mediocre bum