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stupid STUPID edition
next time I'm at the club I'll try and pull for the lads on /brit/
Just thought of a thought that I thought of before, the thought being that I may overthink certain things and thoughts, but then, though, I thought maybe me thinking this thought of a thought that I've thought of before maybe just me overthinking a thought about overthinking thoughts.
And your thoughts?
m8 you're dancing in a nightclub full of drunk spastics. I can guarantee you that unless you are a legit mongoloid at dancing, no one will remember the next day.
not a fan of cats
Going to quit my job to become a disciple in a tibetan monastery lads.
my whole life would be different if i had gone to the school dance in year 10
say something mean to me
>stock image
>watermark and banner
pretty dire edition
Leave it to the pros next time.
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you're a decent lad
Your parents are proud of you
How do you gracefully turn down a sext offer
How do i dance with a girl then
why am i a cunt?
gf just ate an entire tub of ben and jerry's ice cream by herself
>hey user!
>what are your plans for valentines day?
I'd give you my last rolo
something mean to me
parcelforce says the driver left five hours ago WHERE IS MY DELIVERY
They do that sometimes
Done 20 laps around this roundabout so far in me new parcelforce van
getting a bit dizzy but oh well heheh wahey
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already wanked ta x
am i being detained
>dictionary plug-in
what a world lads
I can do that with ease, the gf struggles
>Chris Leslie and Mary Creagh sitting beside each other in the HoC.
Oo, what other surprises shall mine eyes be indulged by today (?)
PARCEL FORCE
>face towards girl
>continue dancing
>talk
>take her hand and playfully give her a splin
I've had girls do the whole thing when they rub thier arse in your crotch and bend over and jiggle about and honestly that is kinda awkward because even I wasn't sure how to navigate that one
they do don't they
baffling...
update: the postal man came!!!!!
HehehehehehHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!
that's kinda like asking "how do i a kiss a girl"
it's very hard to explain. i suppose you just want to be rhythmic and incorporate your limbs rather than just bobbing up and down. if a girl starts grinding on you, grind into her and let your hands grab her hips or some shit.
again, it's very hard to explain. the most important thing is just being rhythmic and moving your arms, abdomen, neck and head desu
I am a big sucker for old school dance moves. a well executed spin of the girl will have them gushing in no time.
absolutely 100% just truly failed an exam
never done that before in my life
don't even care either
put your arms on her hips, have her arms around your neck and move side to side then gradually move closer until you can start kissing. mix it up a bit by turn her around and pressing your willy against her bum and moving side to side.
heh
Great film
мяy
le funny face sweating man
going to have some chicken supernoodles and green tea
feeling oriental x
hah
had a columbian girl do this to me
she was well fit but i hadnt a fucking clue what to do
in the end i just went to dance with the significantly less attractive but more on-my-level-of-autism russian girl
>I've had girls do the whole thing when they rub thier arse in your crotch and bend over and jiggle about and honestly that is kinda awkward because even I wasn't sure how to navigate that one
just realized ive never experienced this
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last time I was inna dance a girl stroked my chest
was that a flirt
Why aren't you lads at work or something?
Better not be getting advice from NEETs
I'm a student and my lectures are all recorded this term
Anybody here watch Sam Hyde?
but also just try and act natural and not do anything too forced
you can get in close by leaning in to say something in her ear especially if its loud
finna bus a nut up in this bitch
Why do we learn about American civil rights in school?
recent snap from the gf to me
>Buy nudie jeans
>Worn them for pretty much a solid year
>Can feel the upper thigh is starting to wear through
Wondering whether to buy a new pair as I fit currently or leaving it a bit. Losing weight currently and would like to get one of the slimmer pairs.
it's 11pm and hot as fuck
hands on hips and arse and crotch and that
Nothing but worthless cucks
DIE
FEEL BAD FOR BLACK PEOPLE GOY!
G O T T S T R A F E E N G L A N D
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could knock her out in under 30 seconds, with 10 ounce gloves on
Wednesday is normie sports day at uni so there's no lectures on
this is A STUDENT GENERAL.
Can tell already this is fake 2bh
mate she was something else she was properly going for it and dropping to the floor
hadn't the fucking foggiest what to do
Banter.
dont speak kraut
god help england or something?
that was meant for but it's applicable to @022 as well I guess
>"NEETs"
>nobody works through nights
thats a lot of flags
may i have some flags, brother?
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no it was strange
she was just going to the toilet and put her hand on my chest to get past and then held it there before moving her hand downwards
arrogant
MEDIIIIIIIIIC
70077124
>anime poster
Hmmm nah, you're an honourary NEET
im a NEET nice to meet you
*does a little dance*
*makes a little love*
Peh, too easy lads.
>nice to meet you
the feeling's not mutual
I love this pic
fuck off
Going to job interview lads, wish me luck
jesus christ
blackbirds in the back garden
NO PARCEL ON MY PORCH
*wishes you luck*
*drives to your wifes house*
would you fuck a married woman?
yes and I'd enjoy it more
the gf
If I was married to her? Yeah why not. If I wasn't married to her? Yeah sure who cares.
Going to pick up the wifes son lads.
I could beat her in a fight no problem
"came out" to the gf as an introvert, lads
[places a bet]
Have I been banned yet?
alri
wrongun
gf just sent me this
of course not. im not a massive cunt who enables that sort of behaviour. bet the wankers who do are also the bellends who moan about women doing that kind of thing here all day.
I wasn't banned.
>I am proud to be British
mediocre face
mediocre chebs
mediocre bum