>stepfather kicks you out of your house because you're a retarded emotional child
>immediately become a degenerate druggie loser
>try to kill your useless self with drugs because you're literally good at nothing in life
>hit rock bottom and go back living with your mommy
>years later, say you're glad your stepfather died because he hurted your little feelie weelies :^(
What a fucking loser. You literally can't make this shit up.
nice copypasta
not an argument
He's pointing at us
I don't recognize who this is but if genuinely had mental health problems the stepfather is giant douche for kicking him out on the street for it. If somebody is a "retarded emotional child" they need help.
t. guy who still lives with his father
I saw Jeff Magnum at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Kurt, Kate, Annie, James, Wayne,
plus the stepdad abused everyone in the family so yeah
Pretty sure it's John Darnielle?
What the fuck? I thought jeff was a cool guy? He sounds like an obnoxious douchebag now...
>this copypasta again
is OP John Darnielle's stepdad
that's a flying lotus copypasta
You cant have this face type and not be retarded
world class bait
Daily reminder that Kanye did a hit and run while drunk and got off with just a fine.
wtf I hate Jeff now
OP, you left out the part where he sees the error in his ways and goes on to make some of the best lo-fi ever.
what a great copypasta
amazing how well this works with nearly anyone
Nothing you've said really describes a horrible person.
Kind of pitiful maybe but who isn't
I heard the exact same thing happened to a guy when he saw MC Ride!
what a stupid thread. i hope you feel bad
You just described most musicians. Actually, this is tamer than most musicians.
I can't tell how much of this thread is people trying to go along with the stupid joke and how much is people being new as fuck.
Darnielle's twitter is great though. He's one of the more genuinely funny people on there.